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When Foom Man landed, he was in fit condition. A perfect landing. Then a semi truck hit him and he awoke in a nearby hospital. Eventually he broke free of their "tyranny" and went to destroy the Jello pudding plant.
         When he arrived at the gates, he demanded the singles guard at the front to give him access. When the guard laughed at Foom Man's outfit, Foom Man became angered. He then Aimed his palms up and went FOOOOOOM, breaking off the totally innocent man's legs. He then proceeded to FOOOOM the gates and walked into the plant.Once he was inside, there was much FOOMing and blood shown. Property value dropped as Foom Man's confidence rose. At last, Foom Man found what he was looking for: The Jello Pudding vats. He had arrived at the vast amounts of Jello Pudding product neccessarry to raise his strength high enough to destroy the Jello Company. As he went to go digest the confidence building colliod, he heard a familiar voice call him.
          "Well hello Foom Man," a man spoke from above, in the rafters. Foom Man looked up to see him, the one and only Bill Cosby (betcha didn't see that coming did ya?). "I see you have come in search of my vast Jello Pudding product, killing several of my employees in the process. Well, I have figured out why you have come in search and I must tell you, my pudding products cannot aid you in any way. They will have no affect besides quenching your hunger."
          "You lying bastard!" Went Foom Man. "I shall take down your corporation with ease as soon as I eat some of your pudding!" With that Foom Man ran to a nearby vat and began to consume all of the product infront of him. Mr. Cosby then sent down several armed guards to remove him. When they began to drag him away, Foom Man let out a cry for help.

           Mono the Psycic Gorilla felt Foom Man's desperate plee for help. "Hey guys," he spoke, "Foom Man's in trouble."
           "Another McDonald drive through incident?" asked Space Toaster.
           "No, he's at the Jello Plant... and he seems to be being carried away by armed guards. He's gonna die." There was then a long pause of silence.
           "Oh," said Space Toaster.

           "Before you kill me," said Foom Man, "Please, tell me how you are keeping my super friends captive."
           "Well first you ignorant kiddo," said Bill Cosby, "I'm not going to kill you. Second, I don't have your friends hostage. Now then, see you in the funny pages." Just as Foom Man was about to be pushed out of the vating room... the Ultra Acquaintances arrived! They apeared in a blur at the door which Foom Man was about to be thrown out of.
           "How the hell did you get here so fast?" said Foom Man.
           "You forget you moronic asswipe: I'm too fast." spoke Fast Guy, "Now, what's this happening here?"
           "They're holding you hostage and are trying to kill us all!" said Foom Man.
           "What?! Nobody holds me hostage," said Fast Guy. "Let's kill 'em all!" With that, Foom Man aimed his hands at a nearby guard and spoke FOOM. The guard went flying into nearby congealed Jello geletin (the hard jello residue left after a bowl of Jello is left alone for a while) and became stuck. Foom Man went, due to the recoil, flying back, crashing into Space Toaster.
           "It's time for a little bit of ruff and tumble!" said Mono. He then made a vat of pudding tip and splash over the floor using his psycic powers. It swept up the rest of the guards.
           "NO!" screamed Bill Cosby, "MY PRICELESS PUDDING! DAMN YOU ULTRA ACQUAINTANCES!You have discovered my secret..." The group looked up at him as he spoke to them from a rafter high above them.
           "Yes, I have been holding Jello back from your communities... Some time ago a man named Smartass came to me and told me to keep it from your grasps... so yes Foom Man, it will make you stronger, incredibly."
           "Oh my god, did you hear tha-" Foom Man spoke, but was quickly smashed by Club Bearer, forgeting his knewly found abilities.
           "So now... I must kill you, for you know the secret of Jello Pudding!"                   "Ha!" barked Space Toaster, "We've beaten evil easter peeps, taken on school children, and you think you can beat us! Ha!" Bill Cosby then pulled out a Glock 9 and shot Space Toaster in the foot. "AWW, god... damn it!" Exclaimed Space Toaster. Bill Cosby then ran out of view. "We have to get that evil bastard!" Yelled Homeless Man.