Why do we only have parties for each other when one of us gets married, is pregnant, or retires?
(Speak for yourself, lady!)
What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants and shopping, lunching, and traveling girls?
Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake!
TO MY GIRLFRIENDS!
If you get this twice you know you have more than one girlfriend. Be Happy!
PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS AND RETURN IT TO THE FRIEND WHO SENT IT TO YOU!
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
(Speak for yourself, lady! Just kiddin)
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
(Don't you mean...AWESOME?)
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
Send this to all the bright women you know and make their day!!!!!
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Happy Girlfriends day!
~If you get this more than once your blessed with Friends~
Good times are even better when they're shared.
A good long talk can cure almost anything.
An understanding friend is better than a therapist; And cheaper too!
Laughter makes the world a happier place.
Friends are like wine; they get better with age.
Sometimes you just need a shoulder to cry on.
Great minds think alike, especially when they are female!
When it comes to "bonding," females do it better.
YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD FOR SLUMBER PARTIES!!!!
It's important to make time to do "girl things."
Calories don't count when you are having lunch with your girlfriends
GEMS MAY BE PRECIOUS,
BUT FRIENDSHIP IS PRICELESS!!!!!
PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON TO ALL OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
including the one that sent it to you...
That would be ME!
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They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them. Send this phrase to the people you'll never forget and remember to send it also to the person who sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgotten your friends.
[And, on an apparently related note, since it came in the same mailing...]
Take the time to live!!! Life is too short...Dance Naked