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The expansion White Re-InCarnations played their inaugural game vs the AGING Blue Bull Terriers before a packed house of 5. With the offseason acquisition of the MHL's elite brass including Gerry The Germ Lee-Kwen, Terry THE Law, Freddy Kruger Wu and Matt The Cannon Jensens, the Blue Bull Terriers are certain to capture the MHL title this season. The departure of the young and average skilled players Anthony Actionless Jackson, Chris I'm Fullerit, Dean McQueen Bee, Jeremy Call Me Julie Andrews, Jordan Too Tall Moss and Dave Nowack Me Honey put the Blue Bull Terriers in a positive situation. "Yeah��It was really nice getting rid of the dead weight �� now we have a chance to make the playoffs" stated an upbeat Stonewall.
The heavily favoured Blue Bull Terriers started the game looking and skating like they were stricken with a bout of constipation. The pace of the game to start was brisk and it didn't take long for the Bull Terrier to buckle which resulted in the steroid pumped Carnation's bean pole defenceman Jordan Too Tall Moss scoring the franchise's first and opening goal. The Bull Terrier would take no flowers for granted by turning up the heat and answered all the critics about being too old to even procreate by tying the game 1-1 on a brilliant breakaway goal by Terry THE Law who slipped the puck 5 hole by a sprawling Steve Well Hwang. With the Mid-Autumn festival in full swing and a full moon crying for the unbelievable to happen, the unbelievable happened when Dan The Dinkster Lau, the most unlikeliest of players, picked up his own rebound following a rare shot on net and slapped the puck past an absolutely stunned Well Hwang Carnations goaltender to put the Bull Terriers up 2-0. "Eating all that moon cake gave me such bad gas that it wasn't hard to clear the way to the net" stated the gas filled Dinkster.
With Bull Terriers up 2-1, Stonewall decided to practice what he had just learned in his swimming lesson by flopping all over the ice which resulted in 6 straight unanswered goals by the flaming White Carnations. Dean McQueen Bee, the very girlfriend whipped Dave Nowack Me Honey and their leaderless captain Anthony Actionless Jackson demonstrated all the tricks and moves they learned while playing with their idols of last season the Bull Terriers and subsequently put the Carnations up 7-2. "Dean, Dave and myself would be nowhere where we are now without the guidance of all the veterans on the Bull Terriers" blared an emotional Actionless Jackson. Dave Nowack Me Honey was just as emotional with the thankful blurb, "I'd like to really thank my girlfriend for letting me play�.I promised her I would massage her feet every Friday night and buy her a diamond ring real soon"
Terry THE Law and the aging veteran captain Raw Stewage Wong tried to make the score respectable by scoring late in the game. This was certainly a humbling loss at the hands of the new flower children of the MHL, The White Carnations.
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