THE NIGHTMAYOR OF NELSON
THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF PUKE
WITH SONGS I HAVE SUNG FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
THE HILLS FILL MY HEART WITH THE SOUND OF PUKE
MY HEART WANTS TO BUTCHER EVERY SONG IT CAN'T BEAR
CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN SEARCH HIGH AND LOW
SEARCHING FOR WEED TODAY EVERYWHERE I KNOW
CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN SMOKE BY THE STREAM
WHEN I GET THE MUNCHIES I EAT MY ICE CREAM
FUCK A DEER A FEMALE DEER HEY I FUCKED IT UP THE BUM
PUKE A NAME I CALL MYSELF IT'S THE WRONG WRONG WAY TO CUM
MY HEAD LICE MY HEAD LICE EVERY MORNING YOU GREET ME
SMALL AND WHITE ITCH ALL NIGHT YOU LOOK HAPPY TO EAT ME
SNOT DROPS ON NOSES AND DEAD POLITICIANS
BIG TACKY HEAD JOINTS THEY ARE MY AMBITIONS
BUTCHERING JULIE'S SONGS WITH GUITAR STINGS
THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS
YOU'VE HAD SIX BEERS GOING ON SEVEN BEERS
BABY IT'S TIME TO THINK
BETTER BE CANNY AND CAREFUL
BABY YOU'RE ON THE DRINK
HOW DO SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE PUKE?
HOW DO YOU CATCH A PUKE AND PIN HIM DOWN?
HOW DO YOU FIND A WORD THAT MEANS PUKE?
A FLIBBERTY GIBBIT A RIGHT FUCKIN' CLOWN
THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF PUKE
WITH SONGS I HAVE SUNG FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
THE HILLS FILL MY HEART WITH THE SOUND OF PUKE
NOW I WANT TO BUTCHER EVERY SONG I CAN'T BEAR
THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF PUKE
WITH SONGS I HAVE SUNG AFTER TOO MANY BEERS
THE BEER FILLS MY BLADDER I SMOKE POT THROUGH A BONG
THEN I'M IN THE MOOD TO BUTCHER JULIE ANDREWS SONGS
HEY JULIE I CAN PLAY THE VIOLIN TOO!
I'M NOT HUMAN
I'M NOT A MEMBER OF THE HUMAN RACE
I COME FROM ANOTHER PLANET
MY NAME IS ZARG I'M FROM ZOG
I WANT TO GO - GO BACK HOME
I'M NOT A MEMBER OF THE HUMAN RACE
I'M NOT HUMAN
I DON'T LIKE THIS FUCKED UP PLANET
THIS PLANET'S DYING - DYING FAST
BUILD BIG BOMBS TO KILL US ALL
ANOTHER CIVILIZATION DIES
POLITICIAN'S REAPER
SHE'S GOT HER JOB AND SHE IS MEAN
SHE'S A POLITICIAN KILLING MACHINE
WIPES OUT THE EVIL GREEDY LIARS
TORTURES THEM FIRST WITH KNIVES AND PLIERS
POLITICIAN'S REAPER POLITICIAN'S REAPER
DOES HER JOB VERY WELL
PLOTICIAN'S REAPER POLITICIAN'S REAPER
SENDS THEM ALL STRAIGHT TO HELL
PLAYS WITH THEM FIRST GIVE THEM SOME PAIN
SHE IS TOMENTED DRIVEN INSANE
TORTURES THEM SLOWLY UNTIL THEY ARE DEAD
WITH THEIR LAST GASP SHE CUTS OFF THEIR HEAD
IF YOU'RE A POLITICIAN YOU HAD BETTER WATCH OUT
SHE'S MOUNTED ON HER HORSE AND HAVE NO DOUBT
IF YOU SEE HER YOU'LL BE DEAD SOON
IF YPU'RE A POLITICIAN PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM
POLITICIAN'S REAPER SHE IS MEAN
POLITICIAN'S REAPER KILLING MACHINE
POLITICIAN'S REAPER DRIVEN INSANE
POLITICIAN'S REAPER GIVE THEM SOME PAIN
DRESSES FOR INHUMANITY
JOIN THE THOUSANDS OF NEW ZEALANDER'S ALREADY BOOKED
AND HEADING OFF TO WELLINGTON THE CITIZENS ARE HOOKED
DI'S BEEN DEAD NOW FOR THREE YEARS
DONATE SOME MONEY AND SHED SOME TEARS
COME AND LOOK AT DEAD DI'S DRESSES
DRESSES FOR INHUMANITY
SHE SHAKES THE HANDS OF LEGLESS CHILDREN
CAUSED BY BRITISH LANDMINES
A PHOTOGRAPHIC OPPORTUNITY
A SIGN OF THE TIMES
SHE'D GIVE SOME MONEY TO THE KIDS IF SHE COULD CARE LESS
BUT INSTEAD SHE'LL GO AND BUY A MILLION DOLLAR DRESS
WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP PERSON WOULD YOU HAVE TO BE?
