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SADDAM HUSSEIN (FOR WORLD PRESIDENT)
WHEN YOU MESS WITH ONE AMERICAN YOU MESS WITH US ALL SO BILL CLINTON SAID YOU WILL FALL SADDAM HUSSEIN FOR WORLD PRESIDENT HOW DARE SADDAM SNUB US YANKS WE'LL BRING IN OUR BOMBS AND TANKS WE'VE GOT TOYS WE WANT TO TRY WE WANT TO MAKE OUR MISSILES FLY WE'RE PROUD AMERICANS WE'RE ARMED TO THE TEETH WE'RE THE FUCKIN' BEST THAT'S OUR BELIEF EYE IN THE SKY YOU'VE GOT THAT LITTLE IMPLANT UNDER YOUR SKIN THE SATELITE IN SPACE IS WATCHING IN IT CAN TRACK YOU DOWN - TRACK YOU EVERYWHERE THE IMAGE ON THE SCREEN IS VERY CLEAR SATELITES ARE WATCHING YOU THERE'S NOTHING THAT YOU CAN DO YOU'VE GOT THAT LITTLE IMPLANT UNDER YOUR SKIN AND THE EYE IN THE SKY IS LOOKING IN SATELITES IN SPACE CAN READ A BOOK ON YOUR LAP THEY CERTAINLY HAVE NO TROUBLE FINDING YOU ON THE MAP SEND THE PICTURES TO BIG BRO YOU'RE BEEN WATCHED AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW I AM A FLY I LIKE TO BUZZ AROUND YOU ALL THE TIME ANNOYING YOU IS MY CRIME YOU ATTACK ME WITH SPRAYS AND ROLLED UP NEWSPRINT I KEEP BUZZING ROUND - DON'T TAKE THE HINT I AM A FLY I AM A FLY I AM A FLY - BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ YOU PROBABLY DON'T LIKE ME CAUSE I EAT SHIT AND ANYTHING THAT'S ROTTING - YUM! YOU THINK THAT i'M DIRTY THAT i'M NOT CLEAN WELL YOU'RE A HUMAN AND THAT'S OBSCENE I DON'T BUILD BOMBS OR RAPE THE LAND I CLEAN MESSES MADE BY YOUR HAND IF IT WEREN'T FOR FLYS JUST LIKE ME THERE'D BE MORE SHIT FOR YOU TO SEE POLITICIAN BIG FAT AND UGLY AND SMELLS OF MONEY TOO HE GETS RICH BECAUSE OF YOU A BIG FAT PARASITE WITH ETERNAL GREED hE'LL TAKE EVERYTHING THAT HE NEEDS HE'S GOT NO MORALS HE'S A FUCKIN' WANKER HIS SEXUAL PARTNERS ARE SAME SEX BANKERS DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE AS LONG AS HIS OWN ARSE IS FILLED WITH CUM POLITICIAN - FUCKIN' SCUM! HE'LL DO ANYTHING HE'S BENEATH NOTHING HE DOESN'T CARE WHO HE'S FUCKING WANTS TO GROW FATTER EVERYDAY MAKES SURE THAT NOTHING GETS IN THE WAY HE'S BRILLIANT WITH LIES IT'S ALL HE DOES TAKES YOUR MONEY SIMPLY FOR THE BUZZ LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES I HOPE HE FUCKIN' DIES DIES DIES! OLD MACDONALD OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM AND ON THAT FARM HE HAD SOME COWS A MOO MOO HERE AND A MOO MOO THERE HERE A MOO THERE A MOO EVERYWHERE A MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO OLD MACDONALD HAD A RESTAURANT IN THAT RESTAURANT HE HAD COWS OLD MACDONALD HE WENT MAD OLD MACDONALD KILLED HIS COWS STARED UP A CHAIN OF RESTAURANTS CALLED HIS RESTAURANTS MACDONALDS OLD MACDONALD KILLED HIS COWS NOW THEY'RE PATTIES BETWEEN BUNS BLOW UP THE BEEHIVE A TWO HUNDRED MILLION