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| This is the fan mail section theres not alot of it but hopefully one day there will be anyway I think most of the neddy e-mails are made up and the folk that liked the site well done you got the joke! | ||||||||||
| From: "Thomas Ross" Subject: i h8 fuckin moshers, they should die, read this cos i h8 moshers 2 yo, 2 FUCKIN RITE, moshers really r bent, p.s curt cobain killed himself so he could go and wank off the devil, moshers r bent, i couldnt beleive it when i found ur site, its sssoooo amazin, i hated moshers b4 i found this, and they all atand round together at school, a lass in my year is married to sum1 in sixth (also female), they are married illegally because a mosher we know as gothic priest married them illegally, there is also a complete freak that looks female but is male that we call jesus, he looks indentical to him (even though jesus doesnt live), i sometimes go out and pretend to prey to him for a luagh, also a phew monhs ago some people in my year smashed over a goths house, she is the king of goth, really scary fucker, also where i live (Newcastle, uk), there is somewhere called hippy green, all the moshers go there, the other week wehn i walked past there were moshers burning newspapaers + doing rituals on it, how fuckin bent is that!!!!?!!!!, tomorow to show how much i h8 them i will be chucking a rock of a moshers head, he is a little cocky thing 2 years younger than me in a different school, he is pissed off JUST because i tripped him up the little bastard, he shouted at me so it will mean i will just have to aim the rock at his temple, keep on killing the moshers, nirvana e.t.c SUCK, TRANCE MUSIK ROCKS-l8er Rossi + crammy nere Newcastle, uk p.s i am 15 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Ian Merry" Subject: j'aimerais venir mais je suis occupe hey, i am highly amused by ur site, i was in complete kinks & my boyf thout id finally lost it, which is nice! anywho, he shares ur opinions on moshers so he sed 2 say u rok, lots, even tho i am a mosher think u guys do 2. id like 2 say WE RULE...all! id also like 2 say my cousin walter got this cat stuck in his ass... bye bye SNARF!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Jayneeeeeee Subject: your site!!!! Hey I was really bored one night when i found THE best site in the world ever!!!!! I LOVE the stories, pictures etc (even though i admit, i am a mosher) and this is starting to sound really pathetic but you guys are soooo funny! ummmmmm, you probably get loads of e-mails giving you adoration and praise........so i'll shutup just to tell you, your site rocks! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Tallula Belle Subject: moshers are gay One this first. I do agree with you that moshers are gay. Me being a girl, they always ruin concerts for me, and are just peices of shit in general. Another thing that I agree with is that bands like Limp Bizkit suck, there just isn't any arguing that, it's the truth. But honestly. They are nothing but corporate rock. They aren't gansters, they are just faggots who like dick in their ass. You are giving them way to much credit. Another thing is Dave Grohl did not kill Kurt Cobain. El Duche says Alan killed Kurt Cobain. If you don't believe me you can rent the documentary called Kurt and Courtney and it will tell you all about it. You have a good site, but there is way to much bull shit on it. One more thing. Real Satanic people don't listen to "moshing" music. The know that it sucks. All these little freaky freaky kids are not satanic. They probally don't even know, like yourself, what the relegion is about. I know that this is probally just a soppf, because if you are serious then you have a lot of learning to do. Kristi ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From : [email protected] Subject : Help! Dear Mini Me and other person! The other day i was sitting in my friends flat listening to sum 41 when we looked out of the window and we saw about 6 moshers (or sheep, they were copying each other) and i decided to throw eggs at em, and after getting all six of them they started crying because their "slipknot" & "mudvayne" hoodies were getting dirty so I thought i would get them out of their misery so i went downstairs and out the door and after one punch to each of em, they died! I didnt mean to kill him but it was all in the moment and I am feeling very low! Do you reckon that I should get on with my life and would you say that killing moshers is a good thing because i am feeling quite bad. ---The man who done the world a favour! --- |
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