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Rejected Hallmark Cards So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, she's a really good lay
My tire was thumping.... I thought it was flat.... when I looked at the tire.... I noticed your cat...
Sorry You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends.... here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends.
You've announced that you're gay, won't that be a laugh, when they find out you're one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I had mine I got real snippy.
Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be... But don't fret about it .... She moved in with me!!!!
Your computer is dead... it was once so great.... Do you regret installing Win98?
You totalled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
WhIcH CoNdOm iSh RiGhT FoR cHu?
Nike condoms: Just do it!
Toyota condoms: Oh what a feeling!
Diet Pepsi condoms: You got the right one baby! Uh huh!
Pringles condoms: Once you pop.... You can't stop!
Mentos condoms: The freshmaker!
Secret condoms: Strong enough for a man, made for a woman.
Chevy condoms: Like a rock!
New York lotto condoms: Cause hey.....ya never know.
KFC condoms: Finger lickin good!
Coca Cola condoms: The real thing!
Lays condoms: Betcha cant have just one.
Ruffles condoms: Get your own bag!
Campbell soup condoms: Mmm Mmm better!
AT&T condoms: Reach out and touch someone.
Bounty: The quicker picker upper.
Energizer: It keeps going and going....
Taco Bell: Make a run for the border!
MCI: For friends and family.
7up condoms: Make 7 up yours!
Doublemint:: Double your pleasure Double your fun!
Delta condoms: Delta is ready when you are!
Toyota: I love whatcha do for me!
McDonalds condoms: Have you had your break today?
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