S4c

At the frier room, the UA clan was grouping up for a strategy session... which quickly turned into a Foom Man bashing.
   "Quit making fun of me!" Foom Man said.
   "YOU BLEW UP HALF THE MALL!" Homeless Man yelled in his ear.
   "Yes but that part um... was being evil!" Foom Man replied.
   "HOW THE HELL CAN AN INANIMATE OBJECT LIKE A MALL WING BE EVIL?" Mono questioned spastically.
   "Well, let me explain," Foom Man said as if he had it all figured out. "You see, there were some kids in that mall who were one fire, right?" They all shrugged. "Well, when I saw them on fire, I decided to end it. So I quickly grabbed some cowboy hats and put them on their heads." Silence filled the room.
   "WHY?!" Mono went on.
   "Well, let me put it this way; have you ever seen a cowboy on fire?" The whole group shook their heads angrily. "Well, I thought if the fire thought they were cowboys, they'd be fine. But when most of them burnt to death, I knew that fire had another thing coming." The tension in Homeless Man's fist grew.
   "WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?" Mono went on some more.
   "Well I am the world's most ignorant super hero," Foom Man replied. As you can imagine they beat the bejesus out of him, and continued their meeting.
   "Alright, so what do we know?" Space Toaster said, holding an ice pack to his head due to the ceiling crashing down on him.
   "There's not enough room left in Club Bearer's cage, so we'll need to get another for Asswipe over here," Fast Guy said. Mono and he exchanged sounds of agreement.
    "About this ... clown I mean," Space Toaster said shuddering.
   "Well, he was hanging out with that Superman-ish guy," Foom Man said, unharmed from the beating as usual.
   "And this Superman-ish guy can fly... and is probably just as good as Superman," Fast Guy added.
   "Well, if he's just like Superman, he must have the same weaknesses as Superman, right?" Mono said. The group nodded in agreement. "Well, what are Superman's weaknesses?" The group sat around for minutes, puzzled. They looked around, biting their lips, shaking their heads and such.
   "Oh, I remember!" Club Bearer said from behind his barred cage.
   "SHUT UP!" the whole clan yelled at him. Club Barer jumped back in fear to the back of his cage, flipping it onto its side. Nomadic Pyro then walked in. Homeless Man pulled a milk crate out for him to sit on. Nomadic Pyro took the kind gesture.
   Nomadic Pyro then snapped his fingers. "Water!" The group jumped to attention.
   "That's someone's weakness..." Space toaster though aloud. "It must be Superman's; its the only one I remember." the group kinda motioned a "mehh" and stood up. "Well, let's role."
   With that Fast Guy jumped up and pointed towards the frier room's back door.
   "To the obituaries!" he proclaimed.

   The group arrived with a bucket of water at a train station, where they had heard from a local Wench Merchant that he had seen a clown and Superman-ish type guy heading. They arrived to see yet another can of Ovaltine lying on the ground, and Foom Man yet again wondered why it meant something to him. Mono mocked him because he refused to walk near it, and the rest of the group continued to. The group stopped insulting him when they heard a loud and disturbing laughter. They looked behind them to see the clown again, laughing into the bottom of a road cone. Their creeped-out factor dropped quickly, and they approached the clown. After several seconds of the droning laughter, Fast Guy thumped the cone into the clown's face. The clown dropped the cone and fell onto the ground pathetically. As it writhed on the ground silently, the group looked at one another, and shrugged.
   "A job well done," Club Bearer said.
   "Shutup asswipe," Mono said.
   "I thought I was asswipe," Foom Man said kicking some dust around.
   "Shutup asswi-" Mono began, but was interupted by a strange battle cry.Its tone sounded as if a horn had grown the tissues needed to create complex sounds. It screamed "GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" growing louder. The group quickly looked around them, but saw no source of the sound. fast Guy feel over asleep, and the others sighed. Just then they looked up to see him come flying down at them.
   He wore the exact same outfit as Superman, a bit purpleish tinted though. He also adorned a sign that said "Bizzaro is #1" over his chest. He looked rather dumb, and had a very pale complexion.
"Alright you overgrown piece of Apple Computer..." Homeless Man began. "I hearbye order you to cease any at all crime activity and events and to return forthwith to your place of idiotic origin via the nearest plane, train, or time rift. If you shall not obey my forgiven command, I shall be forced to smack your bitch up."
   "I'M GOING TO MUSH YOU!" he replied shouting-ly.