Travels With Crazo

Tijuana, Ensenada, And Points South! Part V

Baja 1990

Authors Note: This is my version of the journey, it is not intended to be 100% complete or accurate. Some names and situations have been changed to protect the innocent.

Musical Score"Wasting away in Margarittaville" - Jimmy Buffett


Sunrise on the road

Time To Go Home

We decide that with all of the problems that we have had, that it would be safest if we did not go on to Mazatlan after all, and simply headed home. We actually had a very uneventful ride to La Paz.


La Mordita

Ok, so whoever said history repeats itself wasn't lying. We got lost in La Paz again. Eventually, we found the ferry terminal, but could not get tickets for Abe and Russ, as they did not have the proper documents, so we head on out to the airport where imigracion is located, to "aquire" the necessary doc. Russ has his passport, so it's no problem for him, but Rabbi Cohen has none. Simple fix, Abe simply fills out the form, folds it in half around a $5.00US bill and turns it in. The Imigracion guy, laughs and asks "What am I supposed to do with this; buy a Taco?"
Abe says he's got no more, we get no argument, and he issues the travel permit. Don't you just love Mexico?


Ticket for ferry

Crazo Steals A Blanket

We head on back to the ferry, and get aboard. It looked like it might be full up for a while, but we made it! Once on the ferry, it was an overnighter to Topolobampo, we start scouting for a place to crash. Crazo, thinking that the ship supplied blankets, snakes one from some family or other, and gets chased around the ship. After a fitful nights sleep, we eventualy land in Sinaloa.


Flooding

31-Dec Commander Don

We blew out another tire. Well, that's what spares are for. This road is so full of potholes, that it would have been better off not paving it at all. At one point, we passed some massive flooding, but we eventually made it to Guyamass, where the turn off to San Carlos lies. We bought about 150 lbs of prawns here because they were so cheap. We wanted to stop in San Carlos for the night, at the trailer park wher Commander Don Ferris, USN (Retired) spends his winters. Don is a great old guy, Russ's family has known him for years. He has dove with Jaques Costeau, and pioneered the US Navy Seal Team.
Don took us out in his panga (a type of outboard powered canoe) and we went diving. Craig freaked out under the water, so Don took good care of him whilst Russ and I swam through some caves. The beach where we stopped was the one that Catch-22 was filmed on, and now belongs to Club Med.
That night, being New Years eve, we trust should prove exciting, however, we can't get into any bars, as they all are reservation only for private parties!


New Years Day

We know that we have smooth sailing ahead of us as Ford Motor Company has built a modern freeway from Guyamas to Nogales, through Hermesillo. They did this because they have a big plant in Hermesillo, and Guyamass is the nearest port where they can ship goods into. They then take the finished cars, and truck them north to the US border at Nogales. We end up with blow out anyway. We already used our spare. It's New Years day. Want chance do we have of finding a Llanteria open?
So, I'm back to hitch hiking again; this time to Don's, so that he may take us to a place to get a new tire. As it turns out, I don't have to hitch; a bus pulls up and for $MN10 It takes me practicaly to Don's front door. Don takes me back to the motor home, and he and russ speed away looking to buy a new tire, or have the original one repaired.
It turns out that the EM50 uses a wierd tire size; and none are to be found anywhere! Russ ends up getting a tube put in the original tire and after thanking Don, we're off!
We pass through the smog filled depression known as Hermesillo, and stop for gas. Some guy asks for a ride across the border. What is he nuts??!


Welcome Home Boys!

We finaly make it to the US border. Paved roads. Gas stations that have gas. Water we can drink. Absence of mordita. And (sigh) absence of Mexico. The border guards shine lights into the van and ask "So, where did you hide the drugs?" Sigh. Welcome home.


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