DOLLAR PALACE FOR MP'S SUCH EXTRAVAGANT SPENDING BRINGS THE COUNTRY TO ITS KNEES SELFISH FUCKIN' ARSEHOLES - WHO DO THEY THINK THAT THEY ARE? FREE FOOD AT BELLAMYS AND A FREE CAR BLOW UP THE BEEHIVE STEAL TWENTY GRAND IT BECOMES A MISDEMEANOUR THEY ALL GROW FAT WHILE WE GROW LEANER THEY'RE SCREWING ME AND YOU THEY'RE SCREWING US ALL WE'RE LIVING IN POVERTY WHILE THEY HAVE A BALL JUMP IN A TAXI WHEN THEY WANNA GO SOMEWHERE IT COST US ALL BUT THEY DON'T CARE CHAUFFEUR DRIVEN LIMOSINES WHEN THEY WANNA GO IN STYLE IT REALLY COSTS US ALL A PILE WE'VE A NEW PRIMEMINISTER - SHE WASN'T VOTED IN DEMOCRACY'S IN THE RUBBISH BIN THEY LET PEOPLE DIE - REFUSE THEM CARE wE'VE GOT NEW FIGHTER PLANES IN THE AIR BLOW UP THE BEEHIVE NOW! REALITY YOU'RE LIVING IN A FALSE REALITY YOU SIT ON ARSE AND WATCH THE TV YOU CANT TELL FACT FROM THE FICTION THE CATHODE BABY'S YOUR ADDICTION YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT REALITY ONLY WHAT YOU SEE ON THE T.V CAUSE IT'S EASIER TO MOAN ABOUT THE FALSE REALITY IS SOMETHING ELSE MOAN AND WHINGE ABOUT WHAT'S ON T.V BUT SAY NOTHING ABOUT REALITY YOU MOAN ABOUT VIOLENCE AND SEX ON T.V INVADING YOUR FALSE REALITY WHY DON'T YOU MOAN ABOUT REAL LIFE? THE REAL FUCKIN' WORLD'S REALLY IN STRIRE JENNY'S GLASSES IT'S TIME FOR JENNY'S IMAGE CHANGE BUT SHE WILL ALWAYS BE DERANGED SHE WANTS TO BE A PREFECT ALL HER LIFE SHE'D MAKE A BETTER REAPER IF SHE HAD A SCYTHE JENNY'S GOT A THOUSAND PAIRS OF GLASSES SHE WANTS TO LOOK INTELLIGENT JENNY'S GOT A THOUSAND PAIRS OF GLASSES SHE LOOKS DOWN ON THOSE THAT SHE PASSES A PAIR OF GLASSES FOR EVERY DAY SHE WANTS TO LOOK INTELLIGENT - NO FUCKIN' WAY! AND SHE'LL ALWAYS BE A HAG AND SHE'LL ALWAYS BE A BAG AND SHE'LL ALWAYS BE A NAG AND HER BUM WIL ALWAYS SAG DIE LIKE DI DRIVE THROUGH THE TUNNEL VERY FAST MAKE SURE YOUR DRIVE DOESN'T LAST SLAM YOUR CAR INTO THE WALL DIE DIE DIE - DIE LIKE DI YOU TOO CAN JOIN DI IN HELL GO FOR A RIDE IN THE TUNNEL OF DEATH IF YOU'RE A TOURIST YOU CAN PAY TO DO IT GO FOR A DRIVE JUST LIKE DI DID IT'S ALL PART OF THE PACKAGE TOUR DIE LIKE DI - IT'S WHAT YOU LIVE FOR MACHO MAN MR PIG - HE'S GOT HIS BIG GUN HE'S OUT TODAY TO HAVE SOME FUN DRESSED UP IN HIS COMMANDO CLOTHES HE'S OUT ON A MANHUNT MACHO MACHO MACHO MAN HE WANT TO BE A MACHO MAN POSING FOR THE PAPER MACHO MAN PLAYING WARGAMES WHEN HE CAN A PRISONER'S ESCAPED - TIME FOR OVERKILL A MANHUNT'S ON OUT IN THE HILLS A MILLION ARMED PIG TO HUNT ONE LIFE "WE THINK HE MAY HAVE A KNIFE" SO WE NEED TO HUNT HIM WITH A MILLION GUNS NO WONDER - NO WONDER THE HUNTER RUNS MISSILES IT IS SUCH A LOVELY DAY THE TREES ARE SO GREEN THE SKY IS BLUE THE BIRDS ARE SINGING AND THE AIR IS CLEAN THE FLOWERS ARE BLOOMING MANY COLOURS FRAGRANCE IN