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SOME SARDARJI JOKES
ADULTS NOT ALLOWED
Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? Because below 18
was not allowed.
SUICIDAL SARDAR
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway
tracks and he takes
along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him
and asks "kyon
bhai, ye sab kyon leke baith rahe ho?" Sardarji replies
"Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"
FILL IN CAPITAL
One great day in Bombay, a couple were on a honeymoon
tour. They saw one sardarji in front of a hospital
(Breach Candy) was trying to fill some
form. So the couple enquired eagerly "aare Sardarji kya
kar raahe ho."
Sardarji replied that I had a baby and I am filling the
birth certificate
form. The couple as per schedule, took the Bombay to
Delhi Flight for
their next destination. On the next day, they find the
same Sardarji, in front
of Lal Qilla in Delhi filling the same form. So once
again young couple
curiously asked "Aare Sardarji kya kar raahe ho"
sardarji once again
replied I had a baby and I am filling the birth
certificate form." The
couple said but sardarji yesterday you were in Bombay
filling the same
form, how come you`re in Delhi? Sardarji cooly replied "Aare
ye form
mein leekha hey ke FILL IN CAPITAL."
SARDAR DIES OF BRAIN TUMOUR
There`s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy
street. All the
sardars in the `mayyat` are dancing the bhangra and
singing and general
`balle balle` is on. The people on the street find it
strange that instead
of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage
baraat. So one of
them asks Santa Singh, "Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala
gujar gaya hai
aur aap naach rahe ho?" .....comes the reply, "Haan ji!
Hai hi baat badi
kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli bar ek sardar "brain" tumour se
mara hai!!!"
SARDAR THIEF
Banta Singh was shifting his residence. He was packing
his belongings.
By midnight he was too tired and dozed off with the
house door open. A
sound woke him up. A thief was packing valuables. Banta
Singh found it very
amusing; the thief was doing the job for him! "When this
smart guy
finishes packing, I will catch him". Banta was a hefty
guy; so when the burglar
finished packing, Banta Singh jumped on him and tied him
up. Then he went
to the police station and reported the matter. "What did
you do to the thief"? "I tied his hands; you come and
collect him". "I hope you tied his legs too". Banta
Singh felt a cold feeling in his spine; he had forgotten
about the legs. He sat down for a while. Then he cheered
up and said,"Inspector Sab, the thief, he will still be
there". "How do you know"?
"Well, that fellow is also a Sardarji".
Mohit Jain
Pappu(C.K.C.)
Tushar Garg
Waulty
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