Welcome to my webpage.
I am going to take this opportunity to introduce myself.
I am a single 18 y/o male (turning 19 shortly) from a small town called Summerland.
The only reason I still live here is because it seems the government has 'temporarily' screwed me out of becoming an actual person. Seeing as I have no forms of identification, AT ALL, I have no way of proving that I am myself. Other circumstances have made the situation also the more difficult. This is why I'm sitting at home writing this.
I'm incredibly lazy.
I kinda know how to make a webpage now.
I have my best buddy Niki, who is my fiance as well, we are getting married, but lets just say, 'no strings attached.'
I also have my bestest buddies Amanda (hippie) and Becky (stoner) Adam (far away).
I am the oldest of three, with my little brother Andrew, and my little sister Elyse. They are both from Hell.
My other buddy moved away on September 18th. Her name was Leona, she was lazy and liked to smoke pot. She's now at University doing her 'thing.'
I am a bored person, I have a lot of friends, but, mostly associates, in whom I trust and advise on a daily basis. I normally am on missions to make people other than myself happy, and more often than not, they work.
Anyway, in conclusion, I know everything there is to know about anything, except for how to make web-pages. You can ask me any questions, anytime. Feel free.
I have nothing else to say now, please feel free to roam around on this page of nothing.
Simon
You can MSN me @:
[email protected]
P.S. Pretty sick how I can't spell misunderstood right eh?
Sorry, no, I'm obsessed with Shirley Manson...
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Little Boxes made of ticky tacky!
Little Boxes, on the Hillside,
Little Boxes all the same.
There's a Green one,
And a Pink one,
And a Blue one,
And a Yellow one,
And they're all made of Ticky Tacky,
And they all look just the same.
And the People, in the houses,
All went to the University!
Where they were put in Boxes,
And they came out all the same.
And there's Doctors,
And there's Lawyers,
And Business Executives!
And they're all made out of Ticky Tacky,
And they all look just the same!
And they all play on the Golf Course,
And Drink their Martini's dry!
And they all have Pretty Children,
And the Children go to School,
And the Children go to Summer Camp,
And then to the University!
Where they're all put into Boxes,
And they come out all the same!
And the Boys go into Business,
And Marry and raise a Family!
In Boxes, made of Ticky Tacky,
And they all look just the same!
Now that's just disturbing...
Further on in my Web-Page Making, I will soon be having a list of other directories so you may meet me, up close and personal, and some of my great friends, with pictures and the whole deal. Later on, I will be entering eventual stories over the time being, in the meantime, be bloody proud that I actually learned how to do all of this myself.
I hope you look forward to my EXCITING features in the future.
SIMON
In Complete Participation of this
Web-Page, you are fully liable for any harm that may have been caused to me, wether it be on the Guest List, or perhaps the poll.
In other words, if your mean to me, I'll track you down and kill you.