THE AIR THE WORLD IS SUCH A LOVELY PLACE I HAVEN'T GOT A CARE BUT WHEN I LOOK UP INTO THE SKY I SEE MISSILES FLYING HIGH THE SILLY BASTARDS REALLY DID IT THERE'S BEEN A NUCLEAR WAR CITIES DESTROYED PEOPLE DEAD THE EARTH IS NO MORE RADIATION'S TAKEN HOLD SURVIVORS DYING FAST THIS NICE SUNNY DAY IS TO BE THE LAST NUCLEAR WINTER FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS EVERYTHING WILL DIE PERPETUAL DARKNESS ALL THE TIME IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE THE EARTH WILL START TO HEAL ITSELF WITHOUT HUMANKIND NO HUMANS NO HUMANS OH NEVERMIND! HUMANS ARE A PARASITE DEADLY TO ITS HOST FUCKING UP EVERYTHING IS ALL WE CAN BOAST THE EARTH IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT US IT'S DEFINITELY FOR THE BEST IT'S JUST A SHAME WE HAD TO KILL THE REST THOSE WHO SURVIVED WOULD THEY LEARN ANYTHING? OR WOULD THEY JUST BE THE SAME I HAVEN'T GOT MUCH FAITH IN THE HUMAN RACE HISTORY OF LEARNING FROM MISTAKES IS A DISGRACE GOD MUST BE A SOD PAIN AND MISERY EVERYWHERE GOD MUST BE A SOD SAY YOUR PRAYERS TILL BLUE IN THE FACE GOD MUST BE A SOD THIS GOD DOESN'T CARE GOD MUST BE A SOD OF A GOD THERE IS NO TRACE GOD MUST BE A SOD LONG AGO FAR AWAY THERE'S NO GOD HERE TODAY HE TOOK OFF WITH HIS CROSS WENT AWAY FAR AWAY FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YOU ALL WAS GODS REPLY FUCK YOU ALL WAS GODS REPLY TO MY PRAYERS THAT ASKED HIM WHY PEOPLE STARVING EVERYWHERE GOD MUST BE A SOD THE GREEDY MAKE IT TO THE TOP GOD MUST BE A SOD HE NEVER EVER SHOWS HIMSELF GOD MUST BE A SOD THREATENS US WITH ETERNAL HELL GOD MUST BE A SOD GOD MUST BE RIGHT FUCKIN' SOD! PETER PERFECT ROADKILL POLICE STOP POLICE STOP PETER BROCK STOP STOP TALKING SHIT! DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD RUSH HOUR FIVE O'CLOCK CROSSING THE ROAD PETER FUCKIN' BROCK LIVE IN THE FLESH NOT ON T.V NO CAMERAS IN SIGHT NO ONE TO SEE PETER PERFECT ROADKILL PETER PERFECT ROADKILL THE PIGS ARE HIS BEST FUCKIN' MATES PETER PERFECT ROADKILL PETER PERFECT ROADKILL HIS PROPAGANDA DRIBBLE NAUSEATES PUT MY FOOT ON THE GAS PICKING UP SOME SPEED BROCK'S RIGHT IN FRONT BUT HE TAKES NO HEED CAR SMASHES INTO HIM BROCK GOES SPLAT HE'S SMEARED ON THE ROAD LIKE A ROADKILL CAT EVISCERATE OLD GRANNY POOR OLD GRANNY MOVED TO STOKE THE TOWN OF THE FREEZING WORKS LIKE THE SHEEP IN THE FIELD SHE CAN GRAZE POOR OLD GRANNY SHE'S ALL WRINKLY PAST HER BEST BY DATE NOW SHE'S MOVED OFF TO STOKE CLOSER TO HER FATE GOODBYE GRANNY HAVE A NICE DEATH! WHITE HAIRED AND SHRIVELED LIKE AN OLD PRUNE THE NEXT STOP THE FREEZING WORKS IS SOON THE MEAT PROCESSING PLANT ONCE SHE'S THERE SHE'S DEAD STICK SOME 230 VOLTS THROUGH HER WRINKLY HEAD EVISCERATE OLD GRANNY HANG HER UP ON MEATHOOKS WHAT