Please read this! The story is written for fun - I do not intend to offend anyone. If it happens, I’m really sorry, I never meant that to happen.

 I’m still using the original-version names and team names (those I know):

Team Neo Borg = Demolition Boys

BBA Team = Bladebreakers

Disclaimer:  Nope, I don’t own Beyblade. Takao Aoki does. Neither do I own the DBZ characters, who will have a guest appearance. Frauke/The Prostitute is mine though.

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The Grumbling Room: Chapter 28

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-         Kai and Hiromi pitting on a tree! Kissing! – Takao sing-sung.

-         I don’t see any trees and no Hiromi. – Kai answered with a shrug.

-         They pair you two quite often… - commented Rei.

-         I saved her once or twice. ‘S all.

-         She cheers for you. – countered Yuri.

-         So does the rest of my team.

-         I’d say you are rather fond of that wimp. – Boris chimed up his voice sarcastic. – What was his name? Wyatt?

-         At least he’s not a homicidal nut.

-         Is that why you go all “I have to avenge Wyatt!” in the fight with that big Psy-something? – Kiki piped up, snickering.

-         And get all “I can’t hurt Wyatt!” the other second? – added the captain of team Neo Borg.

-         What are you getting on? – the dual-hair-colured teen’s voice could have frozen fire.

-         That there are bound to be some yaoi fans, who will pair you up with him.

-         Can’t I have one friend, who doesn’t end up fucking me or getting fucked by me? – the red-eyed boy sighed.

-         Apparently not. – snorted Boris. – Don’t worry we don’t get one like that either. I’m not going to mention that the whole ‘friendship’ is a moronic concept.

-         The fact that you don’t have any friends doesn’t mean others can’t. – growled Takao.

-         Y’know what Rei? – Kiki addressed his former teammate. – He gets to act like Kai more often in V-Force.

-         Yes… I never knew our Takao-kun was such an ambitious fellow...

-         Gee, thanks Rei. I’m swooning. – mumbled the blue-haired ‘blader.

-         Me too. – Kai said in a similar way. – What’s with the chat language? – he then half-growled.

-         Huh? – Ivan gave him a quizzical look.

-         That ‘R u wit me 2’ stuff. – the tattooed teen continued. – I can’t understand what it all means!

-         Oh, that. – the long-nosed boy answered. – It certainly makes much more difficult to read a story, if you don’t spend much time in chatrooms – and not every Internet user does it.

-         Chat language is easier to write. – Yuri chimed up. – Or at least faster. And since they understand it, they think everybody else does too.

-         And I wonder how come we wear the same clothes during the whole series. – wondered Rei. – They’d stink like Hell!

-         Well, I remember that Mom always said I should stop wearing something before it’s so stiff with dirt that it stands. – chimed up Kiki.

-         In the first series we don’t even change much for sleeping. – Takao said with some annoyance. – We take of gloves… and scarves in one case and we’re ready.

-         The animators are lazy. – his captain answered with a shrug. – Shoujo characters have it better here. And only because girls are prone more to complain about that.

-         And why is the title of the second season V-Force? – wondered Boris. – Sounds lame.

-         You answered the question by yourself. – Yuri said, while stretching his arms up. – The translators in TV do their best to screw up everything. Always.

-         I heard the same about Russians. – muttered Rei, clearly underestimating the cyborg’s sharp hearing.

-         Our products aren’t impact-proof.

-         That’s why whenever captain does something wrong, Balkov gives him a good slap. – sniggered Boris.

-         Ha. Ha. Very funny. At least I have some feelings.

-         I have some too – hatred and anger.

-         Don’t you just love them? – Takao mumbled with some despair in his normally cheerful voice. – Anyway, what do you think that ‘V’ stands for?

-         Vandal? – Ivan suggested.

-         Nah, Very Stupid! – cheerfully yelled Kiki.

-         Vomit-causing? – mumbled Boris.

-         You’re jealous because you aren’t there. – snorted Rei. – It’s Vicious.

-         Vam? – mused Takao.

-         It’d be ‘Bam!’ Kinomiya. – Kai huffed.

-         Geez, Kai! I’m Japanese and I can’t speak English that well!

-         Somebody paired me up with Rai. – sighed the green-haired Chinese, trying to prevent another quarrel between the two Japanese ‘bladers. – At least I know him and I know he won’t rape me.

-         You sure? I heard one of them made him rape Mao. – chimed Ivan.

-         Like that would happen. – snorted Kai. – I don’t really know those guys, but Rai acts like a mother hen around that girl.

-         Well, she has some nice eyes, if you know what I mean. – the red-haired Russian said with a smirk.

-         Eyes off Mao! – hissed Rei, while slapping the Neo Borg’s back.

-         Can’t I even look?! I’m a teenager too!

-         Then look at someone else.

-         Like you’re the one to talk. Playboy.

-         I’m not a playboy!

-         Who’s flirting with two girls? Me?

-         And who’s the second?

-         And that Salima?

-         I resent that!

