| Chapter 6: Classics of summer of 2001 and 7th Grade(2001-2002)(CONTINUED) -Chris pointed at the table and said, "It's a rainforest." (5 minutes later) "Really Mike, it is a rainforest!look!" -Chris and Jeremy were sent by a teacher to go to see Mrs. Subsara. They went down the stairs andthen turned around and went back. They asked the teacher who Mrs. Subsara was. -Chris got his report card and we began talking about making the honor roll. Chris said, "Too bad they didn't raise my grade a little, or i'd make honor roll all 3 years of 6th grade. -Chris had to tie his shoes and he said, "I need to tie my shoes and count by 3's" - I was talking to Chris and I said, "You went to Roman's house today? That STINKS!!" Chis asked me how I knew that he did and I said sarcatically, "I was spying on you." Chris replied, "Oh! That was your white van!?" - Whenever you call Chris while he is online, you hear the opperater say, "I'm sorry, but this person has not activated their voicemail yet." - Roller told Chris to call a number on the phone because he dialed it by mistake trying to call Chris and it had a funny answering machine. Then, Roller told chris the samething about another number, and CHris called it. Roller actually gave him Rob's number! Roller later called Rob and asked him if Chris called him and he said, "Oh! That is who that was!! My sister answered the phone and she said hi and the person on the other line said "Huh?" quietly then hung up. - I told Roller that I called a number by mistake and it had a funny number, right after he fell for Roller's trick. I gave him Mike Czwojdak's number!! Later in school, Mike asked me, "Why did Chris call me yesterday?" - I saw this helicopter toy in Chris's Room and said, "What's this?" Chris said, "I'll show you!" He winds it up and it goes flying around the room breaking everything and Chris just picks it up and with a serious face said, "I think your supposed to use it outside." -Chris was starring at his plant and fiddling with it, and then He broke a huge branch off!! -Chris and his sister were fighting and I just randomly took a picture. When it showed up on the computer screen, it was a close up of Chris's sisters @ss!!! -Chris's cat smelled bad and his mom said it was passing gas and locked it in the basement. Chris couldn't stop laughing. -We were playing with Chris's virtual reality thing and Chris kicked a chair, tripped over the dog, and thought his head hit the ceiling when I balanced a pillow on his head. -Me and Chris were playing this game with these little balls, and a ball rolled behind something and fell in a hole in the ground. When I saw that there was a hole in the ground, I was amused -Chris called the Classroom connection, but could not figure out how to work it. I got on the other line and pressed buttons for him. Then, we got to the part where you leave a message and right before it I heard a bang in the other room and then over the phone i heard Chris whisper, "huh?" Then I started laughing and he heard me and started laughing too, and when we stopped we heard the opperater on the phone say, "Your message has been recorded." Me and Chris made a message laughing the whole time!!! - Me and Jeremy slept over at Chris's house. We were sleeping(wink, wink) and it was dark in the room, so you couldn't see anything. We told Chris to get us drinks and he went into the kitchen. We quickly dumped all of his toys on the coach, where he was sleeping for the night. Then, when Chris came back i said, "Chris! Jump on the coach!" He said "OK!!" and he dove onto it. He did not see the toys in the dark and me and Jeremy laughed to death when we heard the loud clunk!! - There was a Jello mold thing hanging on Chris's Kitchen wall. See Chris must use Jello molds as decorations and pictures as Jello molds. - Ok! This is a funny one!! We were sitting in Chris's room playing my gamecube. We were recording wipeouts that were funny onto his computer for about 2 hours. Suddenly, Jeremy said, "What the heck, Chris!! Your pillow just moved!" We all looked at Chris's bed and we didn't see anything. We just thought Jeremy was confuzed. Then, 10 minutes later, a cat came running past us from under the bed. We all laughed. Thhen, 5 minutes later, another cat come out from under his bed!! - Oh my goodness!! If any of you go to Chris's house, ask him about his movies. Mike Roman made one with him(That stinks) and it was so funny that me and roller made another. It is impossible to watch either of them without falling out of your chair laughing 10 times!! And when we were recording the one, it was so funny. We were taping over this one movie he made. It shows a box rolling down the stairs, then chris comes out of it. Then Chris is shaking the water bed so the box moves. Chris is saying, "It's an ocean!" And laughing. It looks so funny!! Those movies, though, are really the funniest thing I have seen in my life! |