backtothefuschia (7:08 PM): dude he liked your picture!
backtothefuschia (7:08 PM): thats SO NUTTY
PeyoteCalamity (7:09 PM): I KNOW
PeyoteCalamity (7:09 PM): WHY!?!?!?!
PeyoteCalamity (7:09 PM): it looks like a 3 year old made it
PeyoteCalamity (7:09 PM): DUDE HE SHOWED IT TO YOU
PeyoteCalamity (7:09 PM): HE SHOWED IT TO YOU
backtothefuschia (7:09 PM): i know, thats how we know he thought it was sweet
PeyoteCalamity (7:10 PM): i know. fuck
backtothefuschia (7:11 PM): "damn, i bet this will impress her."
PeyoteCalamity (7:11 PM): hahahahahaha
PeyoteCalamity (7:12 PM): "i can score with this collage of all my best Magic pictures"
PeyoteCalamity (7:12 PM): "this guy totally hooked me up, i will get jap poon like no other"
backtothefuschia (7:12 PM): hahaha
backtothefuschia (7:13 PM): he kept making extreme "im a heterosexual man" statements
PeyoteCalamity (7:13 PM): oh god
PeyoteCalamity (7:13 PM): and he said the anal spoon comment?
PeyoteCalamity (7:13 PM): dude, this guy WISHES you had a penis
backtothefuschia (7:14 PM): like i was talking about house of 1000 corpses and i was like "they kill the most attractive boy first"
backtothefuschia (7:14 PM): and he said "haha! wouldnt bother me! i dont like men!"
PeyoteCalamity (7:14 PM): HAHAHAHAHA are you fucking serious?!?!?!?
PeyoteCalamity (7:14 PM): no one would ever say that, ever
backtothefuschia (7:14 PM): yeah seriously.
backtothefuschia (7:15 PM): he said some other good stuff too
PeyoteCalamity (7:15 PM): dude, seriously, how can you say that and not be totally gay?
backtothefuschia (7:18 PM): he also made some comment that was about girls, i cant remember exactly what it
PeyoteCalamity (7:18 PM): what, "i love to have intercourse with them?"
backtothefuschia (7:18 PM): but im pretty sure he just said it so id think he was some sort of big pimp?
backtothefuschia (7:19 PM): hahaha i wish
PeyoteCalamity (7:19 PM): "yeah so i totally dig intercourse.. FEMALE INTERCOUSE.. meaning my penis penetrating a vagina.. the vagina of a FEMALE.. meaning girls"
backtothefuschia (7:20 PM): hahahahahahahha
backtothefuschia (7:20 PM): it wasnt that bad, but it was still pathetic and sad
PeyoteCalamity (7:21 PM): this kid is a new low for me
PeyoteCalamity (7:21 PM): to interact with
backtothefuschia (7:22 PM): yeah this is probably the crappiest person ever that ive talked to online
PeyoteCalamity (7:22 PM): i wholeheartedly agree
backtothefuschia (7:23 PM): worse than the guy that told me he was half a ham sandwich away from chris farley
PeyoteCalamity (7:23 PM): hahahahah oh yeah
PeyoteCalamity (7:23 PM): at least he was.. not mongo
backtothefuschia (7:24 PM): worse than the guy who kept asking me if i wanted to go get drunk in a graveyard at midnight with him
backtothefuschia (7:24 PM): worse than the freaky mannish lesbian
PeyoteCalamity (7:24 PM): at least he was.. not mongo
backtothefuschia (7:25 PM): worse than all the guys ive met at shows who deliver the pickup line "um, so you smoke weed?"
backtothefuschia (7:25 PM): mongo gets the trophy
PeyoteCalamity (7:25 PM): hahahahahahaha
PeyoteCalamity (7:26 PM): i can totally imagine some stony bro accosting you with that one
PeyoteCalamity (7:26 PM): and the look on your face
backtothefuschia (7:26 PM): dude it happens alllllllll the time
PeyoteCalamity (7:26 PM): that must totally suck
backtothefuschia (7:26 PM): "hi, did you go to show, yeah i saw you there, lets go smoke"
PeyoteCalamity (7:26 PM): hahahaha classic
backtothefuschia (7:28 PM): but now, when it happens, ill just sigh really loudly and think "hey. at least theyre not mongo."