TO SPEND A MILLION ON A DRESS - INHUMANITY
CAMPERVAN
MR CITIZEN'S ON HOLIDAY
PARKED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE TO GO
HE'S ON HOLIDAY HIS BRAIN'S GONE NUMB
DESTINATION NELSON HERE HE COMES
DESTINATION NELSON HERE HE COMES
AND HE'S DRIVING A CAMPER VAN
ON THE OPEN AT SEVENTY K'S
SIX CARS BEHIND HIM HE'S IN A DAZE
NORMALLY DRIVES A CIVIC NOT A THREE TON VAN
STAY WELL AWAY AS FAR AS YOU CAN
DRIVING ALONG READING HIS MAP
MR CITIZEN HIS BRAINS ARE CRAP
TRYING TO FIND KAITERITERI
IT'S CHRISTMAS HE'S STRESSED BUT MERRY
I'M GLAD I'M MAD
YOU'VE GOT YOUR HUMAN CAGE IN SUBURBAN ZOO
YOU COME HOME FROM WORK - WHAT DO YOU DO?
TURN ON THE TELLY - EAT YOUR MACDONALDS CRAPPY MEAL
HAVE A DOSE OF BOTH THEN PUKE THEM UP - HOW DO YOU FEEL?
I DON'T MIND BEING MAD IF BEING LIKE YOU IS NORMAL
I'M MAD I'M MAD I'M GLAD I'M MAD IF BEING LIKE YOU IS NORMAL
A SENSIBLE HAIRCUT - A SUIT AND A TIE
WORK AND CONFORM UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE
PUTTY IN THE HANDS OF THOSE THAT HOLD IT - OF THOSE THAT HOLD I T
PUTTY - JUST LIKE SHIT - SO EASILY MOULDED
YOU MAY THINK THAT I AM MAD BUT I DON'T FUCKIN' CARE
LIVING MY LIFE JUST LIKE YOU IS MORE THAN I COULD BEAR
TRUEBLISS TONIGHT
WANNA-BE SPICE GIRLS ON YOUR T.V
FROM BEGINNING TO END FOR YOU TO SEE
SUCK IN THE MASSES WATCH THIS NEW BAND
CORPORATE CRAP THEY'VE GOT THE RIGHT BRANDS
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
THAT I WANT TO FUCK YOU
ANOTHER CRAPPY LOVE SONG WHAT A LOAD OF
SHITE
I WANNA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU TONIGHT
IF I LISTEN TO YOUR SONG YOU'LL FUCK ME IN THE HEAD
I DON'T WANNA BE FUCKED BY YOU I'D RATHER BE DEAD
MANUFACTURED TOP TWENTY DRIBBLE
FOR PEOPLE WHOSE BRAINS ARE VERY LITTLE
YET ANOTHER LOVE SONG BY NUMBERS
MAKES THE STUPID EVEN DUMBER
BABIES ARE HORRIBLE
BABIES...
PISS AND SHIT EVERYWHERE
THEY JUST DO NOT FUCKIN' CARE
SLIMEY LITTLE BASTARDS COVERED IN SHIT
VOMIT PISS AND DRIBBLE THEY BATHE IN IT
BABIES ARE HORRIBLE I DON'T LIKE THEM
THEY'RE NOISY LITTLE FUCKERS THEY SCREAM ALL DAY
THEY'RE ALWAYS ON THE FLOOR GETTING IN THE WAY
THEY SEEM TO VOMIT AND REGURGITATE
EVERYTHING THAT THEY FUCKIN' ATE
NANNY STATE
SHE TREATS ME LIKE A LITTLE KID
THE FUCKED UP SYSTEM ALWAYS DID
CAUSE I AM A CHILD OF NANNY STATE
SHE WANTS TO BE MY MOTHER
SHE IS MY BIG BROTHER
CAUSE I AM A CHILD OF NANNY STATE
WHO'S MY MOTHER? NANNY STATE!
