What style! What glamour! What grace! Only Lady Absinthe could pull off that short red hair and those dark circles under her eyes. Or can she?
You can see Lady Absinthe almost every night at The Grudgen, schmoozing with her rock-star boyfriend, the lead singer of the popular rock band, Nosebleed. Both her boyfriend and herself are big believers in character immortality, a popular philisophy in certain areas of downtown and uptown Folleywood. The belief that the only way a character can die is if a writer kills them in a story. Is that why she is rarely sober?
Speaking of mortality, rumor has it that Lady Absinthe is not her real name. That it was a nick name she acquired very early on in life, when she became very fond of a wide variety of drug-related pleasures. In this reporter's opinion her real name is Lady Thelma.
