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SADDAM HUSSEIN (FOR WORLD PRESIDENT)

WHEN YOU MESS WITH ONE AMERICAN
YOU MESS WITH US ALL
SO BILL CLINTON SAID
YOU WILL FALL

SADDAM HUSSEIN FOR WORLD PRESIDENT

HOW DARE SADDAM SNUB US YANKS
WE'LL BRING IN OUR BOMBS AND TANKS
WE'VE GOT TOYS WE WANT TO TRY
WE WANT TO MAKE OUR MISSILES FLY

WE'RE PROUD AMERICANS
WE'RE ARMED TO THE TEETH
WE'RE THE FUCKIN' BEST
THAT'S OUR BELIEF



EYE IN THE SKY

YOU'VE GOT THAT LITTLE IMPLANT UNDER YOUR SKIN
THE SATELITE IN SPACE IS WATCHING IN
IT CAN TRACK YOU DOWN - TRACK YOU EVERYWHERE
THE IMAGE ON THE SCREEN IS VERY CLEAR

SATELITES ARE WATCHING YOU
THERE'S NOTHING THAT YOU CAN DO
YOU'VE GOT THAT LITTLE IMPLANT UNDER YOUR SKIN
AND THE EYE IN THE SKY IS LOOKING IN

SATELITES IN SPACE CAN READ A BOOK ON YOUR LAP
THEY CERTAINLY HAVE NO TROUBLE FINDING YOU ON THE MAP
SEND THE PICTURES TO BIG BRO
YOU'RE BEEN WATCHED AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW



I AM A FLY

I LIKE TO BUZZ AROUND YOU ALL THE TIME
ANNOYING YOU IS MY CRIME
YOU ATTACK ME WITH SPRAYS AND ROLLED UP NEWSPRINT
I KEEP BUZZING ROUND - DON'T TAKE THE HINT

I AM A FLY I AM A FLY I AM A FLY - BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ

YOU PROBABLY DON'T LIKE ME CAUSE I EAT SHIT
AND ANYTHING THAT'S ROTTING - YUM!
YOU THINK THAT i'M DIRTY THAT i'M NOT CLEAN
WELL YOU'RE A HUMAN AND THAT'S OBSCENE

I DON'T BUILD BOMBS OR RAPE THE LAND
I CLEAN MESSES MADE BY YOUR HAND
IF IT WEREN'T FOR FLYS JUST LIKE ME
THERE'D BE MORE SHIT FOR YOU TO SEE


POLITICIAN

BIG FAT AND UGLY AND SMELLS OF MONEY TOO
HE GETS RICH BECAUSE OF YOU
A BIG FAT PARASITE WITH ETERNAL GREED
hE'LL TAKE EVERYTHING THAT HE NEEDS
HE'S GOT NO MORALS HE'S A FUCKIN' WANKER
HIS SEXUAL PARTNERS ARE SAME SEX BANKERS
DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE
AS LONG AS HIS OWN ARSE IS FILLED WITH CUM

POLITICIAN - FUCKIN' SCUM!

HE'LL DO ANYTHING HE'S BENEATH NOTHING
HE DOESN'T CARE WHO HE'S FUCKING
WANTS TO GROW FATTER EVERYDAY
MAKES SURE THAT NOTHING GETS IN THE WAY
HE'S BRILLIANT WITH LIES IT'S ALL HE DOES
TAKES YOUR MONEY SIMPLY FOR THE BUZZ
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
I HOPE HE FUCKIN' DIES DIES DIES!



OLD MACDONALD

OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM
AND ON THAT FARM HE HAD SOME COWS

A MOO MOO HERE AND A MOO MOO THERE
HERE A MOO THERE A MOO
EVERYWHERE A MOO MOO MOO
MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO

OLD MACDONALD HAD A RESTAURANT
IN THAT RESTAURANT HE HAD COWS

OLD MACDONALD HE WENT MAD

OLD MACDONALD KILLED HIS COWS
STARED UP A CHAIN OF RESTAURANTS
CALLED HIS RESTAURANTS MACDONALDS

OLD MACDONALD KILLED HIS COWS
NOW THEY'RE PATTIES BETWEEN BUNS


BLOW UP THE BEEHIVE

A TWO HUNDRED MILLION DOLLAR PALACE FOR MP'S
SUCH EXTRAVAGANT SPENDING BRINGS THE COUNTRY TO ITS KNEES
SELFISH FUCKIN' ARSEHOLES - WHO DO THEY THINK THAT THEY ARE?
FREE FOOD AT BELLAMYS AND A FREE CAR

