Batman randomly swoops down from the ceiling attempting to knock Juri off her feet. Juri moves out of the way. "I don't know what's going on, but I have a feeling there are going to be a few legal problems here."
At that moment Wakaba rushes into the room wearing a short-skirted sleeveless red dress, long white gloves, thigh-high white socks, and red pumps (recognizable to you Perfect Blue fans as the "new" Cham outfit Rumi designs) "Help me! Some psycho's trying to stab me with an ice pick!" As if on cue, the "real" Mimarin comes skipping into the room carrying the aforementioned ice pick, smiling innocently, and accompanied by that creepy background music. "Stop pretending! *I'm* the real Mimarin!"
Touga runs into the room in a red silk Chinese-style shirt screaming "I am *not* Ranma-chan! Stop trying to kill me!" The wall is knocked down by none other than Shampoo herself! Touga hides behind the sumo wrestlers. "Ranma no can fool Shampoo! Where she go?" Wakaba, not wanting *two* psychos after her points behind the sumo wrestlers.
Before Shampoo can knock the stuffing out of Touga, Mika blows her whistle, effectively stopping everyone. "Okay, this has gone far enough! Akio put me on special assignment to prove a point. You are all here as part of an experiment. The intention was to create a scenario that could get me in trouble with as many people as I could think of so that I would have to create a disclaimer broad enough to cover any legal problems that may be involved."
Everyone just stares at her blankly. "Put simply, I needed a single scenario that would cover everything from fanfiction to movies, other anime, and especially the Utena series itself so that I could disclaim them all in one shot." A heavy silence fills the air. "Never mind, just read below."
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Mika blows her whistle again. "Okay, everybody clear out of here! We need to fix that wall by lunchtime tomorrow!"
