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    As our heroes grudglingly boarded the subway the had to pay for transport, they began to strategize.
     "What the hell are we going to do when we see this guy?" Fast Guy said. The group all sat down, only to be pushed to standing positions by a group of the Hell's Angels.
     "I say we do what we usually do," Homeless Man replied, "Duck behind asswipe here." Homeless Man finished the statement with his hand pointing at Foom Man.
     "Has it occured to anyone that we have lost two of our group?" Space Toaster said. "We're down to five."
     "Oh who cares," Mono said as he wittled a knife from a larger wooden knife. "We're the only ones who do any work anyways."
     The train came to a stop abruptly which send Mono's chair gliding down the train for a few feet. The group looked around with grim expresions on their faces.
     "Sorry folks, it looks like we have a minor power failure on our hands," a voice spoke from the PA system, "I guess we'll just wait it out." the group looked down for a moment in depression, then slowly turned their heads to Foom Man.
     "Hey asswipe," Fast Guy said as he slowly approached Foom Man. Foom Man slowly drew back in caution.
"You want to show off those great super powers of yours and bust us out of here so we can get to that Mole People's base?" Foom Man shook his head. "Why not?"
     "I could kill a lot of totaly innnocent people," Foom Man responded, watching his words carefully. The group tended to trick him into saying Foom in order to blmow various objects up.
     "Hey," Homeless Man said, "Wanna play a game?" Foom Man shrugged. "Okay, I spy with my little eye, something that begins with F, what is it?" The group backed away from Foom Man's palms slowly.
     "I'm afraid you'll have to try harder than that," Foom Man said.
     "What's your name," Space Toaster said.
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The blast blew up the front of the train, and alowed the UA clan to exit with ease. Foom Man gave Space Toaster a dirty look as they advanced down the tunnel. About half a mile down the tunnel, they saw a large neon sign that read "Mole People's Ex-Base". They turned to the sign and followed the subtunnel that was behind it.
     The tunnel was massive in hieght, a good forty feet. Its diameter was vast as well, a good thiry yards. The group stopped instantly when they were confronted by a single wooden door in the middle of it. They pushed Foom Man upfront and forced him to knock on the door. He did, and they waited patiently. The door opened to a middle aged man with bleach blonde hair, wearing a doctor's outift, blue jeans, and a spify bow-tie.



     The group approached the door, this time armed with a single baseball bat, and Foom Man knocked yet again. After a moment, the same scientist opened the door.
     "Alright, here's a more fair approach," Foom Man said. "Either you leave or we bash your skull into a Mac computer." The scientist took on a grin.
     "Why, I'm afraid I have the unfair advantage here now," he began. "You see in those five minutes you took I created a large super mechanoid machine ready to destroy you. That bat means nothing." The scientist then shut the door as the group looked on. They then looked again at one another.

     The scientist opened the door to see the disgruntled group of heroes standing this time without he baseball bat in Foom Man's hand. He gave them a cockeyed look and spoke.
     "You actually went all the way back to your den to return the baseball bat and walked back here?" The group continued to look at him, tongue in check, and dropped their heads in shame.

     The scientist yet again opened his door to see Homeless Man now at the front of the pack holding the baseball bat, Foom Man in the back with a black eye. Homeless Man placed the baseball bat down emphatically and looked on at the scientist.
     "But you see-" the scientist yet again began.
     "Shut up!" Space Toaster said, "Just... shut up. We've wasted twenty minutes with this crap. We could've played some fishball in that amount of time. Lets go."

    "Can I help you?" he asked.
     "Uh, hi," Foom Man replied. "I'm-(he then presented his tape player, press play and let the sound of him saying FOOM followed by various death curtling screams and explosions follow) Man. I run with the Ultra Acquaintances, these guys." He finished his statement with a gesture towards the group.
     "Hey," Space Toaster said as he waved. Mono put his hand to his temple and made Space Toaster punch himself in the gut, which made him fall over.
      "And I suppose you'll be kicking me out of here, is that correct?" The scientist said. The group nodded. "Why how cheap is that! You are armed with what appear to be super powers, and I am defenseless. Come back with a more formidable approach and we'll just see." With that he slammed the door shut. The group then looked at each other in confusion, then at the door which barely took up one percent of the available route to advancing into the tunnel.