WILL THEY DO WITH THE REMAINS OF OLD GRANNY? YOU MAY END UP EATING HER! EVISCERATE OLD GRANNY SLIT HER DOWN THE FRONT FROM HER NECK DOWN PAST HER TITS DOWN TO HER CUNT WHY DID THEY BUILD THE FREEZING WORKS IN STOKE? A PLENTIFUL SUPPLY OF OLD PEOPLE! HUMPTY DUMPTY HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL ALL THE KINGS HORSES AND ALL THE KINGS MEN COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN HUMPTY DUMPTY CAME FROM THE ARSE OF A FUCKIN' CHICKEN HE WAS DOOMED FROM THE START A VERY SOLID CHICKEN FART TO BE BORN AN EGG IS NOT GOOD TO BE BORN AN EGG TO BE BORN AN EGG IS TO BE BORN A STUPID FUCKIN' CUNT HUMPTY WAS A STUPID CUNT YES HE WAS A STUPID CUNT HUMPTY DUMPTY DESERVED TO DIE HE WAS A STUPID FUCKIN' CUNT STUPID CUNT STUPID CUNT CITIZEN MR CITIZEN WAS BORN INTO LIFE AT FIVE HE WAS PUT INTO A SCHOOL FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS HE'S INDOCRINATED BECOMES ANOTHER HUMAN FOOL CITIZEN CITIZEN SPENT TEN YEARS AT HIS SCHOOL CITIZEN CITIZEN JUST ANOTHER HUMAN FOOL WHY OH WHY DID YOU ONLY LISTEN? WHY OH WHY DID YOU NEVER QUESTION? MR CITIZEN GOT HIMSELF A LIVE TWO POINT SEVEN KIDS AND A WIFE A FORTY YEAR MORTGAGE THAT MUST BE PAID WORKS THE REST OF HIS LIFE EACH DAY AT SIXTY FIVE HIS WIFE GETS ILL SELLS THE HOUSE FOR THE HOSPITAL BILL THE SYSTEMS SCREWED HIM NOW HE'S BROKE A CITIZENS LIFE WHAT A JOKE! TOMCAT TOMCAT'S HERE YET AGAIN TRIES TO GET IN BETWEEN THE RAIN TOMCAT'S HERE TO SPRAY THE TREES KILL ALL THE BUGS AND ALL THE WEEDS TOMCAT'S SPRAYING POISONS TOMCAT'S SPRAYING ALL THE TREES TOMCAT'S SPRAYING POISONS TOMCAT STOP SORAYING PLEASE TOMCAT SITS IN HIS AIRTIGHT TRACTOR AND HE TRIES TO TELL ME THE SPRAYS ARE SAFE HEY MAN! WE'VE GOT TO EAT THAT FRUIT THE FARMER'S NEXT DOOR'S IN A SPACEMAN SUIT CHEMICAL SCARE THE OTHER DAY MEN IN MASKS SAVED THE DAY CHEMICALS THE SAME THAT TOMCAT SPRAYS ONTO THE FOOD WE EAT EVERYDAY FUCKIN' WANKERS LEAVE OUR FUCKIN' FOOD ALONE YOU PACK OF FUCKIN' WANKERS NO ONE WANTS IT SO FUCK OFF YOU PACK OF FUCKIN' WANKERS FUCKIN' WANKERS FUCKIN' WANKERS A PACK OF FUCKIN' WANKERS CHEMICAL CORPORATIONS FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU PACK OF FUCKIN' WANKERS THE GOVERNMENT ARE A PACK OF FUCKIN' WANKERS A PACK OF FUCKIN' WANKERS FRANKENFOOD FRANKENFOOD WE DON'T WANT NO FRANKENFOOD MR NO HOPE MR NO HOPES DAUGHTER WAS KILLED ON NEW YEARS EVE POOR OLD MR NO HOPE HE COULDN'T BELIEVE MY LOVELY DAUGHTER'S DEAD AND I REALLY CARE BUT WITH ALL OF THIS PUBLICITY I THINK I'LL RUN FOR MAYOR LET'S FEEL SORRY FOR MR HO HOPE NOW THAT HE'S MAYOR LETS FEEL SORRY FOR MR NO HOPE DOES HE REALLY CARE? LET'S FEEL SORRY FOR MR NO HOPE NOW THAT HE'S MAYOR HIS DAUGHTER GOT MURDERED ON THE NEW YEAR MR NO HOPE