"What's he gonna do," Fast Guy said between breaths, "Unleash a giant yellow smiley face?"
Then, from the rafters poured much smoke, and mechanical wirring was heared. The Ultra Acquaintances wiped the smiles off their faces as they saw from the ceiling emerge... a giant mechanical smiley face.
"Well then..." Mono said, "You certainly called that one Fast Guy..." The face came down, chirning and wirring, searching for its prey. Photo Joe diassapeared with a diabolical laughter echoing as his creature searched the store.
"Alright then..." Foom Man started, "How do you stop a fourty foot tall smiley face?" The entire group sat in deep strategizing, then shrugged.
"Let's just go kick its ass," Space Toaster said. They all nodded, and jumped to their feet. The face instantly noticed them, still smiling. The group didn't seem to fear it at all, seeing as how friendly it looked.
"CHANGE!" Homeless Man yelled, bringing a cross-hair up from his trench coat, allowing him to throw change with deadly accuracy. He hurled four quarters at the hovering face, punchering it in all four areas. The face was unnaffected apparently, but it got mad. The smile turned into a frown, and it opened its mouth to present a large particle beam. Realizing what it was, Fast Guy decided to take care of his comrades... after he tried to esacpe himself and realized there was no way out of the Walmart.
He moved effortlessly as he quickly, duh, ran around and snatched everyone up and placed them out of the faces range. I took him less than 1/5 of a second, but he still needed about ten seconds rest. The group was now behind a counter, and could see the face becoming angered. Club Bearer motioned to Nomadic Pyro to go try his luck. Nomadic Pyro nodded, and stood up. He tensed his body up, and became engulfed in flames. Using his flames, he flew up to the smiley face from behind, and went to smash into it. But one of his flames flickered, and set off a fire alarm... dousing him in water. He fell twelve feet to the floor, an his flames were put out.
After the truly pathetic display of an attempt to destroy the face came to a halt, the sounds of police sirens filled the air. There were police arriving outside the Walmart!
"ALRIGHT! WE'RE DONE HERE!" Space Toaster yelled in joy as he held an ice pack to his forehead. Foom Man smacked him upside the head. Homeless Man quickly used his street special (sock filled with marbles) and smashed a nearby cash register into the face. The face remained unscathed.
"Alright Foom Man," Mono said, "Show that face what you do best." Foom Man staired blankly at Mono for ten seconds. He then jerked his body to attention.
"Oh ya, my bad," He said as he slipped as he stood up.
"Let's try this on for size," Foom Man said, "FOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!" Foom Man sweated as his two megaton blast left his hands and met the evil face. The face was thrown back a good thirty yards and was bruised, but kept coming. The blast also blew a large hole in the ceiling, and took out two police helicopters that were flying by. Foom Man cringed at the sight of them exploding. It was then Mono did what he does best: complain. Mono had finally reached a toilet! he was shouting at his fellow teammeates in agony.
"Come on you morons!" Mono hollered, "Win this fight like yer moms like it-fast and hard! If this fight progressed any slower, we'd be going backwards!" As he yelled, their powers were heightened, but not nearly enough to defeat the truly awesome power that was the smiley face.
Homeless Man desperately ran for his nearby shopping cart. He dove towards it, but it was blown away as the smiley face blew at it, into other shopping carts! Homeless Man was clueless which one was his, the cart of infinite volume!
As Homeless Man desperately searched through each cart, Space Toaster was ready to try his luck with the face. He unveiled his gun and loaded it. He carefully aimed and prayed in a low volume tone that it would work. He pulled the trigger to reveal... an uncooked ego waffle! The waffle went flying at the head at massive speed, but stopped dead in its tracks when it hit the face. Things were looking pretty grim for the UAs
But what about Club Bearer? Surely he could try to take this monstrosity out! Oh no... wait... Club Bearer sucks... and you don't really want to read about him do you? That's what I thaught.
Nomadic Pyro coughed as he walked away from the group randomly again, but was called to atention when he heard yet again, the all to familiar FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Foom Man blasted a concrete pillar, which made part of the ceiling cave in and land directly onto the face. The blasts also made the pillar itself fall on it, making the face pined! It was immobile!
Nomaidc Pyro whistled for Fast Guy, who was next to him before Nomadic Pyro could finsh his whistle.
"Hey," Nomadic Pyro said as he smacked Fast Guy awake, "When I say go, quickly take me around this room in a circle." Fast Guy looked a little annoyed as he looked at Nomadic Pyro.
"Hey new guy," the fat one said in an arrogant tone, "If I do something, it's gonna be quick." Nomadic Pyro shrugged, which annoyed Fast Guy even more. "HEY! Listen to me loud and clear: I'M TOO FAST!" Fast Guy yelled. "Do you understand?"
"Ya, I guess so..." Nomadic Pyro replied. Fast Guy growled
"NO! I DON'T THINK YOU DO!" Fast Guy yelled.