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| Intergalactic Feud Continues To Space, And So On! |
| Intergalactic Feud Continues To Space, And So On! |
| When the group broke the atmosphere, the jet made many mechanical noises, signaling to the guys that the jet indeed could adapt to space travel. "Alright, where to now?" Homeless Man asked. The group sat in silence as the jet flew through space. Foom Man began twidling his thumbs as Fast Guy began to whistle. "How about that thing?" Space Toaster suggested as he pointed to the large spaceship to their left. "Sounds like a plan," Homeless Man said as he steered it towards the craft They flew the jet until they reached the ship, then sat yet again in silence. "How do we board?" Foom Man asked. "I've got an idea," Space Toaster said. With that the jet was seen slamming into the space ship, crashing right into it. When the group regained their land legs, they all unbuckled and stood up. Space Toaster aimed his gun, shot it, and a door came out and hit the wall of the jet that hit the ship. He opened the door to the inside of the space ship and our heroes entered. "Kinda warm for a metallic fortress I must add." "HELLO!" Fast Guy yelled, hands cupped around his mouth. the echo rang up and down the halls. The ship was chrome filled, wall to wall, and very, very shiny. "Spooky alien-type asswipes?" "Must you call everyone an asswipe?" Homeless Man asked. Fast Guy shrugged. Then, a strange noise was heard, and several small aliens appeared out of nowhere, transported. The aliens were kind of short, a brown color, had two arms and legs, a tail, and a big awakward donut shapped head. "We are the Fruit Loopians." Silence. "Hi," Foom Man belowed in his heroic voice as he got on one knee and shook their hands, "I'm with these guys, the Ultra Acquaintances." "We have superior technology to you, and it is neat," The alien responded. "What is your name?" "Oh, I'm FO-" BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!! Alien guts splattered everywhere as Foom Man kneeled in silence and closed his eyes, grimicing at what he had just done. He stood up shamefully, and was smacked upside the head by Space Toaster. Suddenly, another group of aliens was transported infront of them, the same type. "Hello Man of Foom, I am Jifranticon, but you may call me Jiffy." "Hi Jiffy," Foom Man responded with his square-chinned smile. The alien nodded. "Um, aren't you mad about uh..." Foom Man aimed his fingers at the guts flung on walls behind them, and the large hole in the wall. "What, those guys? Nah, they were assholes. No one cared about em, that'll teach them to have five kids in our already overpopulated society." "You're telling me," Mono said. The aliens and Mono shared a nice laugh, and when Club Bearer began to join in they stopped instantly. "The annoying one is Club Bearer, I'm Mono. This dickwad is Space Toaster." Space Toaster shook his fist. "These guys are uh... the rest. What can we do for you?" The aliens then took the group to a deliberation room, not to be confused with an interogation room for explanation. They explained to our heroes that their race was in danger of being wiped out by the more efficient, more intelligent Drah Ydoow. The DY's were tall, tall beings, which of course meant they were very smart as well. They were using the Fruit Loopians as slaves up until this point in time where they simply decided to kill them off. The UAs were being asked to stop the threat of extinction. "Alright, let me discus the bargaining terms alone with them," Mono said to his comrades. The group nodded unassuringly and left. Five minutes later. "You settled for a Gameboy, some Skittles, and a Vanilla Coke?!" Homeless Man said. "Its a Gameboy advance shithead," Mono replied as he sipped his Vanilla Coke. "We want more than that!" Fast Guy yelled. "Now wait just a frickin' minute here," Foom Man said heroicly. "You mean to tell me we came all the way out here to help these freaksish imps for nothing but a reward? Now then, thats just unheard of. I am a superhero, and last time I check you were too. Where's the honor huh? We're supposed to defend anyone, for no reason at all. Its about nobility." "Damn straight," Space Toaster said with a hand on Foom Man's shoulder. "Actually if we don't they'll blow Earth up and eat us," Mono said. "Fine by me," Homeless Man said. With that the group walked back into the room where the Fruit Loopian elders waited. "You realize we could just kill them before they do anything and go home?" Fast Guy said. "Shut up," Mono replied. "Alright, let's get one thing straight:" Space Toaster began to proclaim, "We need our own HQ. We can't be sent off from here on one huge mission. We need a high-tech super fortress of doom." "We already have something for you." "A fortress?" Foom Man asked with an expression of upcoming happiness. The aliens nodded, and pointed to a nearby hangar. the group took off, Fast Guy obviously first, to find a large door. Upon their arrival, Foom Man and Space Toaster lifted the large metalic door out of the way to find this behind it, hanging in space: |
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| "Oh... its wonderful," Space Toaster said with a tear in his eyes as he fell to his knees in sorrow. "We figured you would want a more comfortable surrounding you were used to instead of this cold, sterile, efficent craft we trek in. Enjoy it." With that one of the aliens patted Fast Guy's sleeping body on the shoulder and walked away. |
| Well This Certainly Sucks For Them |
| Epic Load One: The Annoyance Reconasance |