Here are all the quotes in the "random quote generator" thing on the top of all the pages of my website.

"I'm effin' Jesus!" - a ninth grader on my bus

"put some in the frigidator" - rissa

"because his voice sounds so much more manly in the third movie" - rissa

"MAYBE THEY WERE MUTANT MIDGET GIRAFFES!" - megan

"Music is not instant potatoes!" - my choir teacher

"So throw a lobster at my head!" - rissa

"It's the Cinderella Hoe-down!" - me

"Someone stole my toe!" - rissa

"NOOOO!! I WANT TO BE QUEEN OF ENGLAND!" - megan

"But did they save the tuna??" - brooke

"For that, you get to see my shiny boxers!" - frank

"I think it sounds like a bagel." - brooke

"Because I smoke canvas." - a ninth grader on my bus

"Kill the giraffes!" - brooke

"That looks like a penguin on crack!" - my substitute bio teacher

"Madame, you're an alcoholic, aren't you?" - a guy in my french class

"My head is the verb!!" - madame

"I don't think he understands that there are two different genders." - megan

"We should go around and name them weird things like 'Pimpy'" - rissa

"Fruit is naughty." - mike from jfk

"You must have written it in British form or something." - a guy in my english class

"Remember the words said by a genius: 'I have a foot.'" - rissa

"When you're done riding wooden rollercoasters, it feels like you just got raped by an inmate named bubba." - mike from jfk

"Because his voice sounds so much more manly in the third movie." - rissa

"They're, like, stripping me with their eyes." - mike from jfk

"You get all scrin and thawny." - kyle

"They cited Jesus?" - my english teacher

"Angered Spanish men!" - brooke

"Oops, my pants fell down." - brian

"I'm a sheepflocker!" - frank

"Guinevere would've been like, 'my plate is full, Lance'" - dan

"Madame, he just called me a shower!" - guy in french class

"I want more body parts!" - megan

"I'm assuming it's a fourth stomach." - kevin

"Let's go get margaritas!" - megan

"The table is all-knowing. It was built by Jesus." - clark

"It's a one-arm stick-up!" - madame

"I made a mistake and I fixed it with an exacto knife." - madame

"And every time he sees me, he pets me." - kyle

"People are skewed up!" - rissa

"Detroit - it's gangsta'!" - my history teacher

"Now I get to be straight again. And alive." - me

"But I was supposed to be black!" - brooke

"And maybe we'll get some peanut butter." - my history teacher

"You don't wanna mess with Barbara Bush." - my history teacher

"That's like saying 'I can't go to a party next week because I might be dead.'" - dan

"But that can lead you off into a roundabout circle of badness." - my geometry teacher"

"That's why you tie a string around a balloon and let it fly." - megan

"Can you see me? I'm wearing the precious." - kyle

"Look out adverbgood! It's adjectevil!" - kyle

"And then I grabbed that little girl that looked Mexican and ran for the door." - dan

"And sometimes I'm like, 'where the hell did it go?'" - megan

"SOPAPILLA TIME!!" - megan

"I got to feast my hazel greenish grayish eyes upon the hottness that is dustin at hot topic." - rissa

"i want wolfwood and legato to gay man hump" - ian