Sir Raaalph is just another man on the edge, living dangerously without a purpose, in Downtown Folleywood, or is he?
You can usually find him in the day time attending the Bravado Meetings and at night , at the Grudgen. Rumor has it, that the lead singer of nosebleed (Lady Absinthe's rock n' roll boyfriend) and Sir Raaalph have been having a secret love affair, even though both insist that they are just friends, and that they simply do not swing that way. Ha! a likely story.
As if the tale was not complicated enough, I've been told that Sir Raalph is also the ex-lover of noneother then Lady Exotica, Lady Absinthe's best friend! This, another rumor, they both deny.
Either way, at least in this reporter's opinion, he is simply not exciting enough to be a used-character. It will be no wonder if he remains without purpose for the remaining time of his life...
