| A Day in the Life of a Hell God | ||||||||||||||||
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| Miss_UK: And how did you come to know the Kinkbots? Glori: Well *crosses her legs and leans forward slightly*. It all started one night when I was visiting The Bronze in search of that little slayrot.....anyway, I was given an addy for a certain Willowmouse, by this human calling himself Wretch.. He also told me about this little group, he though I may enjoy the....*starts twirling her fingers in her hair* Ben: Oh just spit it out you media tart....you love their kinkiness and smut. Glori: *glaring at Ben, but hardly missing a beat*.....and I came by the Bots one day and allowed myself to undergo their little initiation test. Ben: *rolling his eyes* You came home that day and soaked in the bath for longer than normal....and with Ripperbot no less....'hrmph' to little.....(at this point in the interview, Glori smacks Ben). |
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| Miss_UK: Ok, moving on. Glori, are you prone to losing your keys? | ||||||||||||||||
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| Ben: *Bursts into howls of laughter*...She NEVER loses those. Glori: ....I never lose those, although he *nods in Ben's direction* has been known to steal them, just to take Tarabot to my dungeon. Ben: *turning deep red* Shhhhh you promised. Glori: *looks at Ben* Honey, I told you never to talk about my post initiation bath so pfffftt. Miss_UK: *looking backwards and forwards between the warring couple* So..um..who has the nicest brains? Glori: *wistful gaze comes to ger face* Well anyone with knowledge is always good, and filling too ;-) Ben: She is a tart, she will have anyone's brains...even muppets...her appetite is insatiable *begins humming the local song 'Insatiable by Darren Hayes*. Glori: Hey, you benefit med boy!!! *looks back to Miss_UK*...Well as I was saying, Brains. Obviously human are best, the lower animal orders always repeat on you. Ben: Is that how you justify those alphabet burping contests with the minions? |
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