Quotes:
"My bunny has huge balls" -Me
"i love animals with huge balls. when i pick pets, i get the ones with the bigges balls. i twiddle them between my fingers" -Andrew
"OH MY GOD GET OUT OF MY NOSE I HATE YOU!" -Jill
"Oh man... Bruce Springstien makes me so hot" -Rachel
"I don't fuck around, my tits are like cottage cheese" -Rachel
"Jason's a wierd name" -Me
"Lets call him Al" -Rachel
"All I need is a cup of coffee and a huge cock" -Rachel
"Why don't you go get drunk and fuck somebody?!" -Corey to Me
"Speaking of leonardo dicaprio" -Me (for some reason we were talking about him)
"This is Celine Dion." -Ashley
"Same difference. Aren't they both like... jewish or something?" -Corey
"Do you wanna be in our band?" -Me
"What? Do I wanna be in your bed?" -little kid
"Ew, no you perv!" -Me
while we were at the playground, along with 12 other stupid little kids on their bikes
"I'm really your mom. Your mom is a fraud" -Me
"My mom has a frog tattoo." -Ashley
"I said fraud, not frog." -Me
"Forks-- is there anything they can't do?" -Corey
"The first song I ever heard by nofx is how did the cat get so fat." -Corey
"The first song I ever heard by them was snails have feelings too." -Ashley
"It's clams have feelings too..." -Corey
"What does this bottle cap say?" -Ashley
"you are the center of affection" -Me
"It says 'you are the center of attention'" -Ashley
"you the computer of america..." -Corey
"Jesus has a penis. ha! that rhymes" -Corey
"No it doesn't." -Me
"Yes it does! Well it rhymes better than jesus and orange." -Corey
"Nice analogy, idiot." -Me
"That's not an analogy, idiot." -Corey
"I know, I just wanted to sound smart." -Me
"Well I'm her mommy and Sarah's her daddy... Sarah was in nam, and she had her testicles blown off and they sewed them back on, but not down there, up here, and now she has chesticles" -Corey
"Whoa, she must've had big testicles." -Me
"Yeah, I know. How'd she get her pants on? She must've had like, MC Hammer pants or something." -Corey
"What are you doing?" -Me
"I'm looking for--fuck" -Corey
"You'll probably wanna look under 'porn' for that." -Me
"Yeah...not 'space race'." -Corey
"What's for lunch today?" -Me
"I love you!" -Corey
"That's my most favorite meal of all time!" -Me
"It's raining testicles and all my friends are here to see it!" -Corey at lunch after throwing napkins in the air hahaha
"Look a cod peice!" -Corey
::screams:: "Cock peice!!!" -Me
"When I look up I see glitter..." -Ashley
"When I look up I see ceiling tiles..." -Me
"When I look up... I don't" -Corey
"His nipple's are big" -Me
"It spins!" -Ashley
"Ew! Most of these are Poison The Well lyrics, I cant believe she took them!" -Ashley
"I'm sorrie sweatie, but thats plagiarism, we're going to have to tell those Boys In The Well" -Leighann
"haha it's Poison The Well" -Me
"And how long have you been in america?" -Corey
::drops bag of SunChips in the middle of the road:: -Ashley
"aparently not too long!" -Me
"Whoa! My shoe's are almost the same color as that leaf!" -Emily
"Coulda been a stoner" -Rachel
"[[dont say names]] ...ASHLEY, the elephants, the elephants, the elephants..." -Me
"ONES ANEREXIC, ones anorexic..." -Emily
"ahhhhh the elephants! I thought we werent saying names?" -Ashley
"SHIT i think she picked up!" -Me
"My mom says I cant have boys in my room with the door closed." -Me
"Really?" -Ashley
"Hey mom if I was a lesbian would you let girls in my room alone?" -Me
"Michelle... shut up" -My Mom
"I'm trying to think of who you can go out with..." -Me
"but..." -Ashley
"Shh I'm thinking, umm I cant think of anyone but I thought of Led Zeppelin" -Me
"DEAD but still talking... dead but still talking!" -Me
"AhhheAhhe!!!" -Emily
"...and that's the whole movie!" -Me
"IT'S GONNA WIN A GRAMMY" -Ashley
"I masturbate on cue" -Rachel
"i have russia! i have russia! i'm a slob." -Corey
"we popped a gallbladder in english the other day" -Me
"Crackheads are people too!" -Me
"chip chip chiptip tip tap and dale" -Michelle
"Oh that's left, oh okay I get it!" -Corey talking to herself
"Thats what the fucking fricken says" -Me
"I may not remember what you did, and I may not remember what you said, but I'll always remember how you made me feel" -Anonymous
