| You Know You�re Possessed By DBZ When� 1.You throw food at the TV when Goku sacrifices himself during the battle with Perfect Cell VS Gohan and dies (or any other death). 2. After an episode is over, you go up in your room, blast your music and reenact the episode the way you want it to be, playing your own character. (That�s me!!) 3. You go �awe� every time you see Goten. (AWE!!!) 4. You have dreams about DBZ. 5. After watching an episode of DBZ you spend hours on the computer writing a story about DBZ because it inspired you. (Donated by my bro) 6. You think �bad� thoughts every time you see Gohan as a teenager in his blue fighting gear. (Umm�it wasn�t ME) 7. You make a Frieza doll out of cardboard and yell �Kamehameha!� then you turn on a fan and wait until the doll falls over so you can laugh. (Donated by Tyler, my bro) 8. You download 30 different DBZ MP3s and listen to them for 6 hours straight. (That�s me again) 9. Every time you see a trash can you think of Goku or Gohan taking a bath. 10. You wish some of the Z Fighters were real so you could do �bad things� to them. (I�m sick-minded, so sue me) 11. You make a special trip to Burger King, order 50 Whoppers and tell the workers it�s for your friend Goku who�s visiting America. 12. 5 minutes later, you go back in Burger King and ask if you can buy the whole STORE for Goku because he�s still hungry. 13. After watching DBZ you go outside looking for King Kai�s Planet, hoping he will teach you Kaioken. (Donated by my bro) 14. You make yourself a tail, stick it on your ass and go outside looking at the full moon waiting to turn into a monkey (oozaru). (Donated by my bro) 15. You go to a body of water around your house and go swimming, trying to find Kame House for Master Roshi to teach you the Kamehameha Wave. 16. You take a large cardboard box outside, thinking it�s a space pod and try flying to Planet Yardrat to learn Instant Transmission. (Donated by my bro) 17. You wake up every morning and find that something fell off of your nightstand from you kicking too much in your sleep (you know, those dreams about killing Frieza and Cell REALLY get to you) 18. You make a large red paper poster of fire, go up to your mother and scream �Kaioken! I refuse to do the dishes!� with your little brother holding the fire up behind you. 19. You wish Hercule was real just so you could shove his Martial Arts Belt up his ass for being so damn arrogant (I need Anger Management). 20. You actually think Hercule�s great. (Donated by my bro) 21. You hum �Mysterious Adventure� all day until your friends tell you to shut the hell up. 22. You hope that for your birthday Goku will come and see you, and for your present, bring you all 7 Dragonballs to make an actual wish that will come true. (Hey, a girl can dream) 23. You want to name your kids �Corn� or �Socks� in honor of Gohan (which is Japanese for �rice�) and Trunks (which is self-explanatory). 24. You wish you could use magic just like Babidi. (Donated by my bro) 25. You spit on someone thinking that they will turn to stone. (Donated by my bro) 26. Your life goal is to find the Deadzone. 27. You make a suit just like the Great Saiyaman and start saying heroic verses and posing at the same time. (Donated by my bro) 28. You go to NASA claiming you discovered a planet called Namek. 29. You try to teach your pet to shape shift like Puar and Oolong. 30. You keep eating cans of beans, hoping they will make you stronger. (they won�t do that, but I can tell you what they WILL make you do�LOL) 31. You take up a precious weekend just to make a list like this. 32. You paint yourself pinkish-red and make two horns and put them on your head and run around claiming you are the Demon King. (Donated by my bro) 33. You make a paper-moche model of Shenlong and ask for it to grant your wishes. 34. You go around and act like you�re Majin Buu and can turn people into food by growling and grunting really loud like you have constipation and saying in a weird voice �Me eat you up! Me eat you up!�. 35. You listen to the DBZ Theme over and over until you can sing the whole thing in Japanese. Then you go up to your friends and sing it until they go insane. 36. You go up to the school bully and tell them not to mess with you because your ancestors are Saiyans. 37. You find 7 orange marbles, color red stars on them and try to summon the Eternal Dragon Shenlong. 38. You draw King Kai�s logo and sew it on your clothes, saying you were trained by him. 39. You make your own candle, put about 30 wicks close together, light them up, cup your hands around the fire and scream �Don�t mess with me! I�ll unleash my Masenko on your ass!� 40. You try to fuse with one of your friends. (Donated by my bro) 41. You try to gather energy from planet Earth for the Spirit Bomb. (Donated by my bro) 42. You pick up two flashlights, turn them on and yell �Solar Flare!�, pointing them at someone. (Good way to get away from a lecture from your parents!) 43. You run around the mall yelling �There�s an Android on the loose! Everyone get outta here!� 44. You want to marry Buu. (Donated by my bro) 45. You want to kill ChiChi or Videl just so you can marry Goku or Gohan and have their kids. 46. You try turning your friends into food and say, �Me Eat You Up!� (Donated by my bro) 47. You put a third eye on your head and say it isn�t unnatural in your family because your Uncle Tien has one too. 48. You can hum or sing every DBZ song there is. 49. You go out and buy a lot of gel just to put your hair up and say you turned Super Saiyan because your mom made you mad when she didn�t like the way the dishes were washed. 50. You try to heal someone. (Donated by my bro) NEXT PAGE (Yes, there is more!) |