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"Take this!" Foom Man yelled as the rest of the group casually stepped out of frame. Foom Man splashed the water over Bizzaro's face and tossed the bucket at him. The bucket hit Bizzaro and disintegrated into nothingness. The group stood there silent for a good four seconds. "Damn," FoomMan said.
   "Show him what you do best!" Nomadic Pyro said as he crawled over a fence. Foom Man stood their clueless staring at the group. After half a minute he jerked to attention.
   "Oh, FOOOOOOM!!!" Foom Man said, emiting the standard atomic blast from his hands. After the shockwave cleared, the group looked on in awe as Bizzaro stood there in his previous position. His uniform was torn to hell, and his hair was streaked to hell backwards. Bizzaro then smiled.
   "SHOOOOOOM?!" He replied yelling. He emited no atomic blast mind you.... but his teeth were laced with none other than OVALTINE! The water that drenched him combined with the ovaltine on his teeth to make it into a liquid state, and Bizzaro yelled SHOOOOOOOOm so loud that the ovaltine propelled over- well you get the idea.
   Foom Man fell over in agony, and curled up as Bizzaro walked over to the rest of the group.
   "Whats wrong pussy!" Fast Guy hollered with a hand to his mouth.
   "The ovaltine..." Foom Man escaped from his lips. "its like my kyrptonite..." with that the entire UA clan, excluding Foom Man, hit their heads with their hands and groaned "Kryptonite..." Mono then wheeled forwards with a grimace on his face.
   "Wait a second..." Homeless Man said "Is Mono... actually..."
   "Doing something?" Mono said as he stood up, "Yes, I know its awkward." Mono then stood proudly, and drew two uzis. He unloaded four clips into Bizzaro's face, smoke taking over the area. The second the fourth clip went *click* Mono dropped the uzis and presented a combat shotgun and unloaded five shells into his face. Mono then withdrew a gattling gun from his wheelchair and unloaded upon him. When he finsihed, he dropped his gun, and sat down. The group looked on to Bizzaro with anticipation. The dust cloud settled... and Bizzaro stood happy as ever, now with accompanying bullet holes in his suit.
   "Oh ya?" Homeless Man said, "How's about this!" Homeless Man then jumped forward and nailed Bizzaro across his cheek with his street special. Bizzaro then fell backwards onto Foom Man, and tripped down onto the train tracks. As he hit the tracks Homeless Man darted to his cart in search of kryptonite. the rest of the group began to commend one another when Club Bearer noticed something strange.
   "Guy, where's the clown?" He said from his cage on wheels.
   "Shut up moron," Mono said loading up his uzis once again. The group then notice the horrible one was right, Fuckey was gone. How do we know the clown's name you ask? Well, simply read the title dumbass, jeez.
   They heard the creepy laughter and looked to the parking lot to see Fuckee laughing at them and pointing.
   "Quick, Fast Guy, go kick his ass back to...um... here," Space Toaster said unwittingly.
   "We've had these conversations before," Fast Guy started, "If I do something, I'm gunna do it fa-"
   "Shut up and kill him," Homeless Man said as he searched his cart.
   "You shut up Jay," Fast Guy mumbled as he speed off at insane speeds to him. one thousandth of a millisecond later Fast Guy was infront of Fuckee. As Fast Guy motioned to bash him over the head, he fell over on Fuckke asleep. Fuckee, unable to support Fast Guy's weight, fell with him. Homeless Man then presented a piece of kryptonite from his cart and tossed it to Foom Man. Foom Man, now somewhat able to move, harnessed it and fell over onto the traintracks where Bizzaro was counting grains of sand. Foom Man stumbled over to him and whistled. Bizzaro looked at him and smiled the flourescent Ovaltine at Foom Man.
   "How did that Ovaltine get to glowing like that..." Foom Man mumbled. He leared back a bit, being harmed massively. But he persevered and grabbed Bizzaro by the balls with the kryptonite in hand. He looked up at Bizzaro as he kneeled on the ground.
   FOOM!!!!!! He blasted, exploding Bizzaro in a mass of flesh and blue tinted clothing. The rest of the group witnessed the explosion in awe.
   "Well I could of done that," Mono mumbled.
   Foom Man then crawled up the drop from the tracks to the boarding dock and stood up.
   "Nice jo-" Club Bearer started, but was interupted by Space Toaster's backhand. "God I hate how you made this cage's bars wide enough so you can hit me... yet I cannot flee." the group all had a warm hearted chuckle. "Its not funny." The group then looked over to see Fast Guy about to be stabbed by Fuckee! "NOO!!" the group yelled. Space Toaster then preesented his gun, and shot it. A bible flung from it and nailed Fuckee in the eye, smashing his skull in.
   "Alright, the bible finally lives up to its name," Homeless Man said unenthusiastically.
   "That's great... Foom Man blew some guy up by holding his balls and Space Toaster conquered his fears by killing a clown with a bible, wonderful," Fast Guy said as he stood up. "Crackton can now sleep safe."
   "I don't know about that my over speeding friend," Foom Man said as his put his arms around Fast Guy and Homeless Man's shoulders', only to be push away. "For you see there will always be a crime going on in this little burg known as Crackton, a bad deed shall always go un...good-ed. Yes there will always be a need for: The Ul-"
   "Hey, you know what i just realized?" Mono said laughing, "Foom Man was really holding that moron's nads... heh..." The whole group then pointed and laughed at him.
   "Its not that funny," Foom Man said.
   "Yes it is!" Club Bearer said. The seond Club Bearer spoke, Mono tipped over his cage and they resumed laughing, even Foom Man. For the horrible force of Club Bearer can unite all. The group then retreated back to their fortress of squalitude, the Burger Monarch Frier.
   "Oh by the way," Foom Man said to Space Toaster, "You told me to remind you to hit me later."
   "Oh, thanks," Space Toasrer said, then smacked him upside the head.