| You Know You're Possessed By DBZ...Page 2 51. Majin Buu is your hero. (Donated by my bro) 52. Mr. Popo is your hero. 53. Hercule is your hero. (If you like him, I�m coming after you!) 54. You�re attracted to Cell. (Donated by my bro) 55. You try to gather cells from people to make another person. (Donated by my bro) 56. You have two twin sons and name them Kakarot and Vegeta. 57. You have two twin daughters and name them ChiChi and Bulma. 58. You have dreams about Goku break dancing. 59. You have dreams about Buu break dancing. 60. You try and turn yourself into an android. 61. You enter an ad in the paper, looking for spare parts for your android that plans to take over the Earth. (I can see it now: Wanted: any mechanical parts that can successfully be used in my construction of an android that will enslave all humankind.) 62. You watch DBZ 24/7. (Donated by my bro) 63. You imagine what kind of impact you would have if you were in DBZ. 64. You believe Hercule defeated Cell. (Donated by my bro) 65. You think Buu and Yajirobe should go on Weight Watchers. 66. You think Vegeta would be a good Gym teacher. 67. You cried when Frieza and Cell died. (Donated by my bro) (If you do, I�ll find you!) 68. The only anime you have watched is DBZ. (Donated by my bro) 69. You enter an eating contest and think of Goku. (Donated by my bro) 70. You make Cell out of cardboard and make fun of it. (Donated by my bro) 71. You do your homework when your mom tells you instead of training. (Donated by my bro) 72. You�re attracted to Babidi. (Donated by my bro) 73. You scream at your friend, �Energy Blast!� (Donated by my bro) 74. You try to use Instant Transmission and go to Planet Namek. (Donated by my bro) 75. You dress like Hercule for Halloween. (Donated by my bro) 76. You cry when you miss a DBZ episode. (Donated by my bro) 77. You memorized and can recite everything that is said in an episode. 78. You wish Majin Buu was your father. (Donated by my bro) 79. You make your own DBZ movie. (Donated by my bro) 80. You name your room after a DBZ character. (Trunks� Domain, Goku�s Chamber, etc.) 81. You wish that Babidi was your grandfather. (Donated by my bro) 82. Every day when a teacher asks a question you raise a hand and say, �DBZ.� (Donated by my bro) 83. You look outside and see a shooting star and think it is Vegeta and Nappa arriving on the Earth. (Donated by my bro) 84. You make up a dance to a DBZ song and perform it in your school�s talent show, dedicating it to Goku and the Z Fighters for saving the Earth so many times. 85. You get a pole and yell, �Power Pole Extend!� (Donated by my bro) 86. You get a crystal ball and start saying, �Paparapapa!� (Donated by my bro) 87. You make up a character just so you can kill Cell. 88. When your friends ask you who your best friend is, your answer is one of the Z Fighters. 89. Everything reminds you of DBZ. 90. When you close your eyes at night, you can�t help but think that Goku or Gohan is lying right beside you. (Hey, I can�t help it.) 91. You wonder what it would be like to have a boyfriend exactly like Gohan. 92. You HAVE a boyfriend exactly like Gohan. 93. Songs that you listen to remind you of a DBZ character. 94. When in school, you write numerous notes that would be from one of the DBZ characters to you. 95. You make a school schedule with the DBZ characters on it. 96. When in Astronomy class, you ask your teacher where the planet Namek is located. 97. You ask your friend if you can borrow their Dragon Radar. 98. Every time you see or hear the word vegetable, you think of Vegeta. 99. You wonder what Yajirobe does in his spare time (besides eating.) 100. You hear an electric guitar playing and think of Vegeta. NEXT PAGE (Yes, there is even more!) |