"How many times do I have to say this, stop sending me chain crap that doesn't work. It is really pissing me off because I have repeatedly asked you and [insert super-Irish name here] to not do this. Every once in a while if you send something, I may read it, but every week several times a week is annoying me. Plus if you are counting on me to forward this so your wish or dream or whatever is going to come true, it will not because I am not doing it. My advice is you have the power to change your life in how you want it to be. Not these silly letters. If you want to wish me well or say something nice to me out of the blue, please feel free to do so in your own words."