-         Poor thing. – snickered Boris. – You sure, you don’t want to run to any of them to comfort you? You, Burned-Chicken-Boy and captain-dearest get the most Mary-Sues too, so I bet there are a lot of girls who’d love to hug you and love you and never let you go.

-         Ivan, please don’t make him watch Loony Tunes ever again. – mumbled Yuri with a sigh.

 Before any bigger conflict could emerge the door was opened and a lavender-haired youth in jeans and a black t-shirt with Capsule written on it came in. Next was a black-haired guy of similar age dressed in a gi. Last came in a blond woman dressed rather formally and business-like.

-         So they’re from that new popular Bey-thing? – the black-haired one asked.

-         I don’t see why. – the woman growled, while flipping her hair up.

-         Because it has a very uncomplicated plotline. – the lavender-haired one piped up. – Really Juuhachigou I thought, you’d know it. It’s the same reason DBZ is so popular.

-         Well, it’s certainly no reason to believe that a crossover is possible, is it? – the female cyborg asked.

-         Hello? – Takao chimed up. – You seem familiar?

-         Trunks. – the lavender-haired teen said.

-         Goten.

-         Juuhachigou. All from Dragon Ball Z.

-         Haven’t heard of it for a while. – commented Kai.

-         It’s old. – his blue-haired teammate answered with a shrug.

-         It doesn’t mean bad. – observed Yuri.

-         Weeell, Getta Robo is even older. – observed Kai. – And it still has fans.

-         And we have even more fans. All over the world. – the blonde stated calmly, yet firmly.

-         That’s why some of them write crossovers with other animes, even though our world isn’t the Earth they live on. – added Trunks with a shrug.

-         If they’d at least gave money for it… - sighed Juuhachigou.

-         Is that why Marron agrees to be paired up with me in fanfiction? – mumbled Vegeta’s son.

-         I would be worried about a different pairing, if I were you. – Goten hissed.

-         Don’t remind me… - the lavender-haired demi-Saiya-jin groaned. – Anyway, I don’t think any of us would be interested in playing with those spinning thingies – however you call them.

-         Beyblades. – muttered Kai.

-         Pay-plates? – the black-haired half-alien asked.

-         Somebody really thinks they’d fit? – asked Yuri while rolling his eyes.

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 Boris Balkov was not amused. Why did he have to end up in one room with some psychotic grandpa – who happened to be his boss and some lizard-like white weirdo?

-         Now, now gentleman, why so upset?

-         We’re doomed. – mumbled Souichiro Hiwatari.

-         Oh? – the lizard-like alien appeared amused.

-         You’re Freezer from Dragon Ball Z. – the old man said. Balkov blinked – did his boss watch cartoons?! Well, he knew about Pinky and the Brain, but there were others?

-         How nice to be recognized! – the alien wiped a non-existent tear from its cheek.

-         Who is he? – the Russian scientist asked, wondering if he’d even get an answer.

-         I am Freezer! The Strongest in the Universe!

-         Er… Why did I even ask?

-         But of course this Super Saiya-jin had to appear. You’d think that a change of hair-colour and eye-colour is only some trick, but not with those monkeys. They actually get stronger, those gorillas!

-         I don’t wanna know. – the scientist sighed.

-         And what replaces me? A first class villain? People who try to take over the world with toys out of all things.

-         Can I have a teddy bear?

-         Shut Balkov. Do me a favour and shut up.

-         I’d love to, if one of the villains in V-Force wouldn’t have purple hair.

-         What does this have to do with anything?!

-         He looks as if he were copying me!

-         Humans are strange… Not as strange as those monkeys, but still.

-         And I was the first to create an artificial bit beast. Not to mention mine weren’t cheap copies.

-         Which reminds me – are you by any chance a trekkie? – the old man frowned.

-         Why?

-         All the bit beasts’ names end with –borg and the team’s name is Neo Borg. And in Star Trek there was this race called Borgs.

-         Humpf. We DBZ aliens are much better!

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 Frauke grinned victoriously as she managed to complete another mission of whatever game she was playing. She put down the toy and looked up.

 - Reincarnation is a tricky thing. According to specialists your past life could be a man, a woman or even a fish! But no anime pays attention to that – if a character is a female, she’ll be the reincarnation of a woman. If it’s a guy it will work the same. Now, the fun starts when fans invent their reincarnations. They will of course have some recollection of their past life – even though it should be triggered by something. And you can’t forget the mysterious bond between her (it’s almost always a she) and some character, created in their past life by them being lovers/married.

 Reincarnation fics aren’t that common when Beyblade is concerned, but it doesn’t make them less tricky to write. Especially when mysterious bonds are concerned.

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A/N

 Juuhachigou = Number 18 = Android 18 = Cyborg 18 = Jinzouningen Juuhachigou

 Getta Robo – a really old anime about super robots by Go Nagi. The design is funny, but there are still people who like it. *cough*Neo*cough*Getta*cough*

 And here I’d like to thank my bro, who sometimes calls Beyblade Pay-plate and helped me invent what the V in V-Force could stand for.

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