When she was very little her mummy and daddy taught her how to talk in both French and English. But sometimes she got a little confused and started trying to speak both languages at once. But by the time she was 15 she could speak both languages at ease and was very brainy. But then it all went wrong. She met Gareth Roller**. She managed to convert him from a drug crazed lunatic to just a lunatic. And then one day Gareth** got tickets to a Coldplay gig. He actually hated the band but he knew that Lucy loved them so off they went to Bristol in a taxi to see them. But the taxi broke down before it had got out of Glastonbury because Alex Lucas threw a fireball at the tyres and they exploded. So they went to catch the bus, which was fine, BUT when they got to the concert hall there was no gig and Gareth** had been conned by the salesman Rory Coase. They had nowhere to go and no money and no phone and Gareth** had no alcohol and they were getting cold and wet because it was raining and thundering and lightnenning. Then they realised who actually was playing at the concert hall, their beloved friends, Infamy. Of course, by this time, Infamy were internationally famous for their braininess, good looking band members and, ahem, "music".
They lived on tour with Infamy for the next 6 years, during which Lucy married Gareth** and Becky married Chapman. By the way Becky is an evil, genius and wanted to take over the world whilst cackling evilly. Infamy got really rich and because they had all left school before they had taken their GCSEs (rebels) they could afford to bribe the ministry of education into giving them all (including Lucy, Gareth** and Becky) complimentary A*s in the five different modern languages available.
Infamy gave Lucy and Gareth** lots of money to buy a house and Lucy then went on to get a degree in French and fulfil her lifetime ambition of becoming a translator.
She spent all of her time encouraging French - English relations and managed to develop a new language - Engrench. This revolutionized language teaching and won her the Nobel Prize for the most useless invention.
In the meantime Gareth** got back into the drug scene and bought himself a pole-dancing club in which he himself was one of the dancers. Lucy finally realised what a freak he was and divorced him.
But it was too late, Lucy was already pregnant with Gareth's** child. What was she to do?!!!!!!?!??!??!?!?!?!?
Lucy was distraught, she was rich and a translator but she was pregnant. At this time the Government had passed a law stating that it was illegal to reproduce with Gavin for the health, safety and sanity of the nation. She would be sent to prison! She told Gareth** that she did not want to go through with the pregnancy but Gareth** really wanted the baby. He threatened that if she not have the baby he would kill her. Lucy was so stressed out by this that she ran away and climbed on board the ship TS Excalibur ( a 500 metre long Naval ship) captained by Admiral John Kerswell, which was sailing to the Caribbean islands: St. Lucia, Trinidad, Jamaica, Cuba, and Barbados. But on the way to the destination a terrible storm happened and the boat turned up at St. Lucia with nobody on it apart from a screaming baby. Nobody knew what had happened to the crew or Lucy, but Jo Woodward, who at this time was a famous actress, adopted the baby as an act of charity. Five months later she had a mental breakdown.
So nobody knows what happened to Lucy, for all we know she could still be out there translating french somewhere!
**many of you may not recognise the name Gareth Roller. This is because it is a fake name because the character did not want his name to be displayed on the internet. (despite the fact that his name is featured on countless other websites in other less than complimentary circumstances).
Anyway, i don't see why hes complaining because other people have had a lot worse things happen to them in my stories (eg. Hannah was hung drawn and quartered)and they're not complaining. All you need is a bit of imagination, you do not need to take things so seriously or be so horrible to other people. In fact I do not see why you seem to delight in being horrible to people. How can anybody speak to you without you being incredibly childish and insensitive. Punching and hurting somebody is going to solve anything, you'll just get into trouble.