When she left school, she was accepted into the Yorkshire school of Dartology. Here she studyed everything that anybody could ever want or not want to know about darts.
When Jennie got to the grand old age of 17, she won the junior national darts championship and walked away with the prize money of �500,000 beating the infamous Rob Brown who had been the reigning champion and had had to walk away with
second prize and a meagre �10 to put towards the writing of his autobiography entitled "Rob Brown - My Story", a thrilling rollercoaster of a book about his life so far packed full of juicy murders, passionate romances and exciting trysts with Gavin.
With her prize money, she decided to quit dart school, buy a mansion in Ireland and get her own personal darts trainer. In the meantime, Jennie was becoming quite famous throughout the darts scene and had dated many other famous darts stars including, Rob Brown, Louis "Paddy" Padfield and Jon Gleeson (the future Prime minister) who had all been part of her former Somerset team. Every week she would hang out at the "Dangerous but Amiable Racoons Turntable (D.A.R.T.), the coolest club in Cork, where she would play darts, get drunk and boogie on the dance floor (though not all at the smae time)
However, one night at the club, Jennie spotted a familiar face from her past, Jess Price. Jennie, who had as usual had a bit too much to drink, went up to the 'lovely' Jessica and clean punched her in the face bfore shouting, "Fly o of ma house ya filvy skunk. I lifs here an you you you, well wa ya doin here? I'm the king of the world an no two ways about it. I banananish you from the VIkings and...um...King Cholera!" in a very realistic Scottish accent (not unsimilar to that of Mrs Truscott) before collapsing in a heap on the floor.
When she was revived hours later, she could remeber nothing about the incident but Jess price still took her to court and fined her �1,000 in damages. This event did nothing to tarnish Jennies' career, far from it for by the time Jennie was 20, being a darts player involved quite a rock and roll lifestyle so Jennie, being the rebel that she is, fitted right in.
At the age of 21, Jennie entered the Embassy World Darts Championship, whihc was held in Japan. She flew through the first couple of rounds but when she got to the finla she was being thrashed. She was losing by 1235 points to Kian Finnigan, the Irish national champion when a time out was called. Jennie tried to focus but she was so distracted by Kian that she could not concentrate. When the game recommenced, Jennie stoodup on the platform to throw her darts when the chairman of the darts commitee burst through the door shouting," Kian is drunk, we cannot continue, therefore Jennie Davis has won the game!" Oh my god, she was not expecting that! Kian to liven the game up a bit had decided to drink a sip of vodka, but got a bit ecited and drunk the whole bottle. That meant that Jennie was crowned the world darts champion.
A year later, Jennie met up with Kian again and to cut a very long and boring story short, they fell in love, got married and honeymooned in Toronto, Canada. Then Jennie had a baby who she named Embassy, after the competition at which she had met Kian.
Meanwhile, after divorcing Lucy Vauclair, and the failure of his pole-dancing career, Gareth** became a points counter for the British Darts competitions. When Jennie came to defeding her British title, she had a massive shock when she saw Gareth** grinning up at her from the sidelines. So much of a shock that she let go off the dart she was holding which then flew stright in the direction of Gareth**, into his mouth and straight through his tongue. What a shame, Gareth**'s tongue had to be amputated and he could no longer talk! Jennie was awarded an MBE for her sevices to the country in silencing Gareth**.
At the age of 29, Jennie appeared on celebrity Big Brother series 7. It lasted for 2 weeks and also featured JWo (famous singer), Steve Bennett (Sword Dictatorship politician), Izzy Spring (dancer for the Royal Ballet), Tom Murphy (Eastenders) and Matt Fewer (Infamy). Unfortunatly Jennie got evicted after 3 days after a curious incident concerning a bowl of custard and a lifejacket!
At the age of 50, Jennie completed her lifetimes ambition, she became an official Irish citizen.
When she was 55, Jennie had a guest appearence on Will and Grace (yes it is still going). She plays a travel agent called Clara who meets Grace at an over 50s lawn bowling club. They have a burger eating competition afterwards, which Jennie wins - 23 Mc Donalds regular cheeseburgers.
For the rest of her life, Jennie lived a luxurious and interesting livlihood. She died at the age of 136 years old making her the oldest womann ever! She put her longevity down to 5 pints of milk a day, not speaking properly and growing sunflowers!
** I cannot be bothered to repeat myself so please visit the editors note on my other story.
The Story of Lucy Vauclair