| Satanic Verses |
| (to the tune of "We wish you a Merry Christmas") We wish you a merry dying, We wish you a merry dying, We wish you a merry dying, and a happy de-mon. |
| This page definitely takes a little explaining. Every day, on my walk home from work, if I'm in a really good mood, I break out in song. Inevitably, the songs are Satanic, about fire, or both. And they're almost always to the tune of christmas jingles. What can I say, I'm twisted. |
| (to the tune of "Deck the Halls") Deck the halls in gasoline, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Watch the burning match's gleam, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Listen to the burning souls scream, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. If you're here then it would seem, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. You are dead, and damned here too, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. You must have sinned, against who? Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. That one day, you will come to rue, Fa-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. 'Cause for eternity, you will stew, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. But everybody's happy, down here in Hell, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Worshipping the Dark One, you can tell, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. That there's a reason the angels fell, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. 'Cause everybody's happy, down here in Hell, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-LA-LA-LA. |
| (to the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree") Oh Christmas tree, oh Chistmas tree, How you burn so merri-ly. Your fire-light lights up the night, How you burn so bright-ly. You're tinder-dry, I can hear you cry, As you burn so rapid-ly. |
| (In high chant) Oh come all ye faithful, and gather round me. I'm here to tell you an ancient sto-ry. About He whom you worship, and his adversary. They're one and the same, through great trickery If you worship the one, you worship the other. All men in peace, or brother against brother? Which is the liar, and which the truth-teller. If you disagree, your hopes I will smother. Read Revelations, that book of the ending. "the Alpha, the Omega", HE did the sending, and "The Morning Star", they're all Lucifer's tending. So if you disagree, READ--and let your mind do the bending. |