BLOW UP THE BEEHIVE

STEAL TWENTY GRAND IT BECOMES A MISDEMEANOUR
THEY ALL GROW FAT WHILE WE GROW LEANER

THEY'RE SCREWING ME AND YOU THEY'RE SCREWING US ALL
WE'RE LIVING IN POVERTY WHILE THEY HAVE A BALL

JUMP IN A TAXI WHEN THEY WANNA GO SOMEWHERE
IT COST US ALL BUT THEY DON'T CARE
CHAUFFEUR DRIVEN LIMOSINES WHEN THEY WANNA GO IN STYLE
IT REALLY COSTS US ALL A PILE

WE'VE A NEW PRIMEMINISTER - SHE WASN'T VOTED IN
DEMOCRACY'S IN THE RUBBISH BIN
THEY LET PEOPLE DIE - REFUSE THEM CARE
wE'VE GOT NEW FIGHTER PLANES IN THE AIR

BLOW UP THE BEEHIVE NOW!



REALITY

YOU'RE LIVING IN A FALSE REALITY
YOU SIT ON ARSE AND WATCH THE TV
YOU CANT TELL FACT FROM THE FICTION
THE CATHODE BABY'S YOUR ADDICTION

YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT REALITY
ONLY WHAT YOU SEE ON THE T.V
CAUSE IT'S EASIER TO MOAN ABOUT THE FALSE
REALITY IS SOMETHING ELSE
MOAN AND WHINGE ABOUT WHAT'S ON T.V
BUT SAY NOTHING ABOUT REALITY

YOU MOAN ABOUT VIOLENCE AND SEX ON T.V
INVADING YOUR FALSE REALITY
WHY DON'T YOU MOAN ABOUT REAL LIFE?
THE REAL FUCKIN' WORLD'S REALLY IN STRIRE


JENNY'S GLASSES

IT'S TIME FOR JENNY'S IMAGE CHANGE
BUT SHE WILL ALWAYS BE DERANGED
SHE WANTS TO BE A PREFECT ALL HER LIFE
SHE'D MAKE A BETTER REAPER IF SHE HAD A SCYTHE

JENNY'S GOT A THOUSAND PAIRS OF GLASSES
SHE WANTS TO LOOK INTELLIGENT

JENNY'S GOT A THOUSAND PAIRS OF GLASSES
SHE LOOKS DOWN ON THOSE THAT SHE PASSES
A PAIR OF GLASSES FOR EVERY DAY
SHE WANTS TO LOOK INTELLIGENT - NO FUCKIN' WAY!

AND SHE'LL ALWAYS BE A HAG
AND SHE'LL ALWAYS BE A BAG
AND SHE'LL ALWAYS BE A NAG
AND HER BUM WIL ALWAYS SAG



DIE LIKE DI

DRIVE THROUGH THE TUNNEL VERY FAST
MAKE SURE YOUR DRIVE DOESN'T LAST
SLAM YOUR CAR INTO THE WALL
DIE DIE DIE - DIE LIKE DI

YOU TOO CAN JOIN DI IN HELL
GO FOR A RIDE IN THE TUNNEL OF DEATH

IF YOU'RE A TOURIST YOU CAN PAY TO DO IT
GO FOR A DRIVE JUST LIKE DI DID
IT'S ALL PART OF THE PACKAGE TOUR
DIE LIKE DI - IT'S WHAT YOU LIVE FOR


MACHO MAN

MR PIG - HE'S GOT HIS BIG GUN
HE'S OUT TODAY TO HAVE SOME FUN
DRESSED UP IN HIS COMMANDO CLOTHES
HE'S OUT ON A MANHUNT

MACHO MACHO MACHO MAN
HE WANT TO BE A MACHO MAN

POSING FOR THE PAPER MACHO MAN
PLAYING WARGAMES WHEN HE CAN
A PRISONER'S ESCAPED - TIME FOR OVERKILL
A MANHUNT'S ON OUT IN THE HILLS

A MILLION ARMED PIG TO HUNT ONE LIFE
"WE THINK HE MAY HAVE A KNIFE"
SO WE NEED TO HUNT HIM WITH A MILLION GUNS
NO WONDER - NO WONDER THE HUNTER RUNS


MISSILES

IT IS SUCH A LOVELY DAY THE TREES ARE SO GREEN
THE SKY IS BLUE THE BIRDS ARE SINGING AND THE AIR IS CLEAN
THE FLOWERS ARE BLOOMING MANY COLOURS FRAGRANCE IN THE AIR
THE WORLD IS SUCH A LOVELY PLACE I HAVEN'T GOT A CARE

