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So TrUe~*
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the > worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried > not to smile, > avoiding eye contact with the women, but some > actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask. "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire group said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
WhAt GuYs NaMeS MeAn~*
Aaron's - are smart and quiet
Adam's - are friendly and Popular
Alex's - have huge penis
Andy's - are nice and are realy hot (until you get to know them)
Anthony's - are funny and have lots of friends
Ben's - are loud and obnoxious arseholes and real dumb
Bob's - are great guys that you just can't see yourself with
Brad's - think everyone likes them...(they're usually right)
Brendon's - are screwoffs
Brendan's- are up themself computer geeks
Brett's - want "some" but can't get any
Brian's - are hotter than hell
Bryan's - are sexy, but stupid
Chad's - think they're cool, but they're not
Chris's - are adorable, and have lots of "different" friends
Clark's - are hilarious and always in trouble
Cory's - are ready for anything (especially with girls)
Clancy's - are.......farmers
Craig's - are popular and "studly"
Curt's - can kick anyone's ass
Dan's - can be shy but get loud and annoying when they're drunk
Danny's - are Sweeties
David's - are hornballs and usually rich
Derek's - have great butts
Doug's - have greasy faces
Drew's - are bad ass losers
Eddies - want too many chicks they'll never get cuz they're assholes
Eric's - are funny and treat girls how they want to be treated
Erik's - think they're funny and popular (they're not!)
Ethan's - are quiet psychopaths
Frank's - are complete assholes
Gary's - are drug addicts
George's- have big dicks
Greg's - are suck- ups
Jake's - are hot and sweet
Jason's - are players
Jeff's - are sweet and big flirts
Jeremy's - are molesters
Jesse's - have no friends cuz they're assholes
Jesus's - Are really holy
James'- are sweet, kind, and ready to settle down( think they're sex gods!)
Jimmy's - are players who'll go out with every bimbo
Joel's- n/c
Joe's - are funny pimps
John's - are the best bud's you'll have
Josh's - are horny men
Justin's - are ugly assholes that can't kiss they don't derserve to live and spend 100000% of the time looking up porn and
looking for chicks but never get them for long
Kevin's - can never get a girlfriend
Kieran's are losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyle's - are hot, and nice
Lance's - will screw anybody
Luke's - seem to be sweet
Mark's - are conceited, but popular (mostly with girls)
Matt's - are not popular and not hot
Lindsay's - the worst guy to date in the world.
Darius - never stop asking girls out.
Jess - a real bad computer freak
Jeffery - laughs like girls
Herman - screams like girls and a girl basher
Brian - too nice
Sidney - bad hairstyle
Dud - can't keep secrets
Calvin - drinks straight out of bottles and backwashes
EDWIN - IS SO GAY
Bradley's - r cute and they f-ing no it!! =)
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