Glori: Well there is always my dungeon play...Ripperbot is soooooo talented with his...*Glori's eyes glace over wistfully*
Ben: Ahem...you mean the baths you two have????...*groans and shakes his head* (at this point Ben leaned over to me) If you want I can supply you with some details, but not when she is around ok?...
Glori: Spare time is rare, what with all the resposibilities of deityism...the minions, the constant planing to get home, create a new dimension *finger to her lips* Ssshhhhh
Glori: Well he keeps ripping my dresses! And well, you would think by now that he would have learned to walk in stilettoes (Ben starts struggling to take over the body)...But its not so much the man....but the whole MORTAL thingy y'know???? (Glori begins to rub at her temples, which is becoming slightly unnerving).
Ben: I'd back up a bi if I were you, when she starts doing this it means...hang on (at this point it appears that Ben has had to concentrate his energy back into the Hell God, after what feels like a lifetime, she stops rubbing her temples, and looks up at me smiling)
Glori: Now what was I saying?
Miss_UK: Umm you were explaining about your lifes loves.....
Glori: Ohhh..Its not really a question of love. I am so adored, but it can be kinda lonley, y'know? (Glori now seems more relaxed and settles back in her seat). If you were referring to those mortals in Sunnydale....perhaps that Watcher, if he could just find his evil side, well he had potential (Glori looks at me and nods in a conspiratory manner) But now, I've seen that Clem guy ...those ears *Winks*
Ben: She doesn't know the meaning of the word, usefulness is more her idea (leaning in closer to me) Secretly she absolutely adores me....she just can't live without me.
Glori: *Blushing at her softness for mortals* Well I am sorry that I never did get rid of the WHINING LITTLE KEY before season 6 of their lives being filmed
Ben: Ahem...that wasn't quite what you were saying waiting for it to air.
Glori: *glances at Ben* Oh..ok..the truth is, that it was a brilliant move by the creators...it was true TORTURE at its best *laughing*...yep you all deserved it, depriving me of going home! Pffffttt on second thoughts...
Glori: I should have just sucked their brains out.....just like the blonde witch....(Glori starts to smile at me in a way, which makes me feel all to vulnerable right now..)
Miss_UK: And, as a Hell God, how would you change the world?
Glori: *looking at me thoughtfully*
Ben: Oh lord you actually have her thinking, this could take awhile...or maybe just seconds depending on how much glue she has in our brain...you wanna erm..go to our dungeon while we wait for an answer? *winks* (Ben then took hold of my hand, unfortunately Glori snapped back and happened to notice we were still holding hands)
Glori: Oh did I interrupt somthing:? Did lil ol' Ben wanna play?....Perhaps you can have a taste of Benny boy later *smiling wickedly*...But can we focus on me now?...What would I change? Well Polyester and flat shoes are out for starters, then there's Ben's body size. He's quite large you know *winks* forever tearing up my wardrobe. And of course you need more retail outlets, I could always use a few extra minions and well you can never have enough Mimosa..or brains, yes brains..on tap..
Ben: You'll never shut her up now, you've got her on a roll...lets say we finish this later...(and with that Ben took my hand and lead me off for a ..umm..tour of the dungeon....the interview was terminated *weg*)