BUT WHEN I LOOK UP INTO THE SKY
I SEE MISSILES FLYING HIGH

THE SILLY BASTARDS REALLY DID IT THERE'S BEEN A NUCLEAR WAR
CITIES DESTROYED PEOPLE DEAD THE EARTH IS NO MORE
RADIATION'S TAKEN HOLD SURVIVORS DYING FAST
THIS NICE SUNNY DAY IS TO BE THE LAST

NUCLEAR WINTER FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS EVERYTHING WILL DIE
PERPETUAL DARKNESS ALL THE TIME IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE
THE EARTH WILL START TO HEAL ITSELF WITHOUT HUMANKIND
NO HUMANS NO HUMANS OH NEVERMIND!

HUMANS ARE A PARASITE DEADLY TO ITS HOST
FUCKING UP EVERYTHING IS ALL WE CAN BOAST
THE EARTH IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT US IT'S DEFINITELY FOR THE BEST
IT'S JUST A SHAME WE HAD TO KILL THE REST

THOSE WHO SURVIVED WOULD THEY LEARN ANYTHING?
OR WOULD THEY JUST BE THE SAME
I HAVEN'T GOT MUCH FAITH IN THE HUMAN RACE
HISTORY OF LEARNING FROM MISTAKES IS A DISGRACE


GOD MUST BE A SOD

PAIN AND MISERY EVERYWHERE
GOD MUST BE A SOD
SAY YOUR PRAYERS TILL BLUE IN THE FACE
GOD MUST BE A SOD
THIS GOD DOESN'T CARE
GOD MUST BE A SOD
OF A GOD THERE IS NO TRACE
GOD MUST BE A SOD

LONG AGO FAR AWAY THERE'S NO GOD HERE TODAY
HE TOOK OFF WITH HIS CROSS WENT AWAY FAR AWAY
FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YOU ALL WAS GODS REPLY
FUCK YOU ALL WAS GODS REPLY TO MY PRAYERS THAT ASKED HIM WHY

PEOPLE STARVING EVERYWHERE
GOD MUST BE A SOD
THE GREEDY MAKE IT TO THE TOP
GOD MUST BE A SOD

HE NEVER EVER SHOWS HIMSELF
GOD MUST BE A SOD
THREATENS US WITH ETERNAL HELL
GOD MUST BE A SOD

GOD MUST BE RIGHT FUCKIN' SOD!



PETER PERFECT ROADKILL

POLICE STOP POLICE STOP PETER BROCK STOP
STOP TALKING SHIT!

DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD RUSH HOUR FIVE O'CLOCK
CROSSING THE ROAD PETER FUCKIN' BROCK
LIVE IN THE FLESH NOT ON T.V
NO CAMERAS IN SIGHT NO ONE TO SEE

PETER PERFECT ROADKILL PETER PERFECT ROADKILL
THE PIGS ARE HIS BEST FUCKIN' MATES
PETER PERFECT ROADKILL PETER PERFECT ROADKILL
HIS PROPAGANDA DRIBBLE NAUSEATES

PUT MY FOOT ON THE GAS PICKING UP SOME SPEED
BROCK'S RIGHT IN FRONT BUT HE TAKES NO HEED
CAR SMASHES INTO HIM BROCK GOES SPLAT
HE'S SMEARED ON THE ROAD LIKE A ROADKILL CAT


EVISCERATE OLD GRANNY

POOR OLD GRANNY MOVED TO STOKE THE TOWN OF THE FREEZING WORKS
LIKE THE SHEEP IN THE FIELD SHE CAN GRAZE
POOR OLD GRANNY SHE'S ALL WRINKLY PAST HER BEST BY DATE
NOW SHE'S MOVED OFF TO STOKE CLOSER TO HER FATE

GOODBYE GRANNY HAVE A NICE DEATH!

WHITE HAIRED AND SHRIVELED LIKE AN OLD PRUNE
THE NEXT STOP THE FREEZING WORKS IS SOON
THE MEAT PROCESSING PLANT ONCE SHE'S THERE SHE'S DEAD
STICK SOME 230 VOLTS THROUGH HER WRINKLY HEAD

EVISCERATE OLD GRANNY HANG HER UP ON MEATHOOKS

WHAT WILL THEY DO WITH THE REMAINS OF OLD GRANNY?
YOU MAY END UP EATING HER!

