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Misheles164: what are u on DrUgS!?!?!?! DistortdIllusion: yes Misheles164: DrUgS!?!?!?! DistortdIllusion: yes DistortdIllusion: ::Snort snort:: Misheles164: Gasp! but they are sooo bad for you ! OHHHHHH NOOOOOO DistortdIllusion: sh shh! DistortdIllusion: ..but ASHLEY GETS HIGH OFF OF COUGH MEDICINE!!!! Misheles164: GASP!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd DistortdIllusion: yep...she's a junkie Misheles164: ohhh man oh man DistortdIllusion: yep Misheles164: lol im a stoner! Misheles164: ohhhhhhh man Misheles164: hahaha no im kidding im not DistortdIllusion: really now?i never wouldve guessea DistortdIllusion: haha Misheles164: only sometimes, like once a monty Misheles164: month* DistortdIllusion: now thats sumthing to be proud of Misheles164: well...no DistortdIllusion: umm...ok Misheles164: hahha DistortdIllusion: hehe Misheles164: dont u love how i ramble? DistortdIllusion: o yes of course Misheles164: i knew it DistortdIllusion: yep Misheles164: so what do you want for christmas little girl? Misheles164: come sit on santas lap DistortdIllusion: hmm...i white pony! DistortdIllusion: *a Misheles164: okay deftones it is DistortdIllusion: well actually...chino DistortdIllusion: just him Misheles164: me too Misheles164: i want chino too...... mmm mmm mmm chino yummy yummy DistortdIllusion: and jon davis(5 years ago) Misheles164: haha DistortdIllusion: yep yep DistortdIllusion: hehe Misheles164: ill go back to the past and get jon davis for you FROM 5 GOD DAMN YEARS AGO DistortdIllusion: damn straight! Misheles164: i dont like yellow! Misheles164: much better DistortdIllusion: ok then chnage ur color DistortdIllusion: ok Misheles164: ohhh easter colors! DistortdIllusion: of course a horse Misheles164: i want a horse Misheles164: a big black one and i can name it black beauty haha like the book... but then he'll die, and it would be sad DistortdIllusion: ok!..i will get u horse and we can ride horses when we go cow tipping! Misheles164: oh wait no his gf ginger dies DistortdIllusion: horse love! Misheles164: YEAH and we'll scream our war cries as we knock over the cows "HORSE RULE COWS DROOL!" DistortdIllusion: yes! Misheles164: yeah ginger was beaten and straved and mistreated to death...it was sad DistortdIllusion: thats not very nice Misheles164: i know.....i felt very bad, ginger was a gingery colored horse DistortdIllusion: hence the name ginger Misheles164: exactly DistortdIllusion: yep Misheles164: ur not gonna get a white horse and name it ginger are you? nope Misheles164: unless!!!! the horse liked ginger and ate it all the time Misheles164: and if u didnt tell everyone that she liked ginger theyd be kinda confused i think DistortdIllusion: i know!..i'll get a damn white horse and name it ..umm...cool whip! DistortdIllusion: yes! Misheles164: if i had a white horse id name it jizzer or just jizz Misheles164: cause jizz is kinda white...ya know? DistortdIllusion: hmm..i think now that i think about it id name it...umm...FABIO! Misheles164: and if people were like "whats its name, wizzer?" id be like "NOPE jizzer as in JIZZ ya know nice gooey JIZZ" Misheles164: YES FABIO!!!! DistortdIllusion: thats damn right! Misheles164: theres a guy that looks like fabio at the mermaid diner thing Misheles164: i bet fabio jizzes a lot DistortdIllusion: lol DistortdIllusion: fabiowa son step by step lats month! DistortdIllusion: haha DistortdIllusion: im listening to soulfy DistortdIllusion: hehe Misheles164: but he doesnt really look like him he just has longhair like him so its funny i get excited when i see my fabio friend Misheles164: im listening to enya Misheles164: its very pretty DistortdIllusion: i heart fabio Misheles164: me too Misheles164: fabio is my soulmate DistortdIllusion: i just had korn on..but what od ya know..its a mixed cd! DistortdIllusion: hes mine too! DistortdIllusion: we can have one of them weird marriages..like fabs(my name for him)married like 5 other women but were the only ones that matter to him! DistortdIllusion: ..and i hope dick peircing boy falls down a flight of stairs and uh..gets hurt ..really bad...really really bad Misheles164: i know 2 people that got their dick peirce DistortdIllusion: ahhhhhhh DistortdIllusion: thats just not right Misheles164: if u had kids with fabio....do u thnk theyd all want to be like their daddy and grow their hair long and never wear shirts and when they do wear shirts theyd be barely on or ripped or buttoned down like all the way except one DistortdIllusion: do they go to our skool?..or are they ur clients? Misheles164: my clients Misheles164: haha no they dont go to our school though Misheles164: they said u had to be nice and hard , erect-like to peirce it, and then u can jerk off or have sex for like 4 months or something DistortdIllusion: abnd theyd swing around in loin cloths saying"I cnat believe its not BOTTER"..not butter Misheles164: eexxxactly!!!!!! |