Bush went to a fone booth and looked in a fone book. "hmm... Al Gore lives in Afghanistan... i'll just go over there kick his ass"
Bush stole sum drunk dudes plane and drove to afghanistan. there, he got sum drunk afgan to take him to Gore's house. "this is wierd" he said " i've never had a blanket take me anywhere before"
Bush got to Gore's little hut thing and walked up to it. He busted down the door and saw Gore standing there... MENECINGLY. "you dumb fuk!!! u sent the assassin mole rats didn't you?"
"I WANT A RECOUNT!!!!" Gore sed
"why did u do that?" bush asked
"ummm.... i want a recount?" Gore sed
"what a scrotem licker..." Bush said under his breath
" RECOUNT RECOUNT RECOUNT!!! " Gore began yelling. he began to run around in circles franticly yeling recount untill sparks came flying out of his eyes. suddenly his head exploded exposing the wires comeing out of his neck.
"oh... he's an android.... that would explain his hard metalic di... i mean... um..." bush stumbled around a bit and then exploded for absolutly no reason at all. the explosion was so big it wiped afghanistan clear off the map.
over in america sum black dude was looking at a map. "hey! wheres afganistan!! this is an outrage. i'm bout ta pop a cap!" then he stood up on a box next to a pedestal and a huge crown gatherd 'round.
"I have a dream..." he began saying. "And in this dream... there are a bunch of midget clowns showing everyone pictures of naked fat guys in attempt to take over the world... but besides that... Afganistan is no longer on the map!!
"WHAT?!?" someone from the audiance showted " THIS IS AN OUT RAGE! I'M BOUT TA POP A CAP!"
thats wat i sed" the black dud sed
another audiance member replied "ya... um... me to i am also about to pop a cap"
"you cant say that! your a white dude. EVERYONE KILL HIM!!!" sed the black dude
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