"Right!" Nomadic Pyro said. He then instantly wandered off into an aisle as the group watched him in silence. They then quickly averted their attention back to the fight.
"Foom Man, show them why they call you-" Homeless Man started, but was interupted with a large
"FOOOOOOOOOOOM!" The explosion sent half of the employees flying into a wall, the other stood their ground by hiuding under counters.
"Right... Foom Man, Mono, Space Toaster, go take the airborn guys in blue out," Homeless Man said, "We'll go get Photo Joe." The group then divided up as Fast Guy took off at amazing speed (is there any other possible?) Fast Guy quickly took several of the employee's heads and stuck them up their @$$es (the previous @$$ was for AOL members whom cannot access cusin' websites) and let them watch as Club Bearer clubed the crap out of them.
Mono send five men flying as they came at him with stickers, via his telepathy. They were sent flying into a nearby rack of censored Slipknot CDs and brand new, director's cut copies of Scarface on DVD. Four other employees though tackled Mono from behind, making him fall off his cart!
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" (now guess who said that) went ten elderly employees, exploding into small pieces as Foom Man disposed of them all, sweating now that he had dispensed twelve FOOMs in a row. Without warning, from behind him he was suddenly strangled by a man labeled "Laser Leroy." Foom Man tried to speak, but his throat was sealed! He couldn't say a thing!
Mono, sensing Foom Man was int trouble, used his psycic ablities and contacted Space Toaster. <Help us man, Foom Man is useless! My god... I can't even insult you correctly! I need my toilet!> Space Toaster, off in a shoot out in the sports department, recieved the message loud and clear, and looked around for anything of help. Then, something caught his eye- a ladder! He quickly darted to it and climbed it up to the rafters of the store.
When he got to the top, he looked around below to find the others, and sure enough saw Foom Man turning blue with loss of oxygen. Space Toaster ran over above him, and began to rapidly toast an I-Beam. It quickly turned red, and gave, making Space Toaster go crashing down with it. He feel towards the floor, and slamed into it damn hard. Luckily Space Toaster can fall from great heights and sustain no injury.
He looked in concentration as he grabbed his migrane of a head to see the I-Beam come crashing down... about twenty yards away from Foom Man's assailant and crash down on Homeless Man.He winced as Homeless Man passed out. Space Toaster then stumbled up, and punched Foom Man's assailant in the face, knocking him across the room instantly.
Fast Guy laid passed out on Club Bearer's shoulder as Club Bearer smashed randomly at nearby items, ranging from denim jackets to M&M displays. He saw Homeless Man laying on the ground, and put Fast Guy down. He then went to pick Homeless Man up, but was interupted by Mono hollering.
"They're getting guns!!!! Run away!!" Mono yelled as Foom Man came running towards Club Bearer, holding Mono over his shoulder as Space Toaster shot Danishes at the employees whom weilded weapons. The entire group soon ended up in an in store McDonalds, hiding from the gun-toting gereatrics and tenatiously-underpaid teens.
Fast Guy began to awake and Nomatic Pyro casually walked over to the group, whistling.
"Well you're a lot of help!" Homeless Man yelled, feeling the large bump on his head. Gun shots began to ring out as they laid low. "Now, how are we doing?"
"I can't keep doing this..." Foom Man said as he dropped his head. "I have maybe two left in me tops for today."
"I think I can run again" Fast Guy said as he slowly stood up, only to hit the floor instantly as bullets began to fly towards them.
"What about you?" Space Toaster said as he pointed to Nomatic Pyro.
"What about me?" he replied. Space Toaster took on an angered look.
"Okay, looks like I'll handle this one," Homeless Man said. With that he took a hundred dollar bill and tossed it up into the air, and it burst in Benjamin Franklin's spirit.
"You wasted a hundred bucks on that?" Mono asked. Homeless Man smacked him upside the head. The spirirt rose high up and blew all of the employees away, without any effort.
"Alright, see how easy that was?" Homeless Man said arrogantly.
"You actually didn't do a thing, the spirit did," Nomadic Pyro said. Homelss Man got an angered look.
"You think you have won I imagine.." Photo Joe spoke over the loud speaker. "But the fun has just begun!" With that the entire store lost its lights, and silence filled the air.
