GO LIONS!
And Take the Tigers with you!
This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.
This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..
Faster than a speeding ticket.
This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day!
Adults are just kids with money.
T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.
You are right where you belong, behind me!
Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
If you can read this you are too close..
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day .
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.
I just love nonverbal communication!
You can't be late until you show up.
Wouldn't it be nice if there were an Escape key for all of our problems?
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Do unto others before they do unto you.
Was today really necessary?
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.
If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
No matter where you go; you're there.
Your lucky color has faded.
If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.
Kevorkian for Surgeon General.
Horn Broke. Watch For Finger!
Who died and made YOU Darth Vader?
Too many freaks, not enough circus's!
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
0-60 in 15 minutes!
Hang up and drive!
DARE to keep cops off doughnuts.
I'm not really a driver I just play one on TV!
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!
Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that
Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth
I pretend to work they pretend to pay me!
When there's a will I want to be in it!
I've been dieting for the past month, but all I lost was 31 days!!
AMERICA-Love It Or Leave It!
You just lived your best moment, now GO live another!
Stop Reading My Bumper Stickers and DRIVE!
I love uranus.
I brake for no apparent reason.
If you get any closer I'll fart!
Deep down, divers care.
Clones are people 2
Hope dies last!
I don't do mornings.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Before giving someone a piece of mind be sure you have enough to spare!
Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker.
GO AWAY
I have enough friends
I have a lot of friends, you just can't see them.
Want to be somebody? Don't drive after drinking.
You can pick your nose and pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.
Don't believe everything you think
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Talk only if you can improve on the silence.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Not all who wander are lost.
Do i look like a freakin' People Person?
When i want your opinion i'll beat it out of you.
Screw you guys, I'm goin home!
Stop global whining.
Welcome to reality...come again soon.
I have an attiude and i'm not afraid to use it.
All stressed out and nobody to choke!
I WANT YOU
to stay far away from me
Your village called, they are missing their idiot!
Not a RULES type of girl.
Don't make me go medieval on you.
I see dumb people.
If you have something to say, raise your hand. and place it over your mouth.
Sorry, you are not a winner
I'm not as dumb as you look.
How about never? is never good for you?
If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my stickers!
I've upped my standards, now up yours!
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what its all about?
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Stupid is as stupid does.
I left the womb for this?
You went on vacation and all i got was this stupid bumper sticker?
I can resist everything except temptation.
Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
I talk to strangers
Everything i need to know i learned in prison
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
I've forgotten more than i've ever learned
I'm leaving my body to science fiction
I'm with the band
Thats all i'm saying and i ain't saying no more.
I'm the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from.
My favorite color is chocolate.
Give blood and you too can get a free bumper sticker.
I think, therefore i'm dangerous
Short Chicks rock!
Its been one of those days all week
Bite Me!
Quiet brain! or i'll poke you with another Q-tip.
You're not the boss of me!
Follow your dreams, except the one where your at school in your underwear.
Please! do not feed the ego!
If you can read this. Thank a teacher.
Slow Thinkers keep right.
Don't drive and derive. Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
RELISH TODAY...KETCHEUP TOMORROW
Join the IRS (Be audit you can be)
Life's way too short to stay on topic
Life. Its just a cereal
Live as long as you like. It won't shorten how long you're dead.
Its not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't wanna be there when it happens.
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Life Sucks. and it leaves some mean hickies
Age is a high price to pay for maturity
Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich.
Men are idiots and i married their king.
If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?
MEN. bigger. stronger. better.
Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.
Elvis has left the planet.
DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk! Alcoholics go to meetings!
Life's too short to dance with ugly men.
Life is short, Boats are Cool
YOU all laugh because I'm different, I laugh cause you're all the same.
Beauty is only skin deep, Ugly goes all the way to the bone.
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The gene pool could use a little chlorine!
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them
Ugly people should not breed
To all the virgins in the world, thanks for nothing.
Failed sex... tutor needed.
I snatch kisses and vice versa
Too many people with children; too few parents.
Learn from your parent's mistakes - use birth control
I don't believe in violence, so don't make me kill you
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot - Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative
Huked on foniks werkd fer me!
Support the right to arm bears!
Guns are no more responsible for killing people than the spoon is responsible for making Rosie O'Donnell fat.
Guns don't kill people, they just make it easier
Honk if you're illiterate!