CAMPING

Vwelcome to the summary of our camp trip. This camp trip included Fred (Derfjinder Jatinder Dhaliwal), Josh (Mangina Steckley), Jimmy (Momo), Mike (Bitch Titties), Mark (Pilsbury Snoring Flojo) and Min (Mindonesian Kwan). Sounds like a long weiner link to me. We should of put Oscar Meyer stickers on the side of our vehicles. We didn't need girls though, cause we had each other. We bonded like how real men should (head down). Actually, it didn't matter. We were all glad to get get away from Chancouver for a few days. Being away makes you forget about all the crap you have to deal with. Hey, I got an idea. Lets go camping forever!! Anyway, time to step into my chamber of stories and amateur pornography.

This was the cabin we stayed in and this is the view in front of our cabin.

BEFORE Jimmy	AFTER Jimmy
This is Derf sitting on a miniture chair. He looks kind of gay and constipated.	This is Derf and Jimmy on the the miniture chair together. Now he looks really gay but just as constipated.

	This is Fred trying to fend off the diarrhea that would soon victimize him.
Unfortunetly for Fred, it didn't settle it

	Due to food poisoning Fred was in the crapper for most of the trip. This was probably his 16th diarrhea session. His butthole was sore from pissing out gravy at excessively high speeds. Although he's sporting a smile he was not overly joyed by my crazy antics. Keep it going Fred, you're doing a good job.

First thing I have to say is BAD MOVE! You don't want to be unconscious at 3pm with 6 drunk guys who can't find anything to do.

The mangina bares itself again for another camping trip. It was only 3pm but the moon was out in full force.

Cats eating Calvin's leftover puke. Poor cats, how can they get any attention after the last picture.

Hey Mark, there's someone who doesn't think your very tough.	CLICK PLAY

This is the only picture of Mike, that's why it's up. Since the picture is not very stimulating I'm going to add some irrelevent dialogue. Mark is a closet freak. He mooned me while no one else was around cause he thought I was sleeping. Little did he know I woke up last second to see him pulling up his pants. Why would you moon someone who is sleeping and have no one to witness it either?. I'm guessing he gets his jollies that way. Who knew?

	I'm getting sick of doing this so I'm ending it here. As the webmasturbater I have the authority to do this. The downside of the camping trip was Fred and Jimmy getting sick and Mark snoring. May you all be merry, girls not so hairy, wallets full, personality with less bull, you only live once, don't be a dunce. I'm freaking leaving, life is deceiving.