beware: this story has no plot whatsoever and is very stupid. i will continue to add to it for all of time
Once there, all those Jamakin dudes and dudets yelled "Aye mon, what in da heck is dat ting?!?!" So he drove off back into the sea.
Somewhere in Kansas his trailer broke down. shortly after this little gurl with a dog came along so he pretended to be a phicic. He told her that her aunt was crying to get her all sad hoping to score. But then she ran off and got sucked up in a tornado.
"Damn!" he said "I never score! Whenever I think I'm gona score, I never score! why do I never score!?! When will I ever get to score!?!" Then a bus driver tackled him and the world was a better place.
When the busdriver got up he brushed himself off and walked away. As the bus driver was walking he heard a deep voice that seemed to come from every direction. ''Whos there?" he said.
"beef...beef...beef..." The voice contineued.
"God...is that u? plz help me, i'm starving" the bus driver said.
And then the voice said "BEEF...IT'S WHATS FOR DINNER"
Just at that moment a cow jumped out from a bush. "wow" said the bus driver. "how did u get a cow to jump out from u Mr. President?"
"Well...um....uh....it's a secret!" Bush said and then ran off. "That was a close one" he said
"Ya it sure was" osama said.
"Ready for our weekly game of chess osama?"
"sure am" he said exitingly. Suddenly a monopoly board apeared andthey sat down. Then they both turned into old men and were at a park. They played an exiting game of backgammon as a crowd gathered around. Dramatic music began to play in the backround. "king me" said osama.
"no u can't! your in the jail!" yelled bush.
"yes huh!" argued osama.
"you can't triple stamp a double stamp!" They went on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on for years untill osama died of old age. "I won! yes! hahahaha i beat you!!!" yelled bush.
Then he took of his shirt and put on a stupid phat dope fly hat and began to rap, "Ya you laugh till your mother fukin ass gets drafed, while your at band camp thinkin that crap can't happen. till you fuk around get an antrax napkin, inside a packadge wraped in surran wrap wrappin. open it up and then you stand back gaspin. fukin assassins hijackin amtrax crashin. all this terror america demands action. next thing you know you got uncle sam's ass askin to join the army or what u do for the navy your just a baby getin recruited at 18 your on a plane now eatin their food and their baked beans i'm like 83 there gon take you for they take me"
Then the crowd went wild. They went so wild that they began throwing money up on the stage at him. When they ran out of money they started throwing anything they could find. It wasn't long before they were throwing refrigerators at him. Then they took some drunk dudes house and threw it and it landed right on top of him. then a bunch of retarted migets came out from nowhere and started singing some retarted song about how the the wikid bush was ded.
All of a sudden the ugly prince sed "i wonder if there is a colony of mutated ill temperd naked mole rats under the sea plotting revenge against man-kind for banishing them there years ago. so he walked to the bottum of the ocean and sure enuf there was a colony of mutated ill temperd naked mole rats under the sea plotting revenge against man-kind for banishing them there years ago.
he walked over to a little hut thing and knocked on the door. a mole rat came to the door and screamed "HAAAACEEEEEECHAAAALOOOO MAAAAA HARAMOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
The prince looked at the words at the bottum of the screen to see what he said and he read "hi"
The mole rat sed "HINO!" and ran off.
He read the words at the bottum and found that he sed " Thank u for visiting me. You have givin me a most brilliant idea for our revenge against the humans. Fair day."
The rat ran over to the king rat and started whispering in his ear. "ooh" the king sed as the rat continud whispering in his ear. "oooh yes" "Ahhhhhh thats wonderfull!"
the rat then stoped wispering. "but aside from that i have a plan to destroy the humans!" he then told him the plan.
"Gaurds!" the king yelled "Send my best assassin rats to the surface" The assassin mole rats came to the surace and stole some drunk dudes airplane and crashed it into a large building. Large explosions accured everywhere and pretty soon california was completely destroyed. then bush was like " what the hell"
he stared into the fire as a figure faintly appeared. it got biger and biger and finaly emerged from the fire. It was an assassin mole rat!
"Holy sh!t" bush sed . It looked around for awhile and as it turned its head Bush saw as half of his face had been burned off exposing the metalic metal underneith. "It's an android!"
It looked to Bush and started walking torward him. So he stole some drunk dudes hand grenade and threw it at the android. after the smoke cleared it still had its upper half of his body. it started crawling torwards him with its remaining arm. then Bush pushed a button and a big machine fell on him. Bush then looked at him with a stern face. "your terminated" he sed.