PeyoteCalamity (7:28 PM): MONGO. jesus i'll never forget that name
backtothefuschia (7:28 PM): mongo is worse than the guy who wrote my name on his stomach and sent me naked pictures of himself
backtothefuschia (7:29 PM): mongo is worse than all of the guys that sent me naked pictures of themselves
backtothefuschia (7:29 PM): and he didnt even get naked
PeyoteCalamity (7:30 PM): why did someone write your name on their stomach and send you naked pictures??
backtothefuschia (7:30 PM): he IMed me and was like, 'you like chubby guys?' and he sent me like 7000 pictures of himself in various stages of undress
backtothefuschia (7:30 PM): and then
backtothefuschia (7:31 PM): i was like "write my name on your stomach with a sharpie and take a picture"
backtothefuschia (7:31 PM): and he did
PeyoteCalamity (7:31 PM): wow
PeyoteCalamity (7:31 PM): that's horrible
backtothefuschia (7:31 PM): but i didnt tell him to get NAKED
PeyoteCalamity (7:31 PM): it would have been funnier if he wrote “ashley” on his genitals
backtothefuschia (7:31 PM): but he DID ANYWAY
backtothefuschia (7:31 PM): no, the naked picture he sent me was so scary
backtothefuschia (7:32 PM): i mean penises are bad enough, right?
PeyoteCalamity (7:32 PM): they are pretty grotesque little things, yeah
backtothefuschia (7:32 PM): but he shaved all his pubic hair off and his penis was SO WEIRD looking
backtothefuschia (7:32 PM): it looked like it just shot out of nowhere on his body!
backtothefuschia (7:33 PM): like normalnormalnormalHUGEUNCIRCUMSIZEDPENISnormalnormal
PeyoteCalamity (7:33 PM): hahahahahahaha
backtothefuschia (7:34 PM): i was like dood ive never seen that variety of wang
backtothefuschia (7:34 PM): and i sent it to a bunch of other girls to confirm that yes indeed, it was crazy looking
PeyoteCalamity (7:34 PM): haha what, the huge uncircumsized variety?
backtothefuschia (7:35 PM): no, it just came out of nowhere!
backtothefuschia (7:35 PM): like it was an afterthought or something
PeyoteCalamity (7:35 PM): hahahaha
PeyoteCalamity (7:35 PM): because there was no pubic hair or what?
backtothefuschia (7:36 PM): like after they constructed his body it was like "oh, wait, we need a penis" and they just slapped it on
backtothefuschia (7:37 PM): probably him being shaved had a lot to do with it, but i think his pelvis just might have been poorly constructed
PeyoteCalamity (7:37 PM): hahahaha
backtothefuschia (7:38 PM): my favorite part of that whole experience was his buddy icon for AIM was a picture of he and his girlfriend cuddling
PeyoteCalamity (7:38 PM): ahahahahahaha
backtothefuschia (7:39 PM): i hope she saw my name written on his stomach and dumped him
PeyoteCalamity (7:39 PM): hahaha seriously, how would he get away with that?
backtothefuschia (7:40 PM): i know, sharpie doesnt come off easily
PeyoteCalamity (7:41 PM): yeah, especially if he wrote ashley in big letters
backtothefuschia (7:41 PM): i sent his naked pictures to everyone
PeyoteCalamity (7:41 PM): hahahahaha
backtothefuschia (7:41 PM): EVERYONE!!!!!
the end. sidenote to the mongo: if you read this i'm sorry. but please, try to look at it from our point of view.
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