Frankie
Once upon a time there was a lovely little girl called Frankie who lived in Glastonbury. When she had finished her GCSEs at St. Dunstans Community School and received 9 A*s she moved to Plymouth. She went to college and went then went to Plymouth University to study archaeology. Imagine her surprise when she saw that Daniel Kiddle was also studying at Plymouth University. They became friends again just like the old days. Then one day Frankie found that she was pregnant and guess who the father was! Kiddle was very shocked but decided there and then that he should propose to Frankie. She accepted and nine months later they got married. Unfortunately just as Frankie had said "I do", she started having her baby. She was immediately rushed to hospital where 4 hours later, she had a beautiful baby girl. By this time Frankie and Dan were very late in catching the ferry to the honeymoon destination, the Isle of Wight. In a hurry Frankie took the still unnamed baby to her mother and sped away to the port. The honeymoon was lovely and her and Dan were very happy. However, when they got back and picked up the baby, Dan decided that he didn't want to change nappies or clean up the baby and once even fed it cat food. He was a very bad dad but Frankie still loved him. She even thought that the cat food incident was funny and decided to name the baby after the name of the cat food, Sheba.
But one day Frankie found out that Dan was having an affair with Sammy her sister. She was outraged and immediately got divorced. But by this time she had no money, had quit university and had no house. She went to live in a council house in Glastonbury for 6 years before finding herself a job as a firewoman. But Sheba hated her being a firewoman because she did not want her to die in a fire. So Frankie quit that and got a new job looking after the deer at Longleat.
Meanwhile, Infamy had become famous and had had worldwide success. Becky Payne, Frankie's former best friend had married Chapman, but unfortunately she had been unable to cope with all of the fame and had divorced him. She came to live with Frankie and Sheba near Longleat but the press kept following her. One of the cameramen took a photo of Sheba and sent it off to a modelling company. Because Sheba was a very pretty girl she quickly got a child-modelling contract. When Becky's divorce money came through they became rich - �3 million. They moved to a mansion in Hertfordshire and Sheba was sent to a private school.
After ten years Sheba became a supermodel and famous. Frankie had over the years got jealous of her child. One day she could not take it any longer. She tried to poison her. Fortunately Sheba did not die but Frankie was still locked in prison for 10 years. Becky then did what any best friend would do, complete the job for Frankie. Becky went to the hospital where Sheba was recovering and shot her. Once she had done this Becky realised what a terrible thing she had just done and shot herself.
Ten years later Frankie was released from prison. On her first free day she went to the pub and unfortunately died from alcohol poisoning. You see, Hannah, Becky's twin sister was a scientist and was developing a way of brewing pure alcohol in her cellar with the intention of killing Gareth**. She needed someone to test it out on and Frankie was unfortunately her victim. When the police found out that she had poisoned Frankie they arrested her. A strange coincidence it was, that the day before Hannah's trial the death penalty was reinstated and within the week Hannah had been hung drawn and quartered.
Also unfortunately Frankie had forgotten to change her will so all of Chapman's money, which had been given to Becky, which was given to Frankie went to Sammy when she died.
So the moral to the story is don't get pregnant, the lesson lovingly taught to us today by the amazing Mrs Turner.         
Eidtor's Note
** Icannot be bothered to repeat myself so please see the editor's note in:

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