Tuesday August 9th 2005: Kevin Mangus has stepped down from the position of district manager, in the awake of this event everyone please celebrate. Oh and by the way last night I won the decathlon on intelevision beating out Shaun Poteracki, Tony Ianarelli, and Chris Plaza. Some consider the winner of the decatlon the best athlete ever, I agree. Oh yeah and the Red Wings signed Chris Osgood...wtf?
Saturday August 6th 2005: If you ever want to meet the biggest assholes in the world just take a trip to Guitar Center. I purchased a "Madonna" mic online today, can't wait till it arrives.
Wednesday July 27th 2005: Kevin Mangus is a piece of shit.
Saturday July 16th 2005: He came and he went...The world renowned Roby has packed his bags and left the band...this of course occured before he was even recruited into the band. No other word can describe the audition better than "Bust". With timing worse than a metronome leaking battery acid, and notes that werent meant to ever be hit vocally, this kid just didnt cut it...oh yeah and most importantly he sounded nothing like Billie Jean. So to all of those who read this...We still need a vocalist, come audition, we will pay you if you sound like Billie. Auditions are every Saturday around 11:00 AM. Well I guess that's it for now, updates will be soon to come.