Chapter 1: The Beginning of the Confusion It all started in fifth grade. The Year was 1999 and 2000. Me, Chris, and Roller were all in the same class. I had known Chris since Kindergarten. He had always been one of my best friends. Same thing with Roller: He was one of my best friends since Kindergarten. I never noticed anything odd about Chris. But, that year, I could see it clearly. He Was Confused! Almost every thing he did was very, very funny. He did every thing strangily. We laughed at the way he ate, walked, said stuff, did things, etc. Because of Chris, Life became much funnier. . . Chapter 2:Classics of 5th grade(1999 - 2000) -Of course the lever sequence. Our teacher was reading to our class and me and Mike watched Chris. He was starring at a lever on a book case. Then, he starred at his finger. Then back at the lever. He seemed to have had an idea. He slowly moved his finger toward the lever and tapped it lightly. SNAP!! The lever made a loud noise like a peice of wood cracking and Chris jumped back. Me and Mike could not stop laughing. The teacher asked, "what IS so funny?" As I laughed, I said, "Chris...(Laugh). . . hit. . .(Laugh). . .the lever...(laugh laugh laugh)" -Chris later described the lever sequence. "I was just sitting there, and I wanted to put my finger down. I didn't even know it was there, and it surprised me!" -I pretended to say something about chris to Mike. I said loudly "Mike, Chris is a. . ." then i wispered, "Swa Swa" to mike. Then Mike said, "Chris, I never knew." Chris replied in a funny voice, "Never knew what!?" -Brad asked Chris when his birthday was. In a vampire-like accent chris said, "Febuary" as he said this he moved his hands like a "Ta da" kinda thing, -Chris was starring at the ceiling and the teacher called on him to answer a question. He didn't say or do anything. -While the teacher was reading to us, me and mike went behind a curtain and told chris to come. Suddenly, we saw tons of movement. Chris couldn't get under the curtain! -Chris can not eat spicey food or he will need to get something stuck up his nose. So, we put a spicey chip in his food and he ate it. -Chris walks like a pigion: He moves his head back in forth as he walks and he is bending over a little. We call it the Chris Trot. -IF YOU REMEMBER MORE E-MAIL ME: [email protected] Chapter 3: New Grade, New Year, Same Confusion The Next year Chris remained confused. In 6th grade, Chris was on my bus and he came to my house a lot, so even though he wasn't in any of my classes, I still saw him a lot. He was still just as hularious. But lately, he has been acting kind of less confused. Everyone that know's Chris hopes that his confusion doesn't become extincted. |
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