PeyoteCalamity (6:49 PM): is Mondo on?
PeyoteCalamity (6:49 PM): i mean Mongo
backtothefuschia (6:49 PM): i dont know, but after you left
backtothefuschia (6:50 PM): he got REALLY angry because i refused to tell him what an anal spoon was
backtothefuschia (6:50 PM): and also he gave me the link to the picture you made of him, and said:
backtothefuschia (6:50 PM): "someone made this for me right now, i wish i knew how to do art like that on the computer"
PeyoteCalamity (6:51 PM): WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
PeyoteCalamity (6:51 PM): WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
PeyoteCalamity (6:51 PM): oh my god, he was stoked on it???
backtothefuschia (6:52 PM): yeah, im pretty sure he thought it was dope
PeyoteCalamity (6:52 PM): good lord
PeyoteCalamity (6:52 PM): i'm his best friend
backtothefuschia (6:52 PM): yeah, seriously
backtothefuschia (6:52 PM): it was so sad
PeyoteCalamity (6:52 PM): wow
PeyoteCalamity (6:52 PM): this is ridiculous
backtothefuschia (6:54 PM): its just pathetic and depressing, i dont want to believe he actually exists
backtothefuschia (6:54 PM): he also told me that everyone calls him mongo
PeyoteCalamity (6:54 PM): what happened to you telling him you had a penis?
backtothefuschia (6:54 PM): like, even his family
PeyoteCalamity (6:54 PM): that's horrible
PeyoteCalamity (6:54 PM): oh my god
backtothefuschia (6:55 PM): someone needs to tell him that isnt a cute pet name
PeyoteCalamity (6:55 PM): seriously
PeyoteCalamity (6:55 PM): it's the name you call a retarded ape
backtothefuschia (6:56 PM): he said they call him mongo coz he's all tall and fat, i was like uhhh im betting its not just that
PeyoteCalamity (6:56 PM): hahahahaha
PeyoteCalamity (6:57 PM): mongo.. fuck, this kid is REAL with a REAL LIFE and EXISTENCE
PeyoteCalamity (6:57 PM): i can't believe it
backtothefuschia (6:57 PM): he got really mad about the anal spoon thing, he used the internet term "omfg", you can tell he was REAL pissed
PeyoteCalamity (6:58 PM): HAHAHAHA
PeyoteCalamity (6:58 PM): how did this anal spoon conversation come into play?
backtothefuschia (6:58 PM): i have anal spoons listed as an interest on friendster and he asked what they were
backtothefuschia (6:59 PM): see, my friend matt used to have a hip hop group when he was 14
backtothefuschia (6:59 PM): and one of the other guys in the group used to wear a spoon around his neck, and he called it his anal spoon, which is hilarious because he was a fat 14 year old white kid in virginia
PeyoteCalamity (7:00 PM): oh my lord
backtothefuschia (7:00 PM): excuse me, west virginia
PeyoteCalamity (7:00 PM): i can't fathom that
PeyoteCalamity (7:00 PM): anal spoon, that's fucking horrible
backtothefuschia (7:00 PM): its one of the many reasons why matt wheeler is one of the greatest people in the world
backtothefuschia (7:01 PM): but anyway its on my profile and he asked what it was
backtothefuschia (7:01 PM): and i refused to tell him
PeyoteCalamity (7:02 PM): he probably wanted to know where he could purchase one, DUH
backtothefuschia (7:02 PM): hahaha no you know what he said?
backtothefuschia (7:02 PM): i kept saying "dude i think its self explanatory" and he said
backtothefuschia (7:02 PM): "should i go get a spoon and try it out?"
backtothefuschia (7:02 PM): and i was like UH NO. DEAR GOD NO
PeyoteCalamity (7:02 PM): WHAT?W HAT?W ATH?
PeyoteCalamity (7:02 PM): HOLY SHIT
PeyoteCalamity (7:03 PM): HO LEE SH IIIT
PeyoteCalamity (7:03 PM): dude that's horrible
backtothefuschia (7:04 PM): dude i know.
PeyoteCalamity (7:04 PM): he thought he was going to finally score, and that inserting a spoon into his anus would seal the deal
PeyoteCalamity (7:04 PM): because he thought you would be into it, and he, secretley, is super into it
backtothefuschia (7:05 PM): god i cant believe he's a real person
PeyoteCalamity (7:05 PM): neither can i. this is out of control
backtothefuschia (7:05 PM): its like a joke we made up came to life and is terrorising us
PeyoteCalamity (7:06 PM): i know. this is horrendous
PeyoteCalamity (7:06 PM): my god, he is real. i have pictures of this kid
PeyoteCalamity (7:06 PM): and i already totally capped on him and he's coming back for more
backtothefuschia (7:07 PM): i hope he IMs you before he bugs me again
PeyoteCalamity (7:07 PM): fuck i hope not