Please read this! The story is written
for fun - I do not intend to offend anyone. If it happens, I’m really sorry, I
never meant that to happen.
Finally! V-force has started on RTL2!.. But
it’s only the beginning, so don’t expect too much right now, ‘k?
I’m still using the original-version names.
Disclaimer: Nope, I don’t own Beyblade. Takao Aoki
does. Gundam Wing characters, who will have a guest appearance aren't mine as
well. Frauke/The Prostitute is.
The
Grumbling Room: Chapter 27
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Who
do you think will they pair up next? – wondered Takao, while making himself
more comfortable.
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U’m…
I guess, Sergey and Gao are possible. Both are big and strong. – answered Kiki
with a shrug. – Of course there are no
other reasons, but who cares!
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Seems
that beyblading really does count as a sport. – said Kai, some satisfaction
audible in his voice. – Since we didn’t have to go to school during the
championships…
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Well,
it is weird. – Rei chimed up. – It’s almost as if there was no such thing as
school in our show.
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I
go to school in V-force. – his captain answered.
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Me
and Kyouju too... With Hiromi… – added Takao. – And that’s about it.
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You
could count the Abby as a school. – piped in Ivan.
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But
you can’t be sure. – countered the small White Tiger. – Maybe Mr.D. paid the
headmasters so you wouldn’t have to go?
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Mr.D.?
Bribing? Be serious! – the red-eyed Bladebreaker snorted.
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I
thought gay marriages weren’t allowed in
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Realism
is for sissies. – snorted Yuri. – I bet, they don’t even care.
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You
guys are awful pessimists! – Kiki pointed his finger at the Demolition Boys
accusingly.
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That’s
because nothing very optimistic happened to us. – replied the lavender-haired
one with a shrug.
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Heeero!
Put me down or I’m cutting your pay! – some girl yelled outside. – Don’t you
‘hn’ me! I’m serious! Put me down!
The door was opened abruptly and a laughing
boy with a long brown braid staggered in. He had black clothes, similar to that
of a priest. Next was a skinny teenager in blue jeans and a green shirt. His
blue eyes were almost covered by his fringe and he had a very serious
expression. His calm and dangerous aura, however, was slightly dented by the
girl thrown over his shoulder. The beybladers could see only her legs clad in
elegant pale trousers and her pretty face with a neat pale brown fringe. Last
was a teen in white Chinese clothes with black hair tied back so hard that it
made you wonder, if it was why he had such a sour expression.
The blue-eyed adolescent put down the girl and
the bladders suddenly felt a bit awkward – the girl was roughly the same height
and weight as the boy and he still managed to carry her. He really had to be a
strong one.
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Heero!
– the girl glared at him. – Would care to explain this?!
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Hn.
– he nodded. – As your bodyguard I’m supposed to keep you safe from all those
anti-Relena fangirls of mine…. – he blushed and looked away. – and you were
working too much…
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Aww…
- the braided boy stopped laughing, but hee was still grinning, his violet eyes
sparkling mischievously. – C’mon Heero admit it already! You like her.
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Hn.
Such displays of emotion are… - the Chinese chimed up, sounding disdainful, but
the braided one covered his mouth.
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Shuddup
Wu-man!
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Don’t
call me Wu-man!
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Okey-dokey
Wuffie!
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I’m
going to kill you Maxwell!
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No
you’re not.
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Oh,
yeah?
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Yeah.
I stole your sword.
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Argh!
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Why
did you bring him anyway? – ‘Heero’ asked.
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Just
wait ‘till we start talking. – ‘Maxwell’ grinned even more, somehow reminding
everybody of Kiki in the prankster mode. – Hey, kids! Stop gaping. I’m Duo
Maxwell, that’s Heero Yuy, - he waved his hand in the teens in the jeans
direction. Then he pointed at the girl. – This is Relena Peacecraft and that is
Wufei Chang. – he directed his finger at the Chinese.
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Uh…
Hi? – Takao looked at the four uncertainly. – You have some business here?
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Yeah!
– Duo cheerfully nodded. – We’re here to tell that the action of Gundam Wing is
in the alternate universe future and so we can’t pop up in your anime.
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Plus
playing with silly toys is for weaklings. – snorted Wufei.
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Beyblades
aren’t toys! – Kai snarled.
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Those
two supposed bad guys wouldn’t stand a chance against us. I’d kill them. –
Heero shrugged.
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There
would be no point. – Relena sighed. – You can’t take over the world using toys.