AND I'VE GOT A BROTHER THAT I HATE
CAUSE I AM A CHILD OF NANNY STATE
AND I'VE GOT A BIG BROTHER THAT I HATE
NANNY STATE OH NANNY STATE
YOU AND BIG BROTHER I REALLY HATE
IT'S JUST LIKE BEING BACK AT SCHOOL
SHE TREATS ME LIKE A FUCKIN' FOOL
CAUSE I AM A CHILD OF NANNY STATE
SHE ALWAYS TRYS TO RUN MY LIFE
SHE WANTS ME TO GET A WIFE
CAUSE I AM A CHILD OF NANNY STATE
CAUSE I'VE GOT A BIG BROTHER THAT I HATE
CAUSE I AM A CHILD OF NANNY STATE
HER CAMERAS ARE WATCHING ME
WHY CAN'T SHE LET ME BE?
CAUSE I AM A CHILD OF NANNY STATE
SHE LIKE TO USE HER CENSORSHIP
WHAT A FUCKIN' LOAD OF SHIT
CAUSE I AM A CHILD OF NANNY STATE
THIS IS THE DAY
QUEENIE AND CHARLIE SIT DOWN FOR TEA
POSH FOOD MAKES YOU FART YOU SEE
QUEENIE LIFTS A CHEEK AND LETS OUT A RIPPER
"I THINK I HAD BETTER GO TO THE SHITTER"
CHARLIE SAYS TO QUEENIE "THAT WASN'T PROPER
I THINK I HAD BETTER CALL A COPPER"
"NO YOU DON'T IF I WANT TO FART I WILL"
SHE PICKS UP A KNIFE WITH THE INTENT TO KILL
QUEENIE SHOVES THE KNIFE THROUGH CHARLIES HEAD
BRAINS SPEW OUT BUT CHARLIES NOT DEAD
CHARLIE GETS A CHAINSAW AND STARTS EVISCERATING
CHARLIE GETS HORNY AND STARTS MASTURBATING
CHARLIE GETS SO HORNY HE CHOPS HIS MOTHER INTO BITS
HE SAWS OUT HER CUNT AND HE SAWS OFF HER TITS
CHARLIE STARTS TO FUCK ALL THE BLOODY BITS OF MEAT
CHARLIE THINKS THIS IS GREAT THIS IS BLOODY NEAT
AND THIS IS THE DAY THAT CHARLIE
SAWS HIS MOTHER INTO TINY LITTLE BITS
AND THIS IS THE DAY THAT CHARLIE
PLAYS WITH HIS MOTHER'S COLD DEAD TITS
AND THIS IS THE DAY THAT CHARLIE
DISCOVERS THE JOYS OF FUCKING THE DEAD
AND THIS THE DAY THAT CHARLIE
FUCKS HIS MOTHERS SAWN OFF HEAD
ALL THESE YEARS MY DICKS BEEN ILL
THIS IS BETTER THAN A VIAGRA PILL
I THINK I'LL GO AND DIG UP DIANA
I'D LIKE TO TRY FUCKING A ROTTING DIANA
BIG FAT RATS
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS SENT UP INTO SPACE
WHAT'S THE FUCKIN' HURRY WHAT'S THE FUCKIN' RACE?
