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             Mono then, realizing he was in danger, jump to his feet. He then used his psycic powers to locate Bush's location, and then made Bush smash himself over the head many tiumes with much force. After about four hits, Bush was knocked unconcious, and fell over, defeated. Mono then sat back down, tired.

               As the two fearless men fell, they remained solidly in their flying positions. Foom Man had much faith in Mono's words, and refused to call for help. Boom Dude, knowing he had every ability Foom Man had, stayed poised just as much as Foom Man. Well, after about twenty seconds, Foom Man lost his cool.
              "CHRIST! HELP ME MONO!!" he yelled. Mono, recieving psycic information Foom Man was in peril, began to stand up, but realized he really didn't want to get up and sat down again.
              Foom Man plumeted in his flying position still, losing faith in Mono.
              "Are you sure we can fly you bombastic simpleton?" Boom Dude replied.
              "No, I am not. But Mono the Psycic Guerilla is, and thats good enough for me," Foom Man said with tears of fear in his eye. Then, all of the sudden, something incredible happened. Foom Man and Boom Dude began to fly. "WHAT!? I'm- we're flying! Haza!" Foom man yelled in joy. He began to fly normally, as in any super hero fashion, arms aimed forward, legs sticking out behinds him. As he joyfully looked around at the amazing view, he noticed a sign dead ahead of him. it read "IF YOU CAN READ THIS CLEARY, YOU ARE 56 FEET UP."
              "So it must be in the area of fifty feet... maybe only heights of fifty feet to fifty nine!" Foom Man yelled.
              Back in the city, Mono looked up to see Foom Man flying just as Homeless Man and Space Toaster arrived to help him.
              "Well I'll be damned... he can fly..." Homeless Man spoke in awe.
              Back in the air, Boom dude tackled Foom Man in midair, sending them tumbling down several yards. As the two looked ahead again, they read another sign, which read "IF YOU CAN READ THIS CLEARY, YOU ARE GONNA FALL BE-ATCH." Foom Man quickly turned over and aimed his hands at Boom Dude. "                              "FOOOOM!" Foom Man yelled, sending Boom Dude off of him. The two them then landed in the ocean, near the port where many people were fleeing to avoid the Ultra Aquaintance/Massholes fight. After the two hit the water, they quickly ran to shore, and took a small breather. Then, slowly, the two rose to a full upright stance. They started one another down, about fifteen feet apart. Foom Man quickly reacted, not wasting much time, with another "FOOOOOOOM!" Boom dude went flying into a nearby building. Foom Man dived onto him and began to punch him in the face.
              Boom Dude replied with a large "BOOOOOOM!" which sent Foom Man flying down the street. Foom Man bounced of a brick wall and fell to the sidewalk. Boom Dude ran over to him and kicked him in the stomache several times, but was quickly met with a "FOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" and was sent flying through a window into an apartment.
              With Boom Dude out of view, Foom Man slowly stood up, and walked to the window. He took a small look inside the apartment, and saw no sight of Boom Dude. He climbed into the window, and fell onto the floor inside the apartment. Once Foom Man was on the floor, Boom Dude let out a "BOOOOOOOM!" from out of view, sending him crashing into a wall. Boom Dude ran over to Foom Man, bearing a stick. He hit Foom Man two times, but yet again was sent flying away with a "FOOOOOOOM!". This time though Boom Dude grabbed Foom Man, and pulled him with him. The two went flying out into the street, and fell onto the pavement.
              "Wait a minute..." Foom Man said as he held Boom dude on the street. "How come our powers now affect each other?"
              "Well, neither of us is getting hurt by the B-words and F-words, so I'd say they're unnafective," Boom Dude replied, "We just get sent flying now by them." Foom Man nodded his head. The two then shoved the other one away and stood up. As they stood there silently, they noticed their fellow group members assemble alongside them, ready for action. The UA clan on one side united, the other side the Massholes united.
               "It appears it is time for an all out, Marvel-like fight Massholes," Fast Guy spoke as he downed a bottle of Gatorade.
               "Yes Ultra Acquaintances..." Tax Man replied, "But unlike the X-Men, this is a fair fight!" The two groups geared up in anger, ready to fight. As the groups leared back to leap into action, four police cruisers showed up on the scene. "Oh crap! Run away!" Tax Man screamed. The two groups then scattered away, fleeing the scene instantly. As the sirens blasted away, Fast Guy quickly gathered up the UA clan and speed off into the distance to the Burger Monarch fryer. They arrived there in .56 seconds. As they were quickly seated by Fast Guy, they watched Homeless Man's TV, still placed on a milk crate. The news was still being broadcast. On the TV, the police took the Masshole clan away, and dragged them into a SWAT van.
             "Well it appears we won this round my fellow crime fighters," Space Toaster said in a leisurely tone. He leaned back and fell to the floor as there was no back to his milk crate.
             "What do you mean we won?" Mono replied, "The police took them away, the police won the fight for us." The group sat silently, then shrugged. As they continued to watch the TV, they saw the SWAT van pull away, with the Masshole gang in the back.
             "Just think..." Foom Man said proudly, knowing he now possesed another great power. "What will they do in jail? They will simply escape in a matter of moments... we should have destroyed them when we had the chance. Imagine though, with all of that confinement, they will crave revenge on society. They will plan more dangerous schemes and plan more evil missions against our great planet in jail, then make a valiant and coniving escape." Then, on the TV, the van colided with a fire hydrant and crashed. The back doors then broke open and the Masshole gang hopped out running away.
             "Or that could happen," Club Bearer said.