When he arrived at the machine, he placed his twelve cents in for his deoderant, pushed the button for his "Strong enough for a man, but kills a woman" scent, and calmly waited. After several seconds went by, he realized that his deoderant was not being dispensed! So, he calmly drove into the Walmart and approached the customer service center via his motorized cart..
"Well hello there," Mono said cheerfully to the clerk behind the desk. "I am having a small problem. I was wondering if you could help me with here. You see, I deposited-"
"Did the machine eat your money?" the clerk replied rudely interupting Mono. Mono nodded. "Can't help ya." Mono then looked him up an down, and noticed the clerk's key chain.On it there was a key labeled "Deoderant Machine Key." Mono was angered.
"Well surely you can use that key to assist me," Mono said as he pointed the key out. The clerk then looked at his keychain.
"Nope, can't help you," the clerk said witha grin.
"You bastards!" Mono exclaimed. "You have no clue who you are dealing with! If I wasn't so lazy I would punish you myself, but I vow my revenge, and shall return along with my band of super heroic allies! You just watch!" As the words left his mouth, there was a thunderous roar. Mono quickly turned around to face another Walmart clerk, but this one was different from the others. He stood taller and mightier, and had a nametag that read "Photo Joe." You may remember this character from various Walmart adds, but don't be fooled.
"I must warn you, simple one, if you challenge any Walmart employee, you challenge all of us," he said inaa crisp, cold tone. "If you did, seeing as how ignorant you are, there consequences on your behalf would be dire."
"Oh ya?" Mono replied, keeping a confident tone. "Well my super hero group has defeatd an army of six foot tall peeps." The crowd then exclaimed in wonder, stiring verbal thoughts such as "My lord!" and "He's bluffing." As the audience continued to stir, Photo Joe became angered.
"SILENCE!" he barked as he rose his hand. "If you truly believe you can make a formidable challenge, then so be it."
"I will assist them as well!" an unfamiliar man spoke, The crowd then turned their attention to him. His hair was bleach blond, and standing straight up on its end. He wore a red on black suit that resembled flames, and was quite spiffy. He was your average guy, about five foot ten, about a buck eighty. Photo Joe then sneered at him, and then smiled.
"I have given you fair warning," he spoke. With that a cloud of smoke appeared around him, and he dissappeared into thin air. Mono motioned for the stranger to come with him, and they ran out of the store to go contact Mono's teammates...
"There appears to be a faction of Walmart employees... they have a mysterious front man I meet, Photo Joe," Mono said. "He's evil, i know that for sure." The group nodded and marched into the store valiantly.
"And who is this?" Foom Man said as he pointed to the stranger.
"This here is my new friend, named Nomatic Pyro," Mono replied as he wheeled his way towards the entrance.
"I can summon fire from any orofice in my body," he Nomatic Pyro said. There was then a steady moment of silence. "But i tend to wander away from people without reason... its my main flaw."
"Well my power's better," Foom Man said witha wide smile on his face. With that Homeless Man smashed him upside the head with his sock of quarters. It was then Homeless Man made a very good point as they entered the automatic doors of Walmart.
"Did anyone else notice that there were no cars in the parking lot?" Everyone then quickly turned around to see that there were infact no cars in the parking lot. Realizing that they had walked into a trap, they went to run out. As they reached the exit, the automatic doors slammed shut.
"Ah crap..." Fast Guy spoke dryly.
"Well, it appears you actually arrived," Photo Joe spoke. The Ultra Acquaintances quickly turned around to see him standing ontop of a counter top. Dozens of other Walmart employees stood around him, poised for action. "We may have dropped many prices, but its time to drop you!"
The UAs stood still for a moment, looking a bit confused. "Hey wait...." Foom Man said, "Mono said you were dark and mysterious. That was just stupid and unimagin-"
"SILENCE!" Photo Joe replied.