Funny Links :

BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL : Why not ??
BOY : I'm broke.
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BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
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GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away??
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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest..
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple..
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CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed tome? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour..
PETER : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
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Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.
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Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
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Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
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Jimmy : Mom, can I have two piece of cake?
Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.
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Woman : How can I ever repay you for your kindness and consideration to me?
Man: By check, money order or cash.

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Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I'm seated.
Lily : So what do you do?
Sam : I close my eyes

 WHAT IS "MISTAKE" ?!

If a barber makes a mistake, It's a new style...
If a driver makes a mistake, It is an accident...
If a doctor makes a mistake, It's an operation...
If a engineer makes a mistake, It is a new venture...
If parents make a mistake, It is a new generation...
If a politician makes a mistake, It is a new law...
If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a new invention...
If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a new fashion...
If a teacher makes a mistake, It is a new theory...
If our boss makes a mistake, It is our mistake...
If an employee makes a mistake, It is a "MISTAKE!!!!"

 HAPPY OR SAD ENDING?! LOL

This New York guy left home for work on Sept, 11 at about 6 AM  to go to his office in the World Trade Center.
When he got to  Manhattan, he went  to his girlfriend's apartment in the Village, turned his cell phone off, and thought of spending some good time with her.
At about  11:00 am, while still at her place, he turned his cell phone back on, and a second later it rang. He answered, and it was his wife who screamed at him, "Where are you?" I've been trying to call you for an hour. I've been worried sick about You !!! So he answered, "Where do you think I am? I'm in my  office!!!!!!!!!!!"

 THE MEANINGLESS WORDS!!

Recently a survey was conducted by the U.N. worldwide.
The question asked was, " Would you please give your opinion about the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure.
-In Africa they did not know what 'food' meant.
-In Western Europe, they did not know what 'shortage' meant.
-In Eastern Europe they did not know what 'opinion' meant.
-In South America they did not know what 'please' meant.
-And in the U.S. they did not know what 'the rest of the world' meant.

 MEOW...

One day a dog was so smart his mom sent him to college. While he was on a holiday vacation, his mom asks him how his grades are. He replied, "I'm doing pretty good but my best subject is in foreign language." "Oh yeah, say something in a foreign language for me." "Meow" said the dog.

DRIVING!!!

* One hand on wheel, one hand out of window : Chicago.
* One hand on wheel, one hand on horn : New York.
* One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.
* Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror : Ohio, but driving in California.
* Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.
* One hand on horn, one hand greeting, one ear on cell phone, one ear listening to loud music, foot on accelerator, conversation with someone in next car : Welcome to Iran!

 HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?!

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has ONLY 365' days. Typical academic year for a student. 

1.  Fridays (in Iran Fridays are holiday)  -52, Fridays  in a year, you know Fridays  are for rest. days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 30 days. days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30days. days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) -means 15 days days left 81.
7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays) -40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness at least 3 days. remaining days 3.
10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can you study at that day?" Balance days 0
"How  then can a student pass ?????"

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