CASHED IN NOW HE'S MAYOR DOES MR NO HOPE DOES HE REALLY DARE? SPEED CAMERA THW COP'S IN HIS CAR READING HIS BOOK HE'S SO ENGROSSED HE DOESN'T NEED TO LOOK THE ORANGE EYED MONSTER'S HOLDING THE FORT SMILE! YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT SPEED CAMERA SPEED CAMERA TAKES YOUR PHOTO AND TAKES YOUR MONEY "THE ROAD TOLL MUST COME DOWN" THEY SAY ANOTHER SCHEME TO TAX YOUR PAY RANDOM TAX CAUSE EVERYONE SPEEDS THE GOVERNMENT'S COFFERS YOUR SPEEDING FEEDS JON AND REX JON'S GOT A SMALL DICK BUT A BIG GUN HE'S BACK IN THE PAPER HE'LL MAKE YOU RUN JON'S JUST A BIG PRICK WITH A BIG GUN DON'T FORGET REX HE'S HAVING SEX WITH HIS GUN OH WHAT FUN REX LIKES TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS GUN HELLO BIG BOYS THOSE ARE BIG GUNS THE BIGGEST I'VE SEEN THEY'RE ALMOST OBSCENE JON AND REX LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEIR GUNS AND THEIR BUMS JON AND REX LIKE TO HAVE SEX REX UP JON AND JON UP REX COMMUNITY SLAVE COME DOWN TO WINZ WE'LL GIVE YOU A JOB WORK AND NO INCOME A SMACK IN THE GOB A FAIR DAYS WORK FOR A FAIR DAYS PAY IT'S NOT LIKE THAT HERE TODAY COMMUNITY SLAVE COMMUNITY SLAVE WE'LL MAKE YOU A COMMUNITY SLAVE COMMUNITY SLAVE COMMUNITY SLAVE WE'LL CUT YOUR DOLE IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE COMMUNITY SLAVE COMMUNITY SLAVE YOU'VE GOT NO RIGHTS DO AS YOU'RE TOLD COMMUNITY SLAVE COMMUNITY SLAVE COMMUNITY SERVICE YOU'VE BEEN SOLD THERE'S NO SHORTAGE OF REAL JOBS IN THE WINZ BOOKS I SAW HEAPS WHEN I LOOKED JOBS FOR WHICH PEOPLE SHOULD BE PAYED COMMUNITY WORK - WORK AND NO PAY BIG BROTHER'S HERE 130 MILLION ON A POLICE COMPUTER THERE TO KEEP TABS ON ALL OF US DRIVERS LICENCES WITH DIGITAL PHOTOS THERE TO KEEP TABS ON ALL OF US WE'VE GOT NICE NEW IDENTITY CARDS SATELITE TRACKING ON OUR CARS BIG BROTHER'S HERE WATCHING YOU BIG BROTHER'S HERE WATCHING YOU DIESEL VEHICLES TRACKED BY SATELITE THEY WILL KNOW WHERE YOU GO FIRST IT'S DIESEL THE FOOT THROUGH THE DOOR DIESEL THEN PETROL THEN IT'S PEOPLE DRACONIAN NEW LAWS MORE POWER FOR THE COPS THEY CAN TAKE YOUR CAR AND DETAIN YOU TAKE YOU CAR FOR TWENTY EIGHT DAYS NO JUDGE IN SIGHT AND GUESS WHO PAYS FOR THE TOW TRUCK AND STORAGE FEES? IT MOST CERTAINLY ISN'T FREE THE LAWS NOW THERE FOR REVENUE NOT ABOUT PROTECTING ME AND YOU JENNY JENNY IT'S THE PEASANTS THEY SAY YOU'RE REVOLTING SHE HIDES BEHIND HER GLASSES STUFFS HER SHIT RIGHT UP OUR ARSE INSANE WOMAN STRAIGHT FROM HELL INSANE WOMAN STRAIGHT FROM HELL SHE TELLS US HOW TO RUN OUR LIVES FROM HER OFFICE IN THE BEEHIVE SITS IN HER PALACE WITH HER CROWN LOOKS OVER US WITH HER FROWN FINE WINE AND FOOD AT BELLAMYS "LITTLE PEASANTS GET ON YOUR KNEES" I AM JENNY YOUR NEW MOTHER NOW YOU'VE GOT ME AND BIG BROTHER |