EVISCERATE OLD GRANNY SLIT HER DOWN THE FRONT
FROM HER NECK DOWN PAST HER TITS DOWN TO HER CUNT
WHY DID THEY BUILD THE FREEZING WORKS IN STOKE?
A PLENTIFUL SUPPLY OF OLD PEOPLE!



HUMPTY DUMPTY

HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL
HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL
ALL THE KINGS HORSES AND ALL THE KINGS MEN
COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN

HUMPTY DUMPTY CAME FROM THE ARSE OF A FUCKIN' CHICKEN
HE WAS DOOMED FROM THE START A VERY SOLID CHICKEN FART
TO BE BORN AN EGG IS NOT GOOD TO BE BORN AN EGG
TO BE BORN AN EGG IS TO BE BORN A STUPID FUCKIN' CUNT
HUMPTY WAS A STUPID CUNT YES HE WAS A STUPID CUNT

HUMPTY DUMPTY DESERVED TO DIE HE WAS A STUPID FUCKIN' CUNT
STUPID CUNT STUPID CUNT


CITIZEN

MR CITIZEN WAS BORN INTO LIFE
AT FIVE HE WAS PUT INTO A SCHOOL
FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS HE'S INDOCRINATED
BECOMES ANOTHER HUMAN FOOL

CITIZEN CITIZEN SPENT TEN YEARS AT HIS SCHOOL
CITIZEN CITIZEN JUST ANOTHER HUMAN FOOL

WHY OH WHY DID YOU ONLY LISTEN?
WHY OH WHY DID YOU NEVER QUESTION?

MR CITIZEN GOT HIMSELF A LIVE
TWO POINT SEVEN KIDS AND A WIFE
A FORTY YEAR MORTGAGE THAT MUST BE PAID
WORKS THE REST OF HIS LIFE EACH DAY

AT SIXTY FIVE HIS WIFE GETS ILL
SELLS THE HOUSE FOR THE HOSPITAL BILL
THE SYSTEMS SCREWED HIM NOW HE'S BROKE
A CITIZENS LIFE WHAT A JOKE!


TOMCAT

TOMCAT'S HERE YET AGAIN
TRIES TO GET IN BETWEEN THE RAIN
TOMCAT'S HERE TO SPRAY THE TREES
KILL ALL THE BUGS AND ALL THE WEEDS

TOMCAT'S SPRAYING POISONS
TOMCAT'S SPRAYING ALL THE TREES
TOMCAT'S SPRAYING POISONS
TOMCAT STOP SORAYING PLEASE

TOMCAT SITS IN HIS AIRTIGHT TRACTOR
AND HE TRIES TO TELL ME THE SPRAYS ARE SAFE
HEY MAN! WE'VE GOT TO EAT THAT FRUIT
THE FARMER'S NEXT DOOR'S IN A SPACEMAN SUIT

CHEMICAL SCARE THE OTHER DAY
MEN IN MASKS SAVED THE DAY
CHEMICALS THE SAME THAT TOMCAT SPRAYS
ONTO THE FOOD WE EAT EVERYDAY


FUCKIN' WANKERS

LEAVE OUR FUCKIN' FOOD ALONE
YOU PACK OF FUCKIN' WANKERS
NO ONE WANTS IT SO FUCK OFF
YOU PACK OF FUCKIN' WANKERS

FUCKIN' WANKERS FUCKIN' WANKERS
A PACK OF FUCKIN' WANKERS

CHEMICAL CORPORATIONS FUCK OFF AND DIE
YOU PACK OF FUCKIN' WANKERS
THE GOVERNMENT ARE A PACK OF FUCKIN' WANKERS
A PACK OF FUCKIN' WANKERS

FRANKENFOOD FRANKENFOOD
WE DON'T WANT NO FRANKENFOOD



MR NO HOPE

MR NO HOPES DAUGHTER WAS KILLED ON NEW YEARS EVE
POOR OLD MR NO HOPE HE COULDN'T BELIEVE
MY LOVELY DAUGHTER'S DEAD AND I REALLY CARE
BUT WITH ALL OF THIS PUBLICITY I THINK I'LL RUN FOR MAYOR

LET'S FEEL SORRY FOR MR HO HOPE NOW THAT HE'S MAYOR
LETS FEEL SORRY FOR MR NO HOPE DOES HE REALLY CARE?

LET'S FEEL SORRY FOR MR NO HOPE NOW THAT HE'S MAYOR
HIS DAUGHTER GOT MURDERED ON THE NEW YEAR
MR NO HOPE CASHED IN NOW HE'S MAYOR
DOES MR NO HOPE DOES HE REALLY DARE?