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Beyblades
aren’t toys!
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They
sure had some good brainwashing stuff there. – Deathscythe’s pilot snickered.
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Well,
they can always make you beyblade. – Yuri chimed up lazily.
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Injustice!
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Now
you know why I took him, Heero? – the braided boy addressed the person widely
known as the perfect soldier.
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Hn.
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The
universal answer of Heero Yuy… It can mean anything!
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Do
me a favour Maxwell and shut up.
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I
thought, soldiers play cards and want to have sex… Not play with colourful toys. – mused Relena.
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Depends
what those toys are, Your Highness! – Duo announced with a very mischievous
grin.
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I
thought, you were brought up in a church? – Wufei gave him an annoyed look.
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So?
I’m not a priest!
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We
grew up on a battle field. – Heero calmly broke in. – We’re more mature than
they are.
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Humpf.
– Kai crossed his arms over his chest, his expression making clear what he
thought about who actually is mature.
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Maybe
they’re right Kai. – Takao whispered. – I mean they are from Gundam…
Kai blinked.
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Yeah…
The Big Bad Duo was still recovering from the
shock they had from hearing a certain Pegasus Jr. Crawford, when somebody
opened the door. It was a tall handsome man with forked eyebrows wearing
neo-Romantic clothes and a woman with Princess Leia style hairdo and glasses
also wearing neo-Romantic clothes. Both Balkov and Suichiro Hiwatari gaped.
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Hm?
– the man arched his eyebrow. – Is something wrong gentlemen?
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They’re
probably overwhelmed by your presence and personality Teize-sama. – the woman
promptly answered.
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Now,
now, Lady Une – as much as you flatter me, I believe it’s not the case. Allow
me to introduce myself – I am Treize Kusherenada and this is Lady Une. – as he
gestured at the woman, she grinned psychotically and adjusted her glasses.
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Pleased
to meet you. – drawled Balkov. – Boris Balkov and Mr. Suichiro Hiwatari.
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Yes,
yes… Of course.
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What
do you want? – growled Kai’s grandfather making his best Evil Overlord
impression. However, Treize remained unfazed.
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Oh,
just wanted to have little chat… Nothing intellectually challenging.
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Did
he just insult us? – the Russian mused. It certainly seemed so, but it may have
been him being paranoid.
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I
can’t believe you couldn’t train those boys better and give them some high-tech
weapons – and then take over the
world. – the OZ leader said.
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The
last time somebody tried to take over the world, it ended in him being dead. –
countered the old Japanese.
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Don’t
you dare to talk back to Treize-sama! – Lady Une yelled, while pulling out a
gun. She aimed it at the owner of Biovolt, clearly intending to shoot.
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I
think you’re overdoing it, dear Une.
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But
Teize-sama!..
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Put
the gun down.
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Yessir!
Anything for you!
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And
I was laughing when Zechs told me about Noin…
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I
don’t understand… - the violate-haired scientist sighed. – Why do we always get
picked on?
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Because
nobody likes the bad guys, Pinky. – mumbled Souichiro Hiwatari. Boris Balkov
only shrugged, wondering if he still could join the Russian mafia.
Frauke smirked victoriously as she was about to finish her opponent,
when something in her mind whispered she was being watched. In this instance
her opponent managed to use his most powerful attack, winning the game.
- Arrgh! – she growled. – I wonder how come I
love this thing and hate it all the same? Okay… So what was I supposed to talk
about?.. Hmm… School-fics? That should be a good topic. So the characters go to
school – which is quite understandable for Beyblade fanfics as the cast are
kids. They mostly have crazy terrifying teachers or some waste, which is
terrorized by the pupils. Then we find out that through some miracle all
characters are in the same school – even though they’re all from different
nations. And we can’t forget their classmates – the brilliant, sometimes
sarcastic and always man-hating new girls in the class. She gets the attention
of the whole class – they all try to make her socialize and tell them about her
terrible angsty past. She of course is brave and strong, but finally realizes
she needs their help, spills everything, realizes she’s in love with someone…
There is of course the Shabby Mouse variant –
in which the popular guy notices a shy girl and – as a joke, bet or out of pity
– starts dating her. She gains self-confidence, turns out to be pretty and the
live happily ever after.
A/N:
Why does Duo cheer on Heero to tell Relena he
likes her? In the GW manga (yes, there is a GW manga) he does try to get the
two together. Sorry for making Une act like that, but I can only write her in a
very parodied way.