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| WELCOME TO MILFTON CENTRAL Enjoy the ride, hang on, it's not a ride, it's an experience! |
| Hey look everybody, I'm a movie star! Yep, fully fledged, well really only partly fledged! This is now the entry point to the site, you must click me to enter, please click me in a nice spot as there need not be any vindictivity towards myself. Plus, I'll feel it when done, like a voodoo kind of thing. Hey, look I know I can spin shit with the best of them, but if you're still reading this then it's your own fault, well technically it's mine because I'm still typing. Hey, here's an idea, click me and see what happens! Rock on, and in the now immortal words of my movie with no relevance to my site at all but they just plain rock... "Immortality, take it, it's yours!" |
| There's far too much empty space down here can you believe the crazyness?! |