SPEED CAMERA

THW COP'S IN HIS CAR READING HIS BOOK
HE'S SO ENGROSSED HE DOESN'T NEED TO LOOK
THE ORANGE EYED MONSTER'S HOLDING THE FORT
SMILE! YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT

SPEED CAMERA SPEED CAMERA
TAKES YOUR PHOTO AND TAKES YOUR MONEY

"THE ROAD TOLL MUST COME DOWN" THEY SAY
ANOTHER SCHEME TO TAX YOUR PAY
RANDOM TAX CAUSE EVERYONE SPEEDS
THE GOVERNMENT'S COFFERS YOUR SPEEDING FEEDS



JON AND REX

JON'S GOT A SMALL DICK BUT A BIG GUN
HE'S BACK IN THE PAPER HE'LL MAKE YOU RUN

JON'S JUST A BIG PRICK WITH A BIG GUN

DON'T FORGET REX HE'S HAVING SEX
WITH HIS GUN OH WHAT FUN

REX LIKES TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS GUN

HELLO BIG BOYS THOSE ARE BIG GUNS
THE BIGGEST I'VE SEEN THEY'RE ALMOST OBSCENE

JON AND REX LIKE TO HAVE SEX
WITH THEIR GUNS AND THEIR BUMS

JON AND REX LIKE TO HAVE SEX
REX UP JON AND JON UP REX


COMMUNITY SLAVE

COME DOWN TO WINZ WE'LL GIVE YOU A JOB
WORK AND NO INCOME A SMACK IN THE GOB
A FAIR DAYS WORK FOR A FAIR DAYS PAY
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT HERE TODAY

COMMUNITY SLAVE COMMUNITY SLAVE
WE'LL MAKE YOU A COMMUNITY SLAVE
COMMUNITY SLAVE COMMUNITY SLAVE
WE'LL CUT YOUR DOLE IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE
COMMUNITY SLAVE COMMUNITY SLAVE
YOU'VE GOT NO RIGHTS DO AS YOU'RE TOLD
COMMUNITY SLAVE COMMUNITY SLAVE
COMMUNITY SERVICE YOU'VE BEEN SOLD

THERE'S NO SHORTAGE OF REAL JOBS IN THE WINZ BOOKS
I SAW HEAPS WHEN I LOOKED
JOBS FOR WHICH PEOPLE SHOULD BE PAYED
COMMUNITY WORK - WORK AND NO PAY


BIG BROTHER'S HERE

130 MILLION ON A POLICE COMPUTER
THERE TO KEEP TABS ON ALL OF US
DRIVERS LICENCES WITH DIGITAL PHOTOS
THERE TO KEEP TABS ON ALL OF US

WE'VE GOT NICE NEW IDENTITY CARDS
SATELITE TRACKING ON OUR CARS
BIG BROTHER'S HERE WATCHING YOU
BIG BROTHER'S HERE WATCHING YOU

DIESEL VEHICLES TRACKED BY SATELITE
THEY WILL KNOW WHERE YOU GO
FIRST IT'S DIESEL THE FOOT THROUGH THE DOOR
DIESEL THEN PETROL THEN IT'S PEOPLE

DRACONIAN NEW LAWS MORE POWER FOR THE COPS
THEY CAN TAKE YOUR CAR AND DETAIN YOU
TAKE YOU CAR FOR TWENTY EIGHT DAYS
NO JUDGE IN SIGHT AND GUESS WHO PAYS
FOR THE TOW TRUCK AND STORAGE FEES?
IT MOST CERTAINLY ISN'T FREE
THE LAWS NOW THERE FOR REVENUE
NOT ABOUT PROTECTING ME AND YOU


JENNY

JENNY IT'S THE PEASANTS
THEY SAY YOU'RE REVOLTING

SHE HIDES BEHIND HER GLASSES
STUFFS HER SHIT RIGHT UP OUR ARSE
INSANE WOMAN STRAIGHT FROM HELL
INSANE WOMAN STRAIGHT FROM HELL

SHE TELLS US HOW TO RUN OUR LIVES
FROM HER OFFICE IN THE BEEHIVE
SITS IN HER PALACE WITH HER CROWN
LOOKS OVER US WITH HER FROWN

FINE WINE AND FOOD AT BELLAMYS
"LITTLE PEASANTS GET ON YOUR KNEES"
I AM JENNY YOUR NEW MOTHER
NOW YOU'VE GOT ME AND BIG BROTHER
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