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Funny Stuff...
THINGS
WE�RE TIRED OF HEARING
"You�ve got your hands full!"
(Better full than empty)
"Are they identical?"
(No one�s a
girl...)
"That�s my worst nightmare!"
(You don�t have very vivid
dreams, do you?)
"I�m glad they�re
yours and not mine!
(So are we.)
"Did you do it
twice that night?!
(You�re lucky we
have only twins...)
"Are you having
more?"
(Are you?)
"Did you use drugs?"
(Only once they
started teething.)
"Wait until they
start walking!!"
(And then what -
cut off their legs?)
"Why aren�t they
dressed the same?
(Because they�re
siblings, not clones.)
THINGS WE�D LIKE TO
HEAR MORE OF
"What beautiful children...
"You�re so
lucky...
"How do you keep your house so
clean...
"It must be so
much fun...
"We always wanted twins...
"I don�t know how
you do it - you must be wonderful parents!
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