"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, and I don't even know what shade of black this is." -The Wishing Well
"A relationship without understanding is like a rose without color." -Steve Crucitt
"What do you do when your foundation falls apart? I don't know. They don't teach you that in school." -SLC Punk
"Friends come in all shapes and sizes" -Ashley reading a milk carton in school
"Just like penises" -Me
"Ohio... BURN THE STATE, BURN THE STATE!" -Amanda
"How far down would you fall if you never came up again, 'cause you're so sick of it all and you want to change everything. just how deep would you go to see through it all?" -Finger Eleven
"Wait... I thought I had something to say... I'll remember someday" -Finger Eleven
"Ughhhh... I hate peeing." -Claire
"mmm... fifth graders..." -Claire
"You just never know people until you get drunk with them." -Doni
"If this is love, hang me from the highest tree, and leave a message for all the world to see." -Fall of Icarus ~Novella Trite
"I tear my heart out and place it on your bed post, in hopes that one day, you'll notice that I faded away." -Fall of Icarus ~Tabula Rasa
"I hope I find my home, and I hope your the first one in it. I know it won't be the same, but I'll be there if you need anything." -The Get Up Kids ~Stay Gold Ponyboy
"It's probably a bus with baseball players!" -Me
"Baseball season's over!" -Katie
"Fine football, basketball, anal sex season!" -Me
"Basketball... ummm Michelle... When's anal sex season?" -Katie
"I love the song 'Till the water runs dry'" -Stephanie
"What? Sugar water bye bye?" -Eleanor
"It doesn't seem right to look you in the eye and let all the things you mean to me come tumbling out my mouth" -unknown
"Men are like stars, there are a million... but there is only one who will make your wishes come true." -unknown
"I dont know weather to smile because he is my friend, or cry because thats all he is!" -unknown
"You're just like a star, I know I can never reach you but I can't help but try." -unknown
"Heh heh, Trupti... that rhymes with fuck me." -Tex
"Sexy people should get sexy treatment, not bug bites." -Jim
"Maybe we're laying here 'cause you don't wanna be standing somewhere else." -Serendipity (movie)
"My little Michelle is growing up. She growing out" -Doni
"Turkey! Turkey who? Turkey My Bunghole!" -Doni
"I was so depressed... OH MY GOD I JUST SAW SPARKS!" -Me
"The England one..... I mean the Britian one........ I don't know my states." -Jill
"Hi my name is Susan and I'll be sucking your dick tonight..." -Trupti, to a group of complete strangers
"Yeah, Jills cool.... Jills got blue hair." -Me
"Spontacular Pocky Spiffly Fuzz." -Doni's sentence of the week
"20, 30, 60" -Jill
"Turkeys are made from Chicken" -Doni
"If you had a money Tree, then you wouldnt tell anyone about it would you?" -My dad, trying to explain to me about a guy I like.
"Matt Bring me there its Pretty!" -Me or replace bring me with buy me that.
"Shut up Trupti, homework's more important than your feelings!" -Corey
"I'm gonna cry in a corner, I'm gonna keep walking until I find a corner." -Trupti's response to Corey's homework statement.
"Deaths bad, Dyings bad Sqwauk." -Me making fun of Trupti
"Fucking Prairie" -Missy
"Whats a prairie? It's like meadow and its like the river with Pochontas singing just around the riverbend." -Missy
"FEEL MY TEETH!" -Me
"OH MY GOD IT'S A BALLOON!" -Me
"Me? Like Trupti? Trupti's Ethiopian!" -Rick
"Trupti is Trumpi the Ethiopian English Monkey Slut Witch." -Me and Jill
"Erection!" -Me when the 711 guy was looking at Trupti
"Look its Truptis family." -Jill
"Rape! Oh wait its just a rock!" -Me
"What Cleavage? Whats that? AM I SHOWING CLEAVAGE MR. SQUIRREL?" -Me
"I'M STAR FLOWER PRINCESS!" -Me being a big dumbass
"Theres 2 guys here and 3 girls here and were doing nothing. I say we do nothing together." -Me
"No theres 3 guys here........ Michelle gets the small one!" -Missy responding to My comment
"Imagine the indians jizzed in the milk!" -Jill
"PUNKIN!" -Me referring to Jill
"Downside? Whats a Downside?" -Jill
"MY NIPPLES ARE HARD.... THEY COULD CUT ICE" -Jill
"WHY ARE THEY ALL STARING?" -Jill....