THOSE IN POWER CANT WAIT FOR THE TRIP
LIKE BIG FATS LEAVING A SINKING SHIP
BIG FAT RATS BIG FAT RATS BIG FAT RATS
LEAVING A SINKING SHIP
THEY'VE FUCKED THIS PLANET AND THEY KNOW IT FOR SURE
THEY WANT TO LEAVE BUT LEAVE THE POOR
MAKE A NEW HOME ON PLANET MARS
THEY'LL TAKE THEIR MONEY AND THEY'LL TAKE THRIR CARS
THEY'LL FUCK THAT PLANET JUST THE SAME
THE HUMAN VIRUS TO DESTROY'S IT'S NAME
SPEADING FAST THROUGH OUT THE UNIVERSE
SPREADING FAST AND GROWING WORST
I WANT AN UZI
I WANT TO BLOW AWAY SOME FUCKWITS HEAD
I WANT TO SHOOT THE BASTARD DEAD
BLOW HIS BRAINS INTO RED AND WHITE MUSH
WITH AN UZI - WHAT A RUSH
I WANT AN UZI
I'M A PSYCHOPATHIC KILLING MACHINE
WITH MY UZI I'LL BE MEAN
GET OUT OF MY WAY OR I'LL BLOW YOU TO BITS
IN ONE OF PSYCHOPATHIC FITS
I'M A PIG
WHEN I WAS AT SCHOOL I GOT PICKED ON A LOT
SO WHEN I GREW UP I BECAME A COP
THEY GAVE ME POWER AND A BATON TOO
SO NOW I CAN PICK ON YOU
SO WHEN YOU SEE ME WALK THE BEAT
GIVE ME NO SHIT CAUSE I'M THE HEAT
SO SONNY JIM IF YOU GIVE ME SHIT
I'LL HAVE YOU ARRESTED BEFORE YOU KNOW IT
YOU'RE SCUM OF THE EARTH I DON'T BLUDGE OF THE STATE
I'M PROUD OF MY JOB AND IT'S YOU THAT I HATE
CONFORM TO MY LAWS AND I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE
CONFORM TO MY LAWS - BECOME A CLONE
I'M A PIG I'M A PIG I'M A PIG OINK OINK OINK
WE DRESS THE SAME IN NAVY BLUE
WE CONFORM SO YOU YOU
CONFORM CONFORM CONFORM CONFORM
CONFORM OR WE WILL HASSLE YOU
WE'RE THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF HYPOCRATES YOU'LL EVER MEET
CAUSE WE DON'T PRACTICE WHAT WHAT WE PREACH
WE BREAK LAWS JUST LIKE YOU
BUT WE GET AWAY WITH THE THINGS WE DO
CHICKEN FUCKER
YOU'RE A CHEMICAL CHICKEN FORMULATED TO GROW FAST
WITH HORMONES AND CRAP YOU'RE IN YOU CAGE YOU WILL NOT LAST
AS SOON AS YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH YOU'LL BE TUCKER
FED TO SOME STUPID STUPID FUCKER
THANKS TO THE COLONAL THANKS TO THE COLONAL
THANKS TO THE COLONAL THE CHICKEN FUCKER
CAUSE I AM A CHICKEN FUCKER I AM THE COLONAL
CHICKEN FUCKER CHICKEN FUCKER CHICKEN FUCKER
I AM THE COLONAL AND I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU
YOUR FEATHERS ARE BEAUTIFUL YOUR EYES ARE TOO
AND EVERYTIME I SEE YOU I GET HORNY
YOU REALLY MAKE ME WANT TO FORNI...CATE
FORNICATE FORNICATE CHICKENS MAKE ME WANT TO FORNICATE
CAN YOU GUESS WHAT ARE THE SECRET HERBS AND SPICES?
AND WHAT'S IN THAT WHITE SAUCE? CUM AND SPICES?
I AM THE COLONAL I LOVE TO FUCK CHICKENS
THEY'RE PERFECT FOR STICKING MY GREAT BIG DICK IN
THEY'RE PERFECT FOR STICKING MY GREAT BIG DICK IN
CAUSE I LOVE FUCKING FUCKIN' CHICKENS
CELLPHONE JUNKIE
WHAT DO I NEED FOR RELAXATION?
I NEED MY DOSE OF RADIATION
INJECT IT STRAIGHT INTO MY HEAD
IN THROUGH THE EAR MY CRAVINGS FED
I'M ADDICTED TO MY CELLPHONE
I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE TONE
I'VE GOT MY FASHION ACCESSARY
DIFFERENT COLOURED COVERS FOR YOU TO SEE
MY PHONE COSTS TOO MUCH IT KEEPS ME POOR
CELLPHONE JUNKIE I ALWAYS WANT MORE
I USE TOO MUCH THE MINUTES TICK AWAY
I'LL GIVE ALL MY MONEY TO TELECOM TODAY
SUCH AN EXPENSIVE HABIT TO FEED
A DOLLAR THIRTY NINE A MINUTE I NEED
I'VE GOT THE SHAKES I NEED MY PHONE
I NEED MY PHONE - MY PHONE I MOAN
I REALLY NEED IT I NEED IT YOU KNOW
TO HELP MY LOVELY TUMOUR GROW
DEATH TO ALL THE TELETUBBIES
LITTLE BUBBIES LYING IN HIS COT
LITTLE BUBBIES BRAINS HAVE TURNED TO ROT
LITTLE BUBBIES WATCHING TELETUBBIES
THEY LOOK LIKE BABIES WITH AERIALS ON THEIR HEADS
SCREENS IN THEIR STOMACHS I WISH THEY WERE DEAD
"WE LOOK LIKE BABIES AND WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS
WATCH US BELIEVE US OBEY TO THE END"
DEATH TO ALL THE TELETUBBIES
DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH
"DON'T LISTEN TO MUM JUST LISTEN TO US
DON'T LISTEN TO DAD HE'S JUST PUS
WE'RE FRIENDLY T.V'S WE KNOW WHATS BEST
OBEY THE T.V FORGET ALL THE REST"
"TRUST YOUR T.V WE'RE COLOURFUL AND CUTE
GROW UP WITH US YOUR BRAIN WE'LL ROOT
WE'RE BABIES JUST LIKE YOU WE CAN RELATE
WE'RE T.V'S TOO AND WE'RE YOUR MATES"
DESIGNER BABIES
WOULD YOU LIKE BROWN EYES OR WOULD YOU LIKE BLUE?
WOULD YOU LIKE THREE EYES OR STICK TO BLUE?
A DIFFERENT COLOUR FOR EACH EYE?
SOME LOVELY WINGS SO IT CAN FLY?
THEY CAN BUILD YOU A BABY
A LOVELY DESIGNER BABY
GIVE IT GILLS UNDERWATER IT CAN BREATHE?
PUT IN SOME PLANT GENES GIVE IT SOME LEAVES?
MAKE IT BOTH SEXES SO IT CAN FUCK ON ITS OWN?
HAVE ITS OWN BABIES WITH A BUILT IN PHONE?
GIVE IT WHEELS INSTEAD OF FEET?
AND A SQUARE HEAD COULD BE NEAT?
WHAT ABOUT FUR INSTEAD OF SKIN?
FEATHERS AND A DORSIL FIN?
EARTH CORPSE
MOTHER EARTH IS DYING WHAT A BLOODY MESS
HUMANS WILL RAPE HER TILL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT
THE POLLUTE THE RIVERS THEY POLLUTE THE SEAS
THEY BUILD TOXIC POWER STATIONS SOMETIMES WATSE GET FREE
EARTH CORPSE EARTH CORPSE THE WORLD IS DEAD
MOTHER EARTH IS DYING
CORPORATIONS DON'T CARE LESS PROFIT IS THEIR GOD
SOCIETY DOESN'T CARE ISN'T THAT SO ODD?
FUCK THE FUTURE GENERATIONS AS LONG AS WE'RE OKAY
KILL ALL THE ANIMALS THEY DON'T HAVE NO SAY
THE WORLD DIES SO DO WE CAN'T YOU SEE?
EVEN NOW THE WORLD'S NOT LIKE IT USED TO BE
GLOBAL WARMING'S REAL IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING THE AIR'S GOTTEN FOUL
THE TREES ARE ALL BUT GONE CHOPPED DOWN EVERYDAY
TO FILL SOME ARSEHOLES WALLET THAT IS THE WAY
OF THIS HUMAN SPECIES BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS
DESTROYING EVERYTHING - EVERYTHING WE NEED
MOTHER EARTH IS DYING SOON SHE'LL BE DEAD
WARMONGERS
THE SOLDIER SALUTES AND SAYS "I'LL DO IT SIR"
THE SOLDIER LIES DEAD ROTTING IN THE TRENCH
HOLES WHERE HIS EYES WERE - THERE'S NAUSEATING STENCH
HIS BONES ARE SHOWING THROUGH DECOMPOSING SKIN
THE WARMONGERS WAR
WARMONGERS WARMONGERS ALWAYS AT WAR
WARMONGERS THEY NEVER FIGHT THE FUCKIN' WAR
WARMONGERS WARMONGERS ALWAYS AT WAR
WARMONGERS WARMONGERS WHAT THE HELL FOR?
MUM SHE CRIES HER HEART OUT AT THE NEWS OF HER SON
ALL THAT IS LEFT IS HIS HAT AND HIS GUN
"DID HE REALLY HAVE TO DIE?" SHE THINKS TO HERSELF
THE WARMONGERS THEY'RE OKAY - THE ONES WITH THE WEALTH
ANOTHER SOLDIER BURIED ANOTHER SOLDIER GONE
ANOTHER SOLDIER BLOWN TO BITS BY A BIG BOMB
THE WARMONGER'S IN HIS OFFICE PLAYING WARGAMES
THE WARMONGER HE IS FUCKIN' INSANE
WE DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKIN' WAR