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        The Ultra Acquaintances gave chase too Bill Cosby as he fleed through the Jello Factory. Space Toaster limped due to his shot foot.
         "Are you going to be alright Toastie?" Asked Club Bearer.
         "Yea, I think so," replied Space Toaster, "When I turn into Super Space Toaster- five percent stronger, faster, and cooler than normal Space Toaster and can fly- I'll heal. And don't call me fucking Toastie asswipe." They continued until they arrived in a dim lighted, steam filled room.
         "Where'd he go?" Fast Guy thought aloud.
         "I'm here Ultra Assholes!" yelled Bill Cosby in rage. The group looked up to see Bill Cosby above them on a steel I-Beam.
         "How come you're always higher up then us? Are you short or something?" asked Homeless Man.
         "QUIET!" he replied. It was then that he looked directly at Homeless Man. Homeless Man then noticed there was a red glow in his eyes. Homeless Man quickly shouted "CHANGE!" and his coat produced a crosshair infront of his left eye. He pulled out three quarters and hurled them at Bill Cosby's eyes. When they hit him, Bill fell in agony, holding his face and landed on the thick aluminum floor with a bang. The group jump back, accept for Space Toaster, who kinda just fell on the floor pathetically... anywho-
          Bill Cosy yelled in agony and stood up in anger. The group looked in shock to see his face had changed- it was now metallic and chrome! He was a cyborg!

          "Let's go bitches," he spoke in his new monotone voice, completely different from before.
          "Pfft, I've got this one," said Foom Man. With that he ran up to Cosbot and spoke "FOOM!" The explosion nailed the Cosbot dead center. Cosbot did not move an inch. Everyone was astonished, and Mono said "Shite."
            Cosbot then yelled "Go Mecha Guns!" From his abdomen emerged two dual chamber chainguns. He aimed them at Foom Man. "Crap!" exclaimed Foom Man.
             Space Toaster acted quickly and carefully aimed his Britney Spears blaster, capable of upgrading anyone to a D cup size. He shot it directly at his chest. Everyone quickly froze in motion ready for the weapons effect... but nothing happened!
             "HA! You morons! That did nothing at all to me!" yelled Bill Cosby! With that he went to shoot the group. Right as he was about to shoot his breasts emerged, growing emensly in size. They covered over the barrels just as he went to fire. BOOOOOOM! He shot off his own breasts, hurting himself emensly! Club Bearer then ran towards him and smacked him several times with his club. Fast Guy then ran too quickly up to the rafters and grabbed several chains. He then came back down and wrapped Cosbot instantly. He then feel asleep for a little catnap he needed (he's too fast, get it?). Cosbot, now vanquished spoke his final words.
            "I must tell you Foom Man... before I expire... you've beaten me. The pudding is yours."
            "Thank you Cosbot," Foom Man replied. "But why would I want your pudding?"
            "Oh, you foolish kiddo," the Cosbot replied, now spasing out, "Your buddy with the club 'n' all over there smashed you and made you forget that you become incredibly strong when you eat Jello Pudding."
             "My... yes, yes!" Foom Man said in a tone that showed he was remembering. He then walked to a nearbye puddle of pudding and cupped up a handful. He ate it, and then quickly flexed. "Haza! I now posses strength superior to that of my father, Super-" he began, but was quickly halted when Club Bearer smashed him upside the head, knocking him out and making him forget the entire event... including the fact theat pudding make him strong as Superman. He picked him up over his shoulder, and the group retreated to their lair at the local Burger Monarch. Cosbot exploded as they left, sending shrapnel everywhere.
            "So... now what do we do?" Fast Guy asked.
            "I dunno... wanna go tip some cows?" Space Toaster asked
            "Sure," Homeless Man spoke.