"I THINK IT CAUSE U HAVE BLUE HAIR" -Me
"Yeah my boyfriend...... John Huey... that's it.... Yeah he's clear in and invisible...... so are those roses he got me..... yeah that's it." -Me and Trupti
"Stu Stu Stu" -Trupti
"I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!" -Me and Trupti pointing at the ceiling
"Which Guy is it michelle?" -Sam
"THE FAT ONE!" Me
"Thank God that lady was riding that bike cause if she wasn't I dont know what I'd do..." -Rachel
"Quick Lets go undercovers. WHERE AM I, WHERE AM I!?" -Rachel
"Rachel I think your mom ran over a rabbit at the end of your road, poor rabbit." -Me "Michelle thats snow" -Rachel
"Awww Poor Snow!" -Me
"Erin brokavich screwed my dog skip" -Corey
"Dymo? What the hell is dymo? DYMNOITE!" -Rachel
"It's the name of the company" -Corey
"Ohhh..." -Rachel
"Im in a bush, oh fuck I'm in a bush" -Me after corey drops me!
"If your standing up, bum bum bum, you gotta sit down, bum bum bum." -a song from our "band" Ishmel and the asses, we made up after math teacher said it.... (Liz, Me, Corey)
"You know your in a ghetto town when they have to pull the metal things over the stores..." -Me
"Trupti doesnt christmas, she celebrates, whats that called again?" -Rachel
"Kwanzaa" -Me
"Ow my throat hurts, thats okay though, im a man I can deal with it." -Me
"Bet you couldn't do that!" -Me to Rachel after pulling off the cap of the chapstick
"Do I smell sarcasm?" -Me..
"No I farted." -Rachel...
"You Fart Sarcasm?!" -Me
"Talking about mothers and love lives." -Me
"YOU SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!?" -Rachel
"I watch porno." -Sam
"Did you see the cockholes?" -Rachel.
"I saw two or three." -Sam.
"What about buttholes?" -Me.
"With buttholes I hit the jackpot." -Sam
"I'm gonna rewind everything i say...eheieeyyiewooue. I'm gonna rewind everything i say." -Rachel
"Why the hell is santa break dancing?" -Rachel.
"I dont know." -Me, right after jumps on the floor and attemps to break dance but looks like a fish out of water.
"Water, water, wata, wata, wat ta ta." -Me and Rachel.
"Watata? That sounds like it could be a dance." I start singing "Watata watata!"
"Yeah he's hott, but it doesnt matter as long as he has one thing..." -Emily talking about a penis...
"yeah Pretty Eyes!" -Me cause her dad walked in the room as soon as she said it
"I like blowing out candles, but I hate my nose though." -me
"Rachel, I was really in love with you for awhile, but ever since u had that baby, I just cant stand you anymore..." -Andrew in rachels dream
"Isn't it funny how lice and life are basically the same except for one letter" -Me
"God the prom is so stressful." -Nina and Trupti.
"And that's another reason why light bulbs don't last as long as they should." -Corey
"Umm whats that word...? ....end???" -Me
"Dude...I really love being a slave" -Rachel
"Dude....I'm like a fuckin.....one of those slaves from prince of egypt... what was their race called???" -Me
"Um.......... Jews..."~Rachel
"Well then..I'm like a fuckin jew in this house" -Michelle
"Dude... I can't believe you just said that" -Rachel (im not racist AT ALL, rachel woke me up and i was half asleep and didnt know what i was saying)
"I slept with a person from downside, whoa... I mean Whoa... why would I sleep with a shitty band member from a shitty band, when I could sleep with Fall Of Icarus members!!" -Me and Emily
"Do you have any shaving cream to put on him?" -Me
"No." -Claire
"What about onion powder?" -Me
"Lets put mustard on peice of bread and throw it at a chicken" -Me
"okay good.... yeah i wasnt sure if it was like look at all the Penis.... you know like look at all the moose." -Me
"The world's all about imagination." -Trupti
"Wait did you just say the world's all about masturabation?!" -Gavin, really confused