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| Chapter 4: Classics of 6th grade(2000 - 2001) - Chris sat down at the lunch table. He starred at the table, then he pulled a roll of 50 pennies out of him pocket and put them on the table. The way he did this was hularious. -on my birthday, I was having some of my best friends come over to my house off the bus after school. Everyone came up to my classroom on the third floor with there notes(Including Chris). We walked down stairs and we all turned and went down another set of stairs. Chris, didn't though. He kept on walking down the hall. He noticed that we turned once he reached the end of the long hall -on the bus, Chris was sitting with me. On the seat, there was a drawing of a shape that looked like the sun. I asked Chris what it was. "It's A Donkey" he yelled. - Chris said, "Water is too spicey for me to eat." -On the bus we drove past an apple tree. Chris said, "Apple trees taste good." -Chris was at my house. Me, Chris, and MC were wrestling in the dark. Chris said he had to go to the bathroom. He ran toward the stairs. Then, Me and MC heard a BANG! Chris ran into the wall! -Me and Roller asked chris to read a sign that said, "avoid Carreer Confusion." Under that is showed a person saying, "I'm s-s-s-s-so tired". Chris read it as: "Avoid. . .Carreer. . . Conversation. 5 5 5 5 5 " -In lunch, we always stole Chris's stuff. Once, we stole his shorts and hung them from the bottom of the table. He was looking for them. He looked under the table and didn't notice! -Chris walked up to me and said, "Shoidy Doo Bop" -Chris was at Roman's House. They were on the computer. Then, for no reason, chris got up and started running around the room screaming, "We're all going down!" -I wanted to walk past a line of students. Suddenly, there was a gap in line. I looked and saw the gap was because chris was walking so slow. -Chris runs funny. He keeps his hands in his pocket, bends over a little and attempts to whistle while he runs! -When I was driving to my soccer game when I was going to play against Chris's Team, we drove past chris's house. Chris was standing in the middle of his yard wearing his jersey and starring at his soccer ball that he was holding. Chapter 5: A new Confused One That year, there was a new kid in our school, Jeremy Seebohm. He was just like Chris! He always got losts and he was always confued when people talked to him. Check out SEEBOHM CLASSICS! - Seebohm went to the attendence office with me. I turned into the door of the attendence office, but he kept on walking straight. I did what I needed to in the attendence office, and went back to class thinking that he did already. When I got to class he wasn't there. 10 minutes, he came back and said, "I got lost." -Jeremy Seebohm was annoying our teacher, Mrs. Lamb, so she sent him to a different teacher's room, Mr. Matecki's room. about 20 minutes later, Mr. Matecki called Mrs. Lamb and said, "Jeremy just walked in the door of my class room. Why is he here?" jeremy said he got lost -Jeremy gets confused when teachers ask him a question and he always askes dumb questions. -our Social Studies class was in The Library. Jeremy was not there when class started. There are two doors on the library, but one is always locked. 5 minutes after class started we heard banging on the locked door. The librarian unlocked it and Jeremy was standing there. - MANY MORE!! Chapter 6: Back to Chris - Classics of Summer of 2001 and 7th Grade(2001-2002) -Me, Chris and other humans were invited to a party. We all came on time, except Chris. We all waited 20 minutes for him, then we called. He thought the party was in 3 days! - I was talking to Chris on the phone at 7:45PM and he said, "My mom should be home soon. She is coming back at 6:00PM" -Chris stayed after school for Jazz band. I also stayed after and after school I went outside to wait for my mom to pick me up. Chris's car pulled up and Chris's dad came out. He waved to me, then went inside the school to get Chris. I waited 5-10 minutes and he did not come out. Then, Chris came out of the car that his dad came in. How did this happen? Nobody knows. -Chris had swimming in gym. He brought a towel to school, but not his swimming trunks. -I once again asked Chris to read the sign that said, "Avoid Carreer Confusions Syndrum," and had the person saying, "Im s-s-s-so tired" Chris said: "Avoid...Carreer...Confusion...syrup. I'm s-s-s-s wait! What does that say. What did I think this sign said last year? I'm 3-3-3-3-3 or something? Mike? What's going on!!" -Me and Roller walked to band with Chris. We both got drinks, so we were walking ahead of Chris. Suddenly, we heard a loud bang and Chris screaming, "OW!!!" Apparently, he slipped on water on the ground and slid into the instruments on the ground. -I told Chris to go to uproar.com and click on play family fued and he said, "Cool